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#1 pistgavin

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Posted 05 June 2003 - 06:23 AM

Webboards and prisons have a lot in common: Rows and rows of faceless people with the occaisional stand outer (person who stands out). Guards patrolling every route (moderators), the a corrupt and power abusing governor (andrew) and his personal cronies (David Dunham, TomWoozle, EVula... the admins). There is also a Big Daddy, a prisoner (or member) who rules over the board and whom no one can contradict, unless they want to pick up the soap in the showers.

Who's the don here then?

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#2 Zortrium

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Posted 05 June 2003 - 07:21 AM

Me. Of course. Posted Image

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#3 Azeroth

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Posted 05 June 2003 - 08:01 AM

Can I be your poorly dressed super prison boy sidekick?

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#4 pistgavin

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Posted 05 June 2003 - 08:19 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Zortrium:
Me. Of course.

Well, don't get comfy up there. There's a new man in town, son.

--gav

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[This message has been edited by pistgavin (edited 06-05-2003).]

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#5 Zortrium

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Posted 05 June 2003 - 09:03 AM

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Originally posted by Azeroth:
Can I be your poorly dressed super prison boy sidekick?

Sure!

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Azeroth is my poorly dressed super prison boy sidekick.

#6 pistgavin

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Posted 05 June 2003 - 09:15 AM

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Originally posted by Azeroth:
Can I be your poorly dressed super prison boy sidekick?

A rival cronie eh? I'll raise my own gang of thugs to take over the TT board. Then we'll see who's boss.

Now bend over for your daddy.

--gav

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#7 Carinae

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Posted 05 June 2003 - 10:39 AM

Everybody knows i'm the boss!

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#8 Avatara

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Posted 05 June 2003 - 12:53 PM

I'm fine with being a guard. I like my spiffy pulse rifle, and I never miss. Posted Image

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#9 Bandit_Keith

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Posted 05 June 2003 - 01:26 PM

Quote

Originally posted by pistgavin:

A rival cronie eh? I'll raise my own gang of thugs to take over the TT board. Then we'll see who's boss.

Can I be a thug? Pleeease? Posted Image

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#10 Zortrium

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Posted 05 June 2003 - 02:26 PM

This is turning into the "Hey look I suck at UBB" thread. Posted Image

By the way, Azeroth, make sure you put your new status in your sig.

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#11 Azeroth

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Posted 05 June 2003 - 06:09 PM

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Originally posted by Zortrium:
This is turning into the "Hey look I suck at UBB" thread.

By the way, Azeroth, make sure you put your new status in your sig.

Done. I've been thinking I needed something new anyway.

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#12 Sundered Angel

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Posted 05 June 2003 - 10:17 PM

A turf war? On my watch?

Well, I suppose as long as it keeps the prisoners downtrodden. And then we can go in and bash any still standing, eh Avatara?

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#13 Avatara

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Posted 06 June 2003 - 12:05 AM

Sure thing boss. Oh, and this time the Martinis are on you.

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#14 pistgavin

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Posted 06 June 2003 - 06:14 AM

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Originally posted by Bandit_Keith:
Can I be a thug? Pleeease?

Okay lefty. We take over D Wing tomorrow (that is, the Engineering Dept).

*pistgavin begins to plan drug smuggling operations, and starts to methodically widen his thug's anal capacity to allow for this.

--gav

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Posted 06 June 2003 - 06:42 AM

pistgavin, I'm sure you've probably noticed Zortrium is on the look out for cronies and he's lookin to expand his empire, but I'm gonna have to put a stop to this yank with delusion's of grandeur. You with me gav? Us brit's will take em down easy.

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#16 pistgavin

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Posted 06 June 2003 - 06:56 AM

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Originally posted by TheRedeemer:
pistgavin, I'm sure you've probably noticed Zortrium is on the look out for cronies and he's lookin to expand his empire, but I'm gonna have to put a stop to this yank with delusion's of grandeur. You with me gav? Us brit's will take em down easy.

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- Silly, I know, but I watched Snatch yesterday an Im in a Gangster type mood -

That is true, henchman, that is true. This American bastard's getting a few too many big ideas in his head. Zortrium, prepare for WAR.

*pistgavin has a quiet word with Avatara. The only snatches of conversation heard are "bribe", "agreemant" and "crack his head open with a spanner".

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#17 divine_intervention

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Posted 06 June 2003 - 08:25 AM

British crew represent! You got the Norwich Cartel's support, just don't touch us in the shower or we'll mash you so bad you'll look like a Bulldog licking piss off a nettle.

Ello gav, long time no speak. Posted Image

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#18 pistgavin

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Posted 06 June 2003 - 08:32 AM

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Originally posted by divine_intervention:
British crew represent! You got the Norwich Cartel's support, just don't touch us in the shower or we'll mash you so bad you'll look like a Bulldog licking piss off a nettle.

Ello gav, long time no speak.

Is that who I think it is?

We also have the backing of the drug Syndicates and Crime Families of Greater London Town.
The showers are ours mate. You just stick to the toilets like a good boy and leave the anal punishments to us.

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Posted 06 June 2003 - 08:38 AM

Yes, it is. Posted Image

/me cuts a funky scratch for the laaandaan crew.

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"I contemplate the answer but I don’t know the question,
So I hope it manifests in these lyrics that I mention,
I hope that somethings gained from the **** that I’ve explained,
you know my name, i’m all alone, this is divine intervention."

#20 pistgavin

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Posted 06 June 2003 - 08:44 AM

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Originally posted by divine_intervention:

/me cuts a funky scratch for the laaandaan crew.

Don't take the piss you newcastle supporting bastard. Posted Image

How the **** do you pronounce Arsenal anyway?

And what are you doing arsing about here? Get on IRC now you spawny get so I can talk properly.

--gav

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#21 divine_intervention

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Posted 06 June 2003 - 08:56 AM

I can't mate, my mouse is broken. If you find me the keyboard shortcut for connecting to the first server in my server window in IRCle 3.1 OS X then I'm away.

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"I contemplate the answer but I don’t know the question,
So I hope it manifests in these lyrics that I mention,
I hope that somethings gained from the **** that I’ve explained,
you know my name, i’m all alone, this is divine intervention."

#22 pistgavin

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Posted 06 June 2003 - 09:02 AM

Ah well, sorry about that mate. How the hell did you manage to get from the EV B&B to here without a mouse? Posted Image

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#23 divine_intervention

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Posted 06 June 2003 - 09:07 AM

Tabbing away. Tab lets you select each link and backspace takes you back a page. handy that.

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"I contemplate the answer but I don’t know the question,
So I hope it manifests in these lyrics that I mention,
I hope that somethings gained from the **** that I’ve explained,
you know my name, i’m all alone, this is divine intervention."

#24 pistgavin

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Posted 06 June 2003 - 09:14 AM

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Originally posted by divine_intervention:
Tabbing away. Tab lets you select each link and backspace takes you back a page. handy that.

****in right. Need a new mouse? I can send you one if you want.

--gav

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Posted 06 June 2003 - 10:40 AM

Dude, I am so there.

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Sure thing boss. Oh, and this time the Martinis are on you.

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