A great big slice of life, with seconds
#1
Posted 05 June 2003 - 06:29 AM
He had his girlfriend, a couple of other girls and some boy. We spent the night laughin, chattin, dancin, smoking white widow and getting really drunk.
I had three Strongbow Supers and a whole bigskin to myself, as well as what everyone else was passing around. I felt sick, then it went and I felt FANTASTIC. Like my blood was warm and it was going through my body, keeping me comfortable. I actually tripped for a few minutes, lying on my back on the bed thinking that the air around me was a soft silk duvet cover. It hasn't happened to me in a while.
Then he went of to shag his girl upstairs and left us lot downstairs. One girl and the bloke went off and out (back to his house I'm guessing) and I ended up getting off with the other girl.
6 out of ten for looks, 8 out of ten for tits, 10 out of 10 for alchohol capacity. We had sex on the livingroom floor.
Now it's today, and I feel great. Sometimes you really need a night like that to remind you that life's worth living.
--gav
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It's one thing to love somethin, but if you don't shower it with money then just don't talk to me. -- Paster Richards, GTA Vice City, VCPR
#2
Posted 05 June 2003 - 06:56 AM
Im glad someone enjoyed themselves though.
TheRedeemer
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- "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." Socrates 460-399 BC. Some things never change!
- Yes, I do have a sense of humour, I just can't remember where I left it.
- Warning - High levels of dry sarcasm.
#3
Posted 05 June 2003 - 08:04 AM
On the subject of sex, I know a girl who once had sex with our debate team coach in the back of a bus.
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If I'm lucky, the bomb will go off before they notice what I'm doing with the broom.
"Hey, I'm not the one who wanted Gay Sex to become a moderator." -Avatara
"I find that unaccountably disturbing."-Sundered Angel
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#4
Posted 05 June 2003 - 08:18 AM
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Your still in school? Poor boy...
On the subject of sex, I know a girl who once had sex with our debate team coach in the back of a bus.
Did I say I was still in school?
College, actually.
--gav
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It's one thing to love somethin, but if you don't shower it with money then just don't talk to me. -- Paster Richards, GTA Vice City, VCPR
#5
Posted 05 June 2003 - 06:11 PM
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Did I say I was still in school?
College, actually.
--gav
No, you didn't. I was talking to the person who said he had 3 exams yesterday. I figured that he probably was in a school of some type, which was why he was taking exams.
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The first and most proud official poorly dressed cronie of Zortrium. Hail fearless leader.
"Hey, I'm not the one who wanted Gay Sex to become a moderator." -Avatara
"I find that unaccountably disturbing."-Sundered Angel
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#6
Posted 05 June 2003 - 10:24 PM
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Sundered Angel,
The One and Only
Ares Webboard Moderator, and all-around Nice Guy
The One and Only
Ares Webboard Moderator, and all-around Nice Guy
#7
Posted 05 June 2003 - 11:35 PM
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The first and most proud official poorly dressed prison boy sidekick of Zortrium. Hail fearless leader.
Please keep in mind that all rumors about aluminum squirrels are false. Do not make us call the police.
"Hey, I'm not the one who wanted Gay Sex to become a moderator." -Avatara
"I find that unaccountably disturbing."-Sundered Angel
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#8
Posted 06 June 2003 - 12:06 AM
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Universites set exams also. As a matter of fact, I have mine approaching as we speak.
*Jaws theme music plays*
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"What we do not know, we cannot begin to understand."
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
#9
Posted 06 June 2003 - 06:11 AM
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*Jaws theme music plays*
*A lifeguard stares into the distant ocean, his hand up towards his forehead. "Let's hope those damn exams never return to these waters."*
--gav
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It's one thing to love somethin, but if you don't shower it with money then just don't talk to me. -- Paster Richards, GTA Vice City, VCPR
#10
Posted 06 June 2003 - 09:14 AM
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Did I say I was still in school?
He was talking to me. Have we got a name for our gang yet gav?
TheRedeemer
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- "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." Socrates 460-399 BC. Some things never change!
- Yes, I do have a sense of humour, I just can't remember where I left it.
- Warning - High levels of dry sarcasm.
#11
Posted 06 June 2003 - 09:18 AM
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He was talking to me. Have we got a name for our gang yet gav?
TheRedeemer
WZ -- WarZone
Actually the name of a street gang round the corner. Don't tell em I stole the name.
This is now WZ territory and will be protected by its members. Any Zortrium scum WILL be severely dealt with. His cronies are to remain outside of this topic at all times.
--gav
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It's one thing to love somethin, but if you don't shower it with money then just don't talk to me. -- Paster Richards, GTA Vice City, VCPR
#12
Posted 06 June 2003 - 02:05 PM
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[INSERT ZEEKY BOGGY DOOG HERE]
[url="http://"http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented.html"]- The Demented Cartoon Movie[/url] :: [url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum=Ares+Trash+Talk&number=12&DaysPrune=2&LastLogin="]Hmm, what could this be?[/url]
Azeroth is my poorly dressed super prison boy sidekick.
Commander of the AAS and Supreme Ruler of ZAP.
"Bad Avatara."
-- from the topic closings of Sundered Angel, Official Lektorian and founder of SONAH.
#13
Posted 06 June 2003 - 02:38 PM
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The first and most proud official poorly dressed prison boy sidekick of Zortrium. Hail fearless leader.
Please keep in mind that all rumors about aluminum squirrels are false. Do not make us call the police.
"Hey, I'm not the one who wanted Gay Sex to become a moderator." -Avatara
"I find that unaccountably disturbing."-Sundered Angel
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#14
Posted 06 June 2003 - 03:47 PM
WZ Rulez
--gav
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It's one thing to love somethin, but if you don't shower it with money then just don't talk to me. -- Paster Richards, GTA Vice City, VCPR
--SARZ, WZ. --
[This message has been edited by pistgavin (edited 06-06-2003).]
#15
Posted 06 June 2003 - 04:08 PM
Edit: God I hate UBB
Edit#2: God, I really really hate UBB
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The first and most proud official poorly dressed prison boy sidekick of Zortrium. Hail fearless leader.
Please keep in mind that all rumors about aluminum squirrels are false. Do not make us call the police.
[This message has been edited by Azeroth (edited 06-06-2003).]
[This message has been edited by Azeroth (edited 06-06-2003).]
"Hey, I'm not the one who wanted Gay Sex to become a moderator." -Avatara
"I find that unaccountably disturbing."-Sundered Angel
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#16
Posted 06 June 2003 - 04:56 PM
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my [url="http://"http://home.ptd.net/~hart1"]Home Page.[/url] Now with a link farm, picture gallery, section on pi and Australia, and golf.
Visit [url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum=Ares+Trash+Talk&number=12&DaysPrune=20&LastLogin="] Trash Talk![/url]
#17
Posted 06 June 2003 - 06:31 PM
I'm going to go make up a poem in honor of Zortrium. I might even finish it eventually to!
I made another image in honor of Zortrium, similar to the one about Avatara.
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The first and most proud official poorly dressed prison boy sidekick of Zortrium. Hail fearless leader.
Please keep in mind that all rumors about aluminum squirrels are false. Do not make us call the police.
[This message has been edited by Azeroth (edited 06-06-2003).]
"Hey, I'm not the one who wanted Gay Sex to become a moderator." -Avatara
"I find that unaccountably disturbing."-Sundered Angel
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#18
Posted 06 June 2003 - 09:56 PM
and now both of you can have business cards.
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[INSERT ZEEKY BOGGY DOOG HERE]
[url="http://"http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented.html"]- The Demented Cartoon Movie[/url] :: [url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum=Ares+Trash+Talk&number=12&DaysPrune=2&LastLogin="]Hmm, what could this be?[/url]
My poorly dressed super prison boy sidekicks / cronies: Azeroth, Trah.
Commander of the AAS and Supreme Ruler of ZAP.
"Bad Avatara."
-- from the topic closings of Sundered Angel, Official Lektorian and founder of SONAH.
#19
Posted 06 June 2003 - 10:12 PM
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and now both of you can have business cards.
Can I have this image on my business card?
It accurately displayes my current rank, goes with the Star Trek theme, and may strike fear in the hearts of enemies.
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#20
Posted 06 June 2003 - 11:01 PM
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Excellent work troops. I'm promoting you both to lieutenants, giving you both personalized command ships,
and now both of you can have business cards.
Why thank you. Are there any limits as to where i can take it and what I can do with it?
Am I great with Photoshop or what?
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The first and most proud official poorly dressed prison boy sidekick of Zortrium. Hail fearless leader.
Please keep in mind that all rumors about aluminum squirrels are false. Do not make us call the police.
"Hey, I'm not the one who wanted Gay Sex to become a moderator." -Avatara
"I find that unaccountably disturbing."-Sundered Angel
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#21
Posted 06 June 2003 - 11:30 PM
Subject: Status Update
Timestamp: 60603:2030-15.7
My command carrier has been monitoring all recent activity in the area. The data has been thoroughly analyzed and a complete report is attached, along with my recommendations for action. My squadron is awaiting your orders and are relocating to allow for maximum efficency when activated.
Avatara out.
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"What we do not know, we cannot begin to understand."
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
#22
Posted 07 June 2003 - 11:44 AM
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Why thank you. Are there any limits as to where i can take it and what I can do with it?
Am I great with Photoshop or what?
No limits, but I may have to prohibit you from photoshopping any more.
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[INSERT ZEEKY BOGGY DOOG HERE]
[url="http://"http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented.html"]- The Demented Cartoon Movie[/url] :: [url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum=Ares+Trash+Talk&number=12&DaysPrune=2&LastLogin="]Hmm, what could this be?[/url]
My poorly dressed super prison boy sidekick: Azeroth
My cronie: Trah
Commander of the AAS and Supreme Ruler of ZAP.
"Bad Avatara."
-- from the topic closings of Sundered Angel, Official Lektorian and founder of SONAH.
#23
Posted 07 June 2003 - 11:51 AM
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The first and most proud official poorly dressed prison boy sidekick of Zortrium. Hail fearless leader.
Please keep in mind that all rumors about aluminum squirrels are false. Do not make us call the police.
"Hey, I'm not the one who wanted Gay Sex to become a moderator." -Avatara
"I find that unaccountably disturbing."-Sundered Angel
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#24
Posted 07 June 2003 - 03:56 PM
[url="http://"http://myinstantdeath.tripod.com/nuke.jpg"]http://myinstantdeat...od.com/nuke.jpg[/url]
Oops
[edit]save the dialup users some load time[/edit]
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Oh i'm not addicted, it's a hobby
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#25
Posted 07 June 2003 - 04:52 PM
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I want you all to see this wild image (its probably another one Mazca would like) but I don't want to clog the boards, so go here.
[url="http://"http://www.angelfire.com/vt2/myst/zortrium.gif"]http://www.angelfire...st/zortrium.gif[/url]
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The first and most proud official poorly dressed prison boy sidekick of Zortrium. Hail fearless leader.
Please keep in mind that all rumors about aluminum squirrels are false. Do not make us call the police.
"Hey, I'm not the one who wanted Gay Sex to become a moderator." -Avatara
"I find that unaccountably disturbing."-Sundered Angel
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