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It yawns, and the topic sags under the immense weight of so many posts. The highway sits up, sending some cars flying into a nearby starbucks, where...
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Posted 22 August 2002 - 08:22 AM
The monster finds choclate donuts and gobbles up the donuts.
"mmmm, free donuts" OV says as he eats some.
The monster....
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All hell that ends well -Me
Some people are so full of themsleves that they could fill the oceans with their blood -Me
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"mmmm, free donuts" OV says as he eats some.
The monster....
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All hell that ends well -Me
Some people are so full of themsleves that they could fill the oceans with their blood -Me
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Posted 22 August 2002 - 09:45 AM
...is then accosted by the manager of the starbucks, who yells and throws boiling espresso at him for stealing. The monster begins to melt, turning into a strange purple caramel that starts a Taste Sensation™ in the state of Ohio.
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"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is."
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"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is."
- Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut
There are only 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Posted 22 August 2002 - 11:12 AM
The lizard, who was on said highway, which is in the deserts outside of Venice, snipes at the puddle that remains of the monster, as he and his van were thrown into the Starbucks. OV is accidentally killed, but respawns in a...
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"Test the bloody thing, or it won't be the only bloody thing!"
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"Test the bloody thing, or it won't be the only bloody thing!"
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Posted 22 August 2002 - 01:08 PM
...strange string of events which leads OV to becoming a....
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All hell that ends well -Me
Some people are so full of themsleves that they could fill the oceans with their blood -Me
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All hell that ends well -Me
Some people are so full of themsleves that they could fill the oceans with their blood -Me
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Posted 22 August 2002 - 08:13 PM
OV the frog starts grabbing poeple and.....
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All hell that ends well -Me
Some people are so full of themsleves that they could fill the oceans with their blood -Me
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All hell that ends well -Me
Some people are so full of themsleves that they could fill the oceans with their blood -Me
[url="http://"http://www.weebl.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/b3ta/pie.html"]Weebl and Bob[/url] | [url="http://"http://www.liquid2k.com/ethan_sucks/quiz6/pumpkin.jpg"] Pumpkin Puke[/url] | [url="http://"http://www.magleague.com"]MaG League- Overrider[/url]
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Posted 23 August 2002 - 01:59 AM
...feeding them to carnivorous cows. The cows grow to gigantic proportions, and begin to...
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"Test the bloody thing, or it won't be the only bloody thing!"
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"Test the bloody thing, or it won't be the only bloody thing!"
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Posted 23 August 2002 - 02:35 PM
...require regular shipments of french fries and Coke™ to keep them well fed. The government of venice invests all of its money into Mc. Donalds and Farmer Support Bills, causing massive crop failures and nation debt in Italy. Albania and other neighbors take advantage of the situation by invading the...
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"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is."
- Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut
[This message has been edited by Dan-D-Man (edited 08-23-2002).]
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"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is."
- Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut
[This message has been edited by Dan-D-Man (edited 08-23-2002).]
There are only 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Posted 23 August 2002 - 04:08 PM
Land of the monkeys who eat mutated frogs! OV is put into peril when....
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All hell that ends well -Me
Some people are so full of themsleves that they could fill the oceans with their blood -Me
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All hell that ends well -Me
Some people are so full of themsleves that they could fill the oceans with their blood -Me
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Posted 23 August 2002 - 04:25 PM
...an Albanian foot soldier stumbles upon OV's basecamp...
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"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is."
- Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut
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"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is."
- Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut
There are only 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Posted 24 August 2002 - 01:04 AM
...and decides to eat some cheetos. Unfortunately, the lizard already ate the cheetos. The Albanian foot soldier swears to hunt the lizard down and kill him for eating the cheetos, but his plans are hindered by...
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"Test the bloody thing, or it won't be the only bloody thing!"
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"Test the bloody thing, or it won't be the only bloody thing!"
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Posted 24 August 2002 - 03:15 AM
...the massive presence of the elderly...
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"Companions the creator seeks, not corpses, not herds or believers. Fellow creators the creator seeks -- those who write new values on new tablets.' -- Friedrich Nietzsche
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"Companions the creator seeks, not corpses, not herds or believers. Fellow creators the creator seeks -- those who write new values on new tablets.' -- Friedrich Nietzsche
[url="http://"http://www.cafepress.com/homefish"]The Store of Bruce[/url]
[url="http://"http://www.sourcecod.com/~homefish"] Return of the Webboard Theory Site [/url]
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Posted 25 August 2002 - 11:10 AM
....Jack in the box who knew all about...
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All hell that ends well -Me
Some people are so full of themsleves that they could fill the oceans with their blood -Me
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All hell that ends well -Me
Some people are so full of themsleves that they could fill the oceans with their blood -Me
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Posted 25 August 2002 - 11:15 AM
...OV's love affair with the...
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"I hate that! Your answers are always short, precise, and utterly useless!"
"Yes."
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"I hate that! Your answers are always short, precise, and utterly useless!"
"Yes."
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 25 August 2002 - 08:42 PM
...little smurf called Shrout 
who is currently running for senator in Wyoming on a platform of...
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"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is."
- Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut
who is currently running for senator in Wyoming on a platform of...------------------
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is."
- Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut
There are only 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Posted 26 August 2002 - 12:21 PM
...Governor of Wyoming happens to love the taste of balsa wood, and has stolen Shrout's platform in a...
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"I hate that! Your answers are always short, precise, and utterly useless!"
"Yes."
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"I hate that! Your answers are always short, precise, and utterly useless!"
"Yes."
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 26 August 2002 - 01:08 PM
...mad dash in open country during broad daylight. The governer enters his 'vette, payed for with taxpayer money, and roars off, being pursued by police. The lizard...
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"Test the bloody thing, or it won't be the only bloody thing!"
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"Test the bloody thing, or it won't be the only bloody thing!"
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Posted 26 August 2002 - 07:09 PM
....gave OV a huge gun and OV took the gun to Dan's head because...
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All hell that ends well -Me
Some people are so full of themsleves that they could fill the oceans with their blood -Me
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All hell that ends well -Me
Some people are so full of themsleves that they could fill the oceans with their blood -Me
[url="http://"http://www.weebl.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/b3ta/pie.html"]Weebl and Bob[/url] | [url="http://"http://www.liquid2k.com/ethan_sucks/quiz6/pumpkin.jpg"] Pumpkin Puke[/url] | [url="http://"http://www.magleague.com"]MaG League- Overrider[/url]
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Why?
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Posted 26 August 2002 - 07:11 PM
...Dan forgot to add the cheese onto OV's last cheeseburger. However, the artifical meat had a different plan...
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"I hate that! Your answers are always short, precise, and utterly useless!"
"Yes."
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"I hate that! Your answers are always short, precise, and utterly useless!"
"Yes."
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 27 August 2002 - 02:12 PM
...for conquering the Monkeys. He would....
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All hell that ends well -Me
Some people are so full of themsleves that they could fill the oceans with their blood -Me
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All hell that ends well -Me
Some people are so full of themsleves that they could fill the oceans with their blood -Me
[url="http://"http://www.weebl.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/b3ta/pie.html"]Weebl and Bob[/url] | [url="http://"http://www.liquid2k.com/ethan_sucks/quiz6/pumpkin.jpg"] Pumpkin Puke[/url] | [url="http://"http://www.magleague.com"]MaG League- Overrider[/url]
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Why?
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Posted 27 August 2002 - 10:51 PM
... summon the ice mage and cast magic-missile...
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See I'm the king of the swingers, the Jungle V.I.P.,
But I've reached the top and had to stop,
And that's what's
botherin' me.
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See I'm the king of the swingers, the Jungle V.I.P.,
But I've reached the top and had to stop,
And that's what's
botherin' me.
Never question my science.
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Posted 28 August 2002 - 10:23 PM
...on the evil pumpkin-headed...
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"I hate that! Your answers are always short, precise, and utterly useless!"
"Yes."
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"I hate that! Your answers are always short, precise, and utterly useless!"
"Yes."
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
