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#301 User is offline   Mag Steelglass 

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Posted 29 August 2002 - 11:14 AM

...very small tip. But the sentient highway had another plan...

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Posted 31 August 2002 - 11:40 PM

The Highway smacks Dan sideways, bringing it face to face with OV's big gun. OV shoots, but...

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Posted 01 September 2002 - 03:43 PM

...Dan did not flinch...

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Posted 01 September 2002 - 05:04 PM

...and OV's shot went far to the left. He corrected for his mistake, aimed at Dan, fired, but the gun malfunctioned and...

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Posted 01 September 2002 - 07:35 PM

…Destroys the Meaning of Life. The Journalist then…

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"Nobody pays attention anymore"
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Posted 01 September 2002 - 07:37 PM

...notices that Limax has made his 100th post!

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Posted 01 September 2002 - 07:49 PM

…And realizes this is his 473rd post. Seems just yesterday I was bragging about 200………Too bad I miised 420…that would be something to talk about…la…la…la…la. BOOM. Do I want to know what that was?

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Posted 01 September 2002 - 08:25 PM

...that was a seven-foot-tall pile of trinitrotoluene (Or TNT, for short.) going off, blowing the top off...

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Posted 02 September 2002 - 12:18 PM

...of the cake intended to celebrate 3498 useless statements. However, it turns out that the icing was made of a highly acedic substance, which...

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"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.

*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel

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Posted 02 September 2002 - 09:51 PM

...was abruptly annihilated by a plasma surge from a long-forgotten Road. Suddenly, things began to fall back into the places where they originally began - the Lizard took up his sniper rifle and began to sunbake on the rock by the Road, and blasted tourists travelling in cars nearby, which brought ambulances, which hit camels, and so on.

Tumbleweed blew across the screen, and...

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Posted 02 September 2002 - 10:35 PM

...the wind whistled through the dry, arid Arizona desert. A prospector wielding a pickaxe materialized...

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Posted 02 September 2002 - 10:48 PM

…and ate 14 doughnuts. The lizard…

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Posted 03 September 2002 - 03:38 PM

...Opened up a bag of Cheetos™, crawled under a rock, and tried to get some rest before his cousin Godzilla™...

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Posted 03 September 2002 - 08:38 PM

…lured by the donuts…

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Posted 04 September 2002 - 08:12 PM

...Discovered the size of the food budget for the average midwestern college and decided to lay waste to...

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Posted 05 September 2002 - 12:43 AM

Uranus.

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Posted 08 September 2002 - 07:42 PM

Uranus quickly developed a....

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Posted 08 September 2002 - 08:14 PM

appetite for non-donut food products. However,

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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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Posted 09 September 2002 - 12:23 AM

a young freighter pilot by the name of zeocron slipped past the orbital patrols and delivered a huge shipment of donoughts to Uranus, causing...

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Posted 09 September 2002 - 09:36 PM

a massive riot in the...

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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel

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Posted 10 September 2002 - 07:11 PM

...Northern Continent. This mass riot caused a brutal all-out melee...

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Posted 26 April 2003 - 01:16 PM

...In which the Super Smash Bros. Melee gang deciced to get involved in...

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Posted 26 April 2003 - 01:28 PM

I'd rather you didn't.

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Posted 11 September 2004 - 06:22 PM

Laguna, on Apr 26 2003, 01:28 PM, said:

I'd rather you didn't.

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Please don't kill me.

McCloud Hays, on Apr 26 2003, 01:16 PM, said:

...In which the Super Smash Bros. Melee gang deciced to get involved in...


said Melee. Link, of course, was the strongest of the melee fighters. The young pilot, zeocron, then made a new delivery, this time of Apache helicopters and their spitting camel captains.

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Posted 11 September 2004 - 06:32 PM

For the record, my first thought on seeing this topic again was "****ing **** ****, ****"

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