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Though you may or may not have noticed, I have been gone for the past week or two, for reasons I wll not go into right now. As a I return to the board, I find it in crappier condition than I left it.
There are two solutions to this problem. The first is that everyone try to put some quality control into their posts. I have tried to do this before and it didn't work then, so I don't expect it to work now. The second option is to raise the average intelligence by bringing in new members. To do this, everyone should put a lnk to Trash Talk in their sigs and start posting in other boards. Somebody is bound to click on it and get taken here. They will start posting, and all will be well.
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what the hell? Part 2
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Posted 25 May 2003 - 06:20 PM
"For a writing to be a writing it must continue to 'act' and to be readable even when what is called the author of the writing no longer answers for what he has written..."
Jacques Derrida, "Signature Event Context"
Jacques Derrida, "Signature Event Context"
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Posted 25 May 2003 - 06:50 PM
I suppose a condition would be that I remove the quote from my sig? It demonstrates the general intelligence of posts on TT. And I already post on other boards.
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It's all fun and games until a rampaging mod destroys half your account.
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"Bad Avatara."
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Commander of the AAS and Supreme Ruler of ZAP.
"Bad Avatara."
-- from the topic closings of Sundered Angel, Official Lektorian and founder of SONAH.
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Posted 25 May 2003 - 07:53 PM
No, it demonstrates my intelligence! And I am making sure I am the only person here!
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I am certified Grammar Nazi.
'It seems people have a taste for hell in the morning. ';
The sig revolution died! Now it's time to move onto the self promotion revolution.
The sig revolution died! Now it's time to move onto the self promotion revolution.
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Posted 25 May 2003 - 10:09 PM
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Originally posted by dude3:
Though you may or may not have noticed, I have been gone for the past week or two, for reasons I wll not go into right now.
Though you may or may not have noticed, I have been gone for the past week or two, for reasons I wll not go into right now.
Do they involve some "quality time" with µ?
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 25 May 2003 - 10:22 PM
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Originally posted by dude3:
The second option is to raise the average intelligence by bringing in new members. To do this, everyone should put a lnk to Trash Talk in their sigs and start posting in other boards. Somebody is bound to click on it and get taken here. They will start posting, and all will be well.
The second option is to raise the average intelligence by bringing in new members. To do this, everyone should put a lnk to Trash Talk in their sigs and start posting in other boards. Somebody is bound to click on it and get taken here. They will start posting, and all will be well.
Should I become a new member? My intelligence might raise the average. I don't know if I have the time to post so many replies in such long topics though...
Edit: 100th post w00t
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Posted 25 May 2003 - 10:38 PM
Don't worry. You could probably succeed by simply pounding random keys on the keyboard. Observe:
,.xfmzlkmsafenapoijgaklmq afvijp q,p[of kq[ kfa fasfaha keraph
See? That didn't take a lot of time. (Tip: avoid the command key, nasty stuff can happen by accidentially hitting it)
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"What we do not know, we cannot begin to understand."
,.xfmzlkmsafenapoijgaklmq afvijp q,p[of kq[ kfa fasfaha keraph
See? That didn't take a lot of time. (Tip: avoid the command key, nasty stuff can happen by accidentially hitting it)
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"What we do not know, we cannot begin to understand."
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 25 May 2003 - 11:46 PM
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Originally posted by Avatara:
Don't worry. You could probably succeed by simply pounding random keys on the keyboard. Observe:
,.xfmzlkmsafenapoijgaklmq afvijp q,p[of kq[ kfa fasfaha keraph
See? That didn't take a lot of time. (Tip: avoid the command key, nasty stuff can happen by accidentially hitting it)
Don't worry. You could probably succeed by simply pounding random keys on the keyboard. Observe:
,.xfmzlkmsafenapoijgaklmq afvijp q,p[of kq[ kfa fasfaha keraph
See? That didn't take a lot of time. (Tip: avoid the command key, nasty stuff can happen by accidentially hitting it)
So, could I get my cat to type messages for me?
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Posted 26 May 2003 - 12:02 AM
It's your cat, you ask him (or her).
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"No, only you confuse me! Becuase your are a illogical being and your impudence is larger then your ignorance, (feild)" - GandalfDaddy
It's all fun and games until a rampaging mod destroys half your account.
Commander of the AAS and Supreme Ruler of ZAP.
"Bad Avatara."
-- from the topic closings of Sundered Angel, Official Lektorian and founder of SONAH.
Commander of the AAS and Supreme Ruler of ZAP.
"Bad Avatara."
-- from the topic closings of Sundered Angel, Official Lektorian and founder of SONAH.
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Posted 26 May 2003 - 12:13 AM
She agrees and has the following question:
sfjoijoai foijwoiejf jdoif?
[translation]Am I fat?[/translation]
Edit: arrg I failed my first attempt at posting an image
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sfjoijoai foijwoiejf jdoif?
[translation]Am I fat?[/translation]
Edit: arrg I failed my first attempt at posting an image
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Posted 26 May 2003 - 09:33 AM
That picture scares me. I could swear that's my cat.
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"No, only you confuse me! Becuase your are a illogical being and your impudence is larger then your ignorance, (feild)" - GandalfDaddy
It's all fun and games until a rampaging mod destroys half your account.
Commander of the AAS and Supreme Ruler of ZAP.
"Bad Avatara."
-- from the topic closings of Sundered Angel, Official Lektorian and founder of SONAH.
Commander of the AAS and Supreme Ruler of ZAP.
"Bad Avatara."
-- from the topic closings of Sundered Angel, Official Lektorian and founder of SONAH.
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Posted 26 May 2003 - 09:56 AM
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Originally posted by Zortrium:
That picture scares me. I could swear that's my cat.
That picture scares me. I could swear that's my cat.
Here is my other cat:
go [url="http://"http://home.ptd.net/~hart1/photo.html"]here[/url] for more cat pictures.
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Posted 26 May 2003 - 10:11 AM
OMFG that pic is even more like my cat!!! Did you steal my cat?? 
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[url="http://"http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented.html"]- The Demented Cartoon Movie[/url]
"No, only you confuse me! Becuase your are a illogical being and your impudence is larger then your ignorance, (feild)" - GandalfDaddy
It's all fun and games until a rampaging mod destroys half your account.
Commander of the AAS and Supreme Ruler of ZAP.
"Bad Avatara."
-- from the topic closings of Sundered Angel, Official Lektorian and founder of SONAH.
Commander of the AAS and Supreme Ruler of ZAP.
"Bad Avatara."
-- from the topic closings of Sundered Angel, Official Lektorian and founder of SONAH.
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Posted 26 May 2003 - 11:04 AM
Yes, we stole and ate your cat zorty, (I don't think the flash movie is uploaded yet, but when it is, hehe)!
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I am certified Grammar Nazi.
I dare you to come to the weboard of [url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum=Ares+Trash+Talk&number=12&DaysPrune=2&LastLogin="]Trash Talk[/url]
'It seems people have a taste for hell in the morning. ';
The sig revolution died! Now it's time to move onto the self promotion revolution.
The sig revolution died! Now it's time to move onto the self promotion revolution.
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Posted 26 May 2003 - 11:52 AM
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Originally posted by Zortrium:
OMFG that pic is even more like my cat!!! Did you steal my cat??
OMFG that pic is even more like my cat!!! Did you steal my cat??
No, I cloned your cat and returned the original.
Edit: Zortrium, can I see a picture of your cat?
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Posted 26 May 2003 - 12:41 PM
No I ate your cat, and his cat, then I ate the clones. Die!
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I am certified Grammar Nazi.
I dare you to come to the weboard of [url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum=Ares+Trash+Talk&number=12&DaysPrune=2&LastLogin="]Trash Talk[/url]
'It seems people have a taste for hell in the morning. ';
The sig revolution died! Now it's time to move onto the self promotion revolution.
The sig revolution died! Now it's time to move onto the self promotion revolution.
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Posted 26 May 2003 - 12:44 PM
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Originally posted by GandalfDaddy:
No I ate your cat, and his cat, then I ate the clones. Die!
No I ate your cat, and his cat, then I ate the clones. Die!
Luckily for me, I have my cast DNA stored, so I can resurect them anytime.
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Posted 26 May 2003 - 03:04 PM
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Originally posted by Trah:
No, I cloned your cat and returned the original.
Edit: Zortrium, can I see a picture of your cat?
No, I cloned your cat and returned the original.
Edit: Zortrium, can I see a picture of your cat?
Sorry I have no web space, but she is a calico like yours and has the same sort of face (orange on one side, black on the other).
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"No, only you confuse me! Becuase your are a illogical being and your impudence is larger then your ignorance, (feild)" - GandalfDaddy
It's all fun and games until a rampaging mod destroys half your account.
Commander of the AAS and Supreme Ruler of ZAP.
"Bad Avatara."
-- from the topic closings of Sundered Angel, Official Lektorian and founder of SONAH.
Commander of the AAS and Supreme Ruler of ZAP.
"Bad Avatara."
-- from the topic closings of Sundered Angel, Official Lektorian and founder of SONAH.
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Posted 26 May 2003 - 03:08 PM
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Originally posted by Zortrium:
Sorry I have no web space, but she is a calico like yours and has the same sort of face (orange on one side, black on the other).
Sorry I have no web space, but she is a calico like yours and has the same sort of face (orange on one side, black on the other).
If you want you can e-mail me a picture and I'll put it up.
[url="http://"mailto:hart1@ptd.net"]mailto:hart1@ptd.net[/url]hart1@ptd.net
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Posted 26 May 2003 - 04:33 PM
Problem 2: I have no digital camera (want to provide me with one of those too? 
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"No, only you confuse me! Becuase your are a illogical being and your impudence is larger then your ignorance, (feild)" - GandalfDaddy
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[url="http://"http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented.html"]- The Demented Cartoon Movie[/url]
"No, only you confuse me! Becuase your are a illogical being and your impudence is larger then your ignorance, (feild)" - GandalfDaddy
It's all fun and games until a rampaging mod destroys half your account.
Commander of the AAS and Supreme Ruler of ZAP.
"Bad Avatara."
-- from the topic closings of Sundered Angel, Official Lektorian and founder of SONAH.
Commander of the AAS and Supreme Ruler of ZAP.
"Bad Avatara."
-- from the topic closings of Sundered Angel, Official Lektorian and founder of SONAH.
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Posted 26 May 2003 - 05:13 PM
hmmm, your email address might be useful...
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I am certified Grammar Nazi.
I dare you to come to the weboard of [url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum=Ares+Trash+Talk&number=12&DaysPrune=2&LastLogin="]Trash Talk[/url]
'It seems people have a taste for hell in the morning. ';
The sig revolution died! Now it's time to move onto the self promotion revolution.
The sig revolution died! Now it's time to move onto the self promotion revolution.
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Posted 26 May 2003 - 07:06 PM
Because we we have decided not to respond to GandalfDaddy, I must try to make a very inderect post.
I really hope no one uses my e-mail in websites that generate spam. If they do they will have their own e-mail put into said sites. Also, the Mail App has a very efficeint way of eliminating spam, so I would have the advantage over said person.
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I really hope no one uses my e-mail in websites that generate spam. If they do they will have their own e-mail put into said sites. Also, the Mail App has a very efficeint way of eliminating spam, so I would have the advantage over said person.
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Posted 26 May 2003 - 07:39 PM
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Originally posted by Carinae:
Wanna see a picture of my "CAT"?
Wanna see a picture of my "CAT"?
Yes, I want to see a picture of anybody's cat. Please no dogs though, they scare my cats.
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Posted 26 May 2003 - 08:09 PM
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Originally posted by Trah:
Because we we have decided not to respond to GandalfDaddy, I must try to make a very inderect post.
I really hope no one uses my e-mail in websites that generate spam. If they do they will have their own e-mail put into said sites. Also, the Mail App has a very efficeint way of eliminating spam, so I would have the advantage over said person.
Because we we have decided not to respond to GandalfDaddy, I must try to make a very inderect post.
I really hope no one uses my e-mail in websites that generate spam. If they do they will have their own e-mail put into said sites. Also, the Mail App has a very efficeint way of eliminating spam, so I would have the advantage over said person.
This is in accordance with my proposal, however, you acknowledged someone's existence. Apart from that, good job.
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"No, only you confuse me! Becuase your are a illogical being and your impudence is larger then your ignorance, (feild)" - GandalfDaddy
It's all fun and games until a rampaging mod destroys half your account.
Commander of the AAS and Supreme Ruler of ZAP.
"Bad Avatara."
-- from the topic closings of Sundered Angel, Official Lektorian and founder of SONAH.
Commander of the AAS and Supreme Ruler of ZAP.
"Bad Avatara."
-- from the topic closings of Sundered Angel, Official Lektorian and founder of SONAH.
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Posted 26 May 2003 - 08:11 PM
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Originally posted by Zortrium:
This is in accordance with my proposal, however, you acknowledged someone's existence. Apart from that, good job.
This is in accordance with my proposal, however, you acknowledged someone's existence. Apart from that, good job.
Thank you. I had to acknowledge his exsitence to save myself from spam .
Did you notice you have 666 posts?
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