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#1 User is offline   Commodore Ambrose 

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Posted 02 July 2001 - 05:00 PM

Funny thing happenned the other day. I went to the local Radio Shack and bought some batteries for my hand massager. As usual, they ask you for your name, address, phone number when you buy something so they can put it in their records what you buy.

I got my batteries and left. Halfway out of the mall, I looked at the receipt. It had all my information on it, excapt they had gotten my name wrong. It said my name was Bruice. They probably thought I was saying "I'm Bruice" when they asked my name.

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Posted 02 July 2001 - 05:12 PM

What´s your real name, Commodore Ambruice? Posted Image

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Posted 02 July 2001 - 05:25 PM

Ambrose

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Posted 03 July 2001 - 01:29 AM

Heh, figures.

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Posted 03 July 2001 - 01:49 AM

Oh yes, the ever popular "hand massager."

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Posted 07 July 2001 - 09:26 PM

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Oh yes, the ever popular "hand massager."


Are you suggesting that he uses it to massage SOMETHING ELSE?
How juvenile. Do you attend an American Public School?

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#7 User is offline   Captaintripps 

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Posted 08 July 2001 - 08:24 PM

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Originally posted by Fleet Admiral Darkk:
Are you suggesting that he uses it to massage SOMETHING ELSE?
How juvenile. Do you attend an American Public School?


There is always room for the immature, even when one is 22. That should answer both questions...

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Posted 10 July 2001 - 06:54 AM

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Originally posted by Captaintripps:
There is always room for the immature, even when one is 22. That should answer both questions...



Hm, i think i´m starting to like you tripps Posted Image

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