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#1 Zortrium

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Posted 01 May 2003 - 11:55 PM

they're delicious.

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#2 Azeroth

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Posted 02 May 2003 - 07:58 AM

Thats true. My favorite is baked hamster sauteed in butter and onions. I can give you the recipe if you like.

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#3 Zortrium

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Posted 02 May 2003 - 12:42 PM

Personally I prefer to have a nice, juicy, giant squid (you know, the two mile kind).

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Posted 02 May 2003 - 05:43 PM

One-year-old babies are far superior when it comes to delicacies.

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Posted 02 May 2003 - 08:38 PM

And Zerbilites. Of course, one should only eat those prior to major dentistry, as the shock can leave your jaw paralyzed for a couple days.

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#6 Zortrium

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Posted 02 May 2003 - 11:34 PM

What's a zerbilite?

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Posted 03 May 2003 - 12:05 AM

Or how about this? [url="http://"http://www.bonsaikitten.com"]www.bonsaikitten.com[/url] ?

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Posted 03 May 2003 - 12:26 PM

I'm not sure if that was intended as a joke or not, but I hope you all know that that site is a hoax.

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Posted 03 May 2003 - 02:21 PM

It was a joke, but, I only just recently discovered that that was a hoax.

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Posted 03 May 2003 - 04:45 PM

Some of the hate mail is hilarious.

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Posted 03 May 2003 - 05:12 PM

Hate mail is pretty tasty as well.

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Posted 03 May 2003 - 05:50 PM

Especially in yellow envelopes.

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Posted 03 May 2003 - 11:33 PM

With cute blue ribbons.

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Posted 04 May 2003 - 07:05 AM

And stamps that haven't quite been applied properly so you can still lick them.

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Posted 04 May 2003 - 01:54 PM

and when you do they taste like chicken

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Posted 04 May 2003 - 02:37 PM

even though their flavoring says "macaroni and cheese."

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#17 dude3

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Posted 04 May 2003 - 02:58 PM

And it really is macaroni and cheese.

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Posted 04 May 2003 - 08:41 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Zortrium:
What's a zerbilite?

tsk tsk, so easily you reveal how little you know about Ares. Come fellow ares vetrans, bring the 'things that hold your eyes open' and the 'tape to keep hands on the computer' and the 'caffiene IV', this member has some serious Ares learning to do.

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Posted 04 May 2003 - 08:44 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Pyro:

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Originally posted by Zortrium:
What's a zerbilite?

tsk tsk, so easily you reveal how little you know about Ares. Come fellow ares vetrans, bring the 'things that hold your eyes open' and the 'tape to keep hands on the computer' and the 'caffiene IV', this member has some serious Ares learning to do.

Yes he does.

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Posted 04 May 2003 - 08:46 PM

He probably doesn't even know what a Salrillian is. Poor fool.

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#21 Zortrium

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Posted 04 May 2003 - 10:15 PM

I've never played Ares. Posted Image

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Posted 04 May 2003 - 10:55 PM

And may Zom and Doz smite you for that.

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Posted 05 May 2003 - 06:42 AM

Big blobbing.

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#24 Zortrium

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Posted 05 May 2003 - 02:40 PM

Who's Zom and who's Doz?

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Posted 05 May 2003 - 04:12 PM

Zom and Doz do not take kindly to those who doubt their existence, or to those who claim that the are merely the front for a misguided Cantharan attempt to save the galaxy.

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This child has grown into a dead end / since I lost the power to pretend
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