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#1 User is offline   pistgavin 

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Posted 05 June 2003 - 06:29 AM

Last night, I went to a mate's house. Daniel.

He had his girlfriend, a couple of other girls and some boy. We spent the night laughin, chattin, dancin, smoking white widow and getting really drunk.

I had three Strongbow Supers and a whole bigskin to myself, as well as what everyone else was passing around. I felt sick, then it went and I felt FANTASTIC. Like my blood was warm and it was going through my body, keeping me comfortable. I actually tripped for a few minutes, lying on my back on the bed thinking that the air around me was a soft silk duvet cover. It hasn't happened to me in a while.

Then he went of to shag his girl upstairs and left us lot downstairs. One girl and the bloke went off and out (back to his house I'm guessing) and I ended up getting off with the other girl.

6 out of ten for looks, 8 out of ten for tits, 10 out of 10 for alchohol capacity. We had sex on the livingroom floor.

Now it's today, and I feel great. Sometimes you really need a night like that to remind you that life's worth living.

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Posted 05 June 2003 - 06:56 AM

Yesterday I had 3 exams. Life's a bitch.
Im glad someone enjoyed themselves though.

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Posted 05 June 2003 - 08:04 AM

Your still in school? Poor boy...

On the subject of sex, I know a girl who once had sex with our debate team coach in the back of a bus.

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Posted 05 June 2003 - 08:18 AM

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Your still in school? Poor boy...

On the subject of sex, I know a girl who once had sex with our debate team coach in the back of a bus.



Did I say I was still in school?

College, actually.

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Posted 05 June 2003 - 06:11 PM

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Did I say I was still in school?

College, actually.

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No, you didn't. I was talking to the person who said he had 3 exams yesterday. I figured that he probably was in a school of some type, which was why he was taking exams.

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Posted 05 June 2003 - 10:24 PM

Universites set exams also. As a matter of fact, I have mine approaching as we speak.

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Posted 05 June 2003 - 11:35 PM

I hope its not on spelling.

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Posted 06 June 2003 - 12:06 AM

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Universites set exams also. As a matter of fact, I have mine approaching as we speak.



*Jaws theme music plays*

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Posted 06 June 2003 - 06:11 AM

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*Jaws theme music plays*



*A lifeguard stares into the distant ocean, his hand up towards his forehead. "Let's hope those damn exams never return to these waters."*

--gav

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Posted 06 June 2003 - 09:14 AM

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Did I say I was still in school?



He was talking to me. Have we got a name for our gang yet gav?

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Posted 06 June 2003 - 09:18 AM

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He was talking to me. Have we got a name for our gang yet gav?

TheRedeemer



WZ -- WarZone

Actually the name of a street gang round the corner. Don't tell em I stole the name.

This is now WZ territory and will be protected by its members. Any Zortrium scum WILL be severely dealt with. His cronies are to remain outside of this topic at all times.

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Posted 06 June 2003 - 02:05 PM

Charrrgggeee!!

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Posted 06 June 2003 - 02:38 PM

Death to the WZ heretics! IN THE NAME OF LEADER ZORTRIUM!!!!!!

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Posted 06 June 2003 - 03:47 PM

Time to bring out the heavy artillary, I think.

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WZ Rulez
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Posted 06 June 2003 - 04:08 PM

Bye bye, WZ.

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Edit: God I hate UBB
Edit#2: God, I really really hate UBB
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Posted 06 June 2003 - 04:56 PM

Long Live Zortrium!

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Posted 06 June 2003 - 06:31 PM

Zortrium, Greatest of the Mortals! (Mortals=everyone except for Avatara, God of Karma and SA, God of Fish)

I'm going to go make up a poem in honor of Zortrium. I might even finish it eventually to!

I made another image in honor of Zortrium, similar to the one about Avatara.

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Posted 06 June 2003 - 09:56 PM

Excellent work troops. I'm promoting you both to lieutenants, giving you both personalized command ships,
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and now both of you can have business cards. Posted Image

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Posted 06 June 2003 - 10:12 PM

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and now both of you can have business cards.   Posted Image



Can I have this image on my business card?

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It accurately displayes my current rank, goes with the Star Trek theme, and may strike fear in the hearts of enemies.

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Posted 06 June 2003 - 11:01 PM

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Excellent work troops.  I'm promoting you both to lieutenants, giving you both personalized command ships,
and now both of you can have business cards.   Posted Image



Why thank you. Are there any limits as to where i can take it and what I can do with it?

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Am I great with Photoshop or what?

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Posted 06 June 2003 - 11:30 PM

To: Commander Sundered Angel
Subject: Status Update
Timestamp: 60603:2030-15.7

My command carrier has been monitoring all recent activity in the area. The data has been thoroughly analyzed and a complete report is attached, along with my recommendations for action. My squadron is awaiting your orders and are relocating to allow for maximum efficency when activated.

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Avatara out.

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Posted 07 June 2003 - 11:44 AM

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Why thank you. Are there any limits as to where i can take it and what I can do with it?

 Posted Image  

Am I great with Photoshop or what?


No limits, but I may have to prohibit you from photoshopping any more. Posted Image

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Posted 07 June 2003 - 11:51 AM

Posted Image you should see what I did last night in honor of you. It portrays you as a 2 headed, 4 armed, 3 legged warrior who shatters the world.

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Posted 07 June 2003 - 03:56 PM

What does this button do?

[url="http://"http://myinstantdeath.tripod.com/nuke.jpg"]http://myinstantdeat...od.com/nuke.jpg[/url]

Oops

[edit]save the dialup users some load time[/edit]

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Why?

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Posted 07 June 2003 - 04:52 PM

Your nuclear shattering of the world is much cooler than mine was.
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I want you all to see this wild image (its probably another one Mazca would like) but I don't want to clog the boards, so go here.
[url="http://"http://www.angelfire.com/vt2/myst/zortrium.gif"]http://www.angelfire...st/zortrium.gif[/url]

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Please keep in mind that all rumors about aluminum squirrels are false. Do not make us call the police.
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