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#26 Sundered Angel

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Posted 20 April 2003 - 11:16 PM

I think not.

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#27 dude3

Ehhhhh...no?

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Posted 20 April 2003 - 11:24 PM

Thank you, Luke's spleen.

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#28 Azeroth

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Posted 21 April 2003 - 08:01 AM

I ate your spleen. Sorry.

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#29 Luke

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Posted 21 April 2003 - 11:55 AM

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I ate your spleen. Sorry.

That's okay, I forgot what it was supposed to do any way.

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#30 The Journalist

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Posted 21 April 2003 - 12:58 PM

Now that i think of it...what does the spleen do?

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#31 Stryker

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Posted 21 April 2003 - 08:55 PM

Probably some old method of torture. If not why would anyone be crazy enough to go insane and name something a spleen!

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#32 UPS 4ever

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Posted 21 April 2003 - 10:21 PM

I think its an organ. NOT the kind you find in churches and stuff, the nasty ones you make haggis with.

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Posted 21 April 2003 - 10:28 PM

Didn't they used to accuse the spleen as being the organ that contained the source of all of a person's evil?

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#34 Mag Steelglass

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Posted 22 April 2003 - 12:06 AM

I suppose we should launch a global campaign to destroy all spleens, in that case. Ridding the world of evil for all eternity and the like.

On second thought, I think I'll go get some chocolate instead...

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Posted 22 April 2003 - 08:23 PM

Quote

Originally posted by UPS 4ever:
I think its an organ. NOT the kind you find in churches and stuff, the nasty ones you make haggis with.

Actually, according to the American Heritage College Dictionary, haggis are a Scottish dish consisting of the minced heart, lungs, and liver of a sheep or calf mixed with suet, oatmeal, and seasonings and boiled in the stomach of a slaughtered animal.

Note that Trash Talk is not bloody, is not a moon, and is in no legal sense "ours."

That means no bagpipes either.

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#36 dude3

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Posted 22 April 2003 - 08:27 PM

Haggis is singular.

Interesting note - Haggis and bagpipes are both made using the stomachs of sheep. Coincidence? I think not.

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#37 Stryker

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Posted 22 April 2003 - 08:45 PM

Can we please not talk about haggis it is a sickening substence.

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#38 The Journalist

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Posted 28 April 2003 - 06:28 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Mag Steelglass:
I suppose we should launch a global campaign to destroy all spleens, in that case. Ridding the world of evil for all eternity and the like.

On second thought, I think I'll go get some chocolate instead...

mmmm....chocolate....

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#39 Azeroth

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Posted 28 April 2003 - 06:33 PM

Nice, brown, goopy, chocolate all over my hands...wait a minute, this doesnt taste right....

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#40 The Journalist

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Posted 28 April 2003 - 06:36 PM

heheheheheh!!!!!HEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHH!!!!BOZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz.

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Posted 30 April 2003 - 06:04 PM

Somebody needs to take the chill pill. But that is indeed a sickneningly funny post!

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#42 suGaR

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Posted 30 April 2003 - 06:16 PM

Especially the bagpipes thing, and the spleen thing, and the chocolate thing, hell, it's all funny! HAHA

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Posted 30 April 2003 - 07:24 PM

Some people need to stop ODing.

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Posted 30 April 2003 - 09:10 PM

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heheheheheh!!!!!HEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHH!!!!BOZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz.

This is like the fifthieth retarded post of The Journalist in a short period of time. I think he should be given the title "Drunkard."

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#45 suGaR

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Posted 30 April 2003 - 09:59 PM

Or, enjoying life.

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Posted 30 April 2003 - 10:36 PM

Or maybe "toddler."

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Posted 30 April 2003 - 11:04 PM

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Or maybe "toddler."

Well, that has the perk of being pretty random, which means andrew likes it more.

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#48 GandalfDaddy

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Posted 01 May 2003 - 05:04 PM

*GASP* Or SIGH!

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Posted 01 May 2003 - 05:15 PM

What kind of stupid member title is "sigh?"

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#50 Zortrium

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Posted 01 May 2003 - 05:17 PM

A four letter English noun.

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