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#151 The Locust

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Posted 03 November 2001 - 08:36 PM

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Originally posted by Captain Skyblade:
...Screams so hard that the twin towers thousands of miles away collapse!

So it was Capt. Editor all along... who's going to tell the military?

#152 Frinkruds

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Posted 04 November 2001 - 04:07 PM

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Originally posted by ferazel_09:
Yeah, your right. The 1000 post Hehe was a lot more fun.

or the 26691 post.

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#153 McCloud Hays

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Posted 13 November 2001 - 10:26 PM

The lizard drives along the road, unaware that danger in the form of a --oopps, the lizard just narrowly avoids a "meeting" with a large, aqua blue, organic-looking ship. still in the sky is a large, metalic looking ship speeds off into a portal that looks like it has plant roots coming out of it.

Meanwhile, Howlin' and his coharts come out of the crashed ship and instantly feed on the lizard's life force. The lizard is dead before Renee Palmer comes out of the ship, blasts Howlin' and screams onto a commlink "Dylan, you get that hunk of junk you call a warship back here and help me out!"

meanwhile, the Advists go off into the nearest city to feed on human life force, leaving Renee to find them...

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Posted 19 November 2001 - 08:13 PM

Then the Dude from ages ago arrives and kills everyone with his Super-Mega-Cheeso-Gun-Of-Death from Hell, then goes off and celebrates it at Beverly Hills. Unfortunately, he gets drunk and kills Tom Hanks and Tim Allen, and promptly falls on the floor out cold...

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Posted 19 November 2001 - 09:04 PM

That just so happens to be 120 degrees Hehe...

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#156 Smasher

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Posted 23 November 2001 - 12:25 AM

Suddenly, the universe burps, and everyone in the entire thread resurrects. A lone corvette assumes an orbit around Earth...

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#157 McCloud Hays

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Posted 23 November 2001 - 04:00 AM

...and promptly gets itself blasted by the Human-Ishman Alliance for even daring to show it's ugly, pathetic EV-inspired face in an Ares web board thread. The Alliance then goes atospheric and blasts the naked german guy into a million, billion tiny peices...which then get frozen in time on the edge of a event horizan (the outer edge of a black hole)...

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Posted 25 November 2001 - 12:54 PM

and something very important happens. However, None cared. What happened was this:...

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#159 ferazel_09

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Posted 28 November 2001 - 08:28 AM

...Pokemon reappeared on earth, only to be killed by a falling elephant the size of Alaska. The elephant then proceeded to suck all the water out of the ocean and grow bigger...

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#160 Aben Zin

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Posted 30 November 2001 - 05:01 AM

Suddenly! Nothing happens.

...

But it happens suddenly mark you.

Az

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#161 Jimbob

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Posted 02 December 2001 - 09:24 PM

*tumbleweed rolls across the screen*
*Tumbleweed gets smoked by idiot*

Quote

Orginally posted by Captain Skyblade:
Screams so hard that the twin towers collapse... (posted in June)

Damn, that's weird...

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#162 Captain Skyblade

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Posted 03 December 2001 - 10:43 AM

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Originally posted by Jimbob:

Damn, that's weird...

Gosh, that is extrememly weird. I never even remembered saying that... Perhaps I should be more careful with what I say. Posted Image

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#163 Jimbob

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Posted 03 December 2001 - 04:23 PM

*FBI runs in and arrests Captain Skyblade, cut his head open, take his brain, and check it for evil terrorist involed things. Nothing is there (I should hope) and the put it back in*
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#164 Captain Carnotaur

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Posted 03 December 2001 - 05:49 PM

...When suddenly a mob of crazed civillians run amuck across the world screaming "Give me cipro and let the peons eat cake!!!!!"...

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#165 ferazel_09

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Posted 04 December 2001 - 12:05 AM

But! The peons revolt and build a cremating chamber and burn all Anti-Hehe'rs.

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Posted 04 December 2001 - 05:19 PM

Most of which are Pro-Hehe'ers inlaws. The tumble gets tired and rests for a little bit, until the wind blows on him again.

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#167 Luke

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Posted 06 December 2001 - 08:04 PM

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Originally posted by Jimbob:
Most of which are Pro-Hehe'ers inlaws. The tumble gets tired and rests for a little bit, until the wind blows on him again.

Too bad there's no "Best of Ares" archive, "Hehe 1" was damn funny. Posted Image

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#168 El Spamo

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Posted 07 December 2001 - 06:59 PM

Quite.
Ah, those were the days... I wonder if that lizard is still around.

*A lizard sunbathing on a rock by the road nearby lifts its head, lowers its sunglasses and pulls a very large robar sniper rifle from behind the rock. Taking aim, it snipes a random bystander, nods its head and returns to its peaceful sunbathing on a rock nearby the road.*

That answers that.

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#169 Jimbob

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Posted 11 December 2001 - 04:07 PM

*Tumbleweed rolls across the screen*
*Topic begins to grow*

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#170 Jimbob

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Posted 23 December 2001 - 01:33 AM

The Hehe Tribunal covers a story about webboards and double posting. A certain family in England would have gotten to read it if the Mailman hadn't been run over by tumbleweed.

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#171 Mag Steelglass

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Posted 28 December 2001 - 08:28 PM

A picket mob begins forming just oustide the topic with signs saying "Slay the beast! Slay the beast!"

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#172 Punkster

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Posted 01 January 2002 - 05:39 AM

hrm, I can't be bothered reading all this... someone tell me what the lizard is up to these days? i.e. can I get him to pick off the members of that mob one by one?

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Posted 02 January 2002 - 02:44 PM

The lizard has been gone from this now-cursed topic for a long time. The topic has degenerated into stagnation, and is in its death throes, twitching on the floor. The best thing for us to do to it is simply slay it by letting it slowly drift down the list of topics in trash talk until it is gone.

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Posted 07 January 2002 - 06:25 PM

Jimbob drags it back just to watch it fall again. Posted Image

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#175 Overrider720

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Posted 28 January 2002 - 06:04 PM

OV walks in, looks around and sighs. "How come I always make it to places to late and when everyone leaves?" Posted Image

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