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#101 User is offline   Captain Carnotaur 

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Posted 04 June 2001 - 12:24 PM

(Off Subject: Yes, I am annoyed at you constantly saying "As does the alliance". The topic continues to grow was an old phrase used in the original Hehe topic. But I am more annoyed with you and lots of other people constantly killing off people. What is it? Do you hate me or something? Geez...)

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They land on Earth, then send a bunch of nukes back to the alien planet to teach them a lesson...

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Posted 04 June 2001 - 07:34 PM

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(Off Subject: Yes, I am annoyed at you constantly saying "As does the alliance". The topic continues to grow was an old phrase used in the original Hehe topic. But I am more annoyed with you and lots of other people constantly killing off people. What is it? Do you hate me or something? Geez...)



(Off subject: Sorry Carno. Though I hold plenty of respect for you, that's a poor excuse. If I remember correctly, I wasn't the first to say "As does the alliance." I don't see what right you have to accuse me of being annoying for posting a repeated phrase, when you do the same...

And no, I don't hate you. Feel free to kill me and the chickmunk all you want. And from what you just posted, didn't you just kill a bunch of people with some nukes? Posted Image)

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The aliens no longer look upon humans as pets, but powerful foes. They pack their bags and leave the remains of their once-powerful planet.




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Posted 05 June 2001 - 06:01 AM

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And no, I don't hate you. Feel free to kill me and the chickmunk all you want. And from what you just posted, didn't you just kill a bunch of people with some nukes?


Off Topic: That's the point. I don't like it when people are constantly killing the chipmunk and I don't want to kill you either.

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The chipmunk and the alliance then rejoice in the streets and eat bratwurst all day. Even the Dude comes with his friend the d00d.

The naked german guy tries to break it up, but the combined spamming/flamming/insanity power of the Dude and the d00d combined melts him.

The topic continues to grow...

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Posted 05 June 2001 - 08:36 AM

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The topic continues to grow...



Ummm...Hehe. I won't say it. Posted Image
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Posted 06 June 2001 - 07:25 PM

(OFF Topic: Come on Carno, Why'd you kill me? I mean, Now I'm dead, what's the point, I'll just respawn like everyone else. Posted Image)
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Posted 06 June 2001 - 09:21 PM

[quote]Originally posted by Capt. Editor:
(OFF Topic: Come on Carno, Why'd you kill me?  I mean, Now I'm dead, what's the point, I'll just respawn like everyone else.   Posted Image


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Posted 07 June 2001 - 02:22 PM

Yeah, but after a while it gets annoying.

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The Chipmunk then grabs his tartar sauce gun and plasters Capt. Editor with tartar sauce.

Meanwhile, the d00d nukes Cuba and China while the Dude goes off and spams in the city of Paris.

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Posted 07 June 2001 - 07:41 PM

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Yeah, but after a while it gets annoying.

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The Chipmunk then grabs his tartar sauce gun and plasters Capt. Editor with tartar sauce.

Meanwhile, the d00d nukes Cuba and China while the Dude goes off and spams in the city of Paris.


Eeeeeeew, gross!!! Tartar sauce is discusting!!!
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Now I'm clean. Posted Image

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Posted 08 June 2001 - 08:34 AM

...Decides to spam the water! As he does so, dozens of dead fish float to the water. The Dude then poisons Paris's water supply by spraying tartar sauce into it.

Meanwhile, the d00d shoots globs of tabasco sauce at Capt. Editor...

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Posted 08 June 2001 - 11:50 AM

Tarter sauce then shrinks to short supply, so A1 and ketchup are then used. In days, all of Paris' water supply is a jumple of dark red water...


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Posted 08 June 2001 - 01:21 PM

Then the d00d goes to India and poisens the water there as well...

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Posted 09 June 2001 - 12:28 AM

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...Decides to spam the water! As he does so, dozens of dead fish float to the water. The Dude then poisons Paris's water supply by spraying tartar sauce into it.

Meanwhile, the d00d shoots globs of tabasco sauce at Capt. Editor...


eeeeewww, that's like pure vinegar!! Jumps in the water. eeeeeeeeewwww!!!


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Posted 09 June 2001 - 06:33 PM

Cap'n Editor swims in the vinegar for awhile, before he finally realizes that the stuff smells terrible...
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Posted 10 June 2001 - 12:00 AM

A disgruntled webboars member goes on a mad rampage killing people, and then turns the gun on himself, upon discovering that hehe continues after being started nearly a year ago...

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Posted 10 June 2001 - 08:00 PM

The chipmunk shoots the madman, the Dude goes off to spam India, and the d00d sprays Capt. Editor is lemon juice, baking soda, and vinegar.

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Posted 11 June 2001 - 04:30 PM

Monsters then rise out of the English Channel, mistaking Capt. Editor for lemonade. They eat him up, enjoying the sour taste.


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Posted 12 June 2001 - 06:01 AM

However, then the vinegar and baking soda that are on Capt. Editor react, causing tons of bubbles and carbon dioxide to form. The creatures eventually bloat up, and then explode, sending Capt. Editor towards Australia.

Meanwhile, London, where the Chipmunk and d00d are, comes under seige by rats...

The d00d and Chipmunk grab their steeled toed boots...

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Posted 12 June 2001 - 10:56 AM

The Chickmunk and the d00d run all around the Tower of London, stomping on the rats with the steel-pointed boots. But the rats send for reinforcements, and the d00d picks up a flamethrower, while the Chickmunk arms fragmentation grenades...


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Posted 14 June 2001 - 07:50 AM

A massive war ensues and soon London is in shambles, which craters and flaming buildings everywhere. Not to mention that it is covered with squished, flammed, and blown-apart rats.

Capt. Editor walks by, sees the scene, and...


P.S. Captain Skyblade, check the CD webboard please. It's urgent, and don't comment on what I say, just go do it.

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Posted 14 June 2001 - 06:20 PM

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Capt. Editor walks by, sees the scene, and...



...Screams so hard that the twin towers thousands of miles away collapse!

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P.S. Captain Skyblade, check the CD webboard please. It's urgent, and don't comment on what I say, just go do it.



Sorry, I intend to stay away from there.




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Posted 17 June 2001 - 04:31 AM

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...Screams so hard that the twin towers thousands of miles away collapse!


hehe, I was just there last thursday. They do seem rather tall when you look down from the top. Posted Image If you didn't know, I went to New York and DC all last week.

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So, then a big asteroid crashes into Carno and blows him up, cuz that was his fate, and us remaining Cap'n's all party all night long cuz of Carnos fate and yeah. It's 2:40AM and I'm not awake anymore, so there.

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Posted 17 June 2001 - 11:38 AM

But some scientists messed with the drinks at the party, and within an hour everyone turns into a small mound of salt.

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Posted 17 June 2001 - 12:20 PM

Carno respawns (duh, you can't kill me! :P Posted Image ) and shoots the scientists. Then he de-turns-everyone into go.

Meanwhile, the d00d...


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Sorry, I intend to stay away from there.


Why? You're still the president and we all like you and miss you.

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Posted 19 June 2001 - 08:07 AM

Out of nowhere, Carno was ambushed by German Pornographers, who would use him in their next movie.

He manages to run free, but runs into...

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Posted 19 June 2001 - 11:06 AM

... the naked german guy ho imeadetly dasinigrates into a pile of muntant gooze. Then the lizard thakes a shop vack to clean up the pile of muntent gooze. And the topic begins to grow...

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