Help
Are you english or retarded?
Hehe
MultiQuote
#303
- Ravenous
-
- Group: Members
- Posts: 3,746
- Joined: 03-March 00
- Location:The Cabbage Patch
Posted 06 November 2000 - 07:22 PM
Sorry to say this but Sumo made the 300th post
------------------
Those who make up the rules, do not play the game. We, however, do.
-Imperial Captain Alexi Darvonsal
StarLance
------------------
Those who make up the rules, do not play the game. We, however, do.
-Imperial Captain Alexi Darvonsal
StarLance
[image removed]
#304
- Guardian
-
- Group: Moderators
- Posts: 12,036
- Joined: 05-July 00
- Gender:Male
Posted 06 November 2000 - 07:36 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Slug:
Sorry to say this but Sumo made the 300th post
Sorry to say this but Sumo made the 300th post
Not if you tweak it...
------------------
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
#305
- conspirator
-
- Group: Members
- Posts: 1,107
- Joined: 28-June 00
Posted 06 November 2000 - 10:07 PM
A tumbleweed rolls across the screen...and then is turned to shrapnel by a stinger missile. A Kangaroo from the 1993 Australian Virtual Reality Tactical Helecopter Simulation stands on top of a hill, cigar dangling from its mouth. Suddenly, the other 300 Kangaroos appear behind the first, cigar and cigarette smoke curling from the cigars and cigarettes in their mouths, and chew spittle flying everywhere. The other tumbleweeds go running for cover, but the first was just being used for target practice. Their real target is...
------------------
(Insert Signature Here)
------------------
(Insert Signature Here)
"Speak softly and carry a big stick." --Theodore Roosevelt
+++++++++++++++++
"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
+++++++++++++++++
"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
#306
- Guardian
-
- Group: Moderators
- Posts: 12,036
- Joined: 05-July 00
- Gender:Male
Posted 06 November 2000 - 10:56 PM
the man who had the honor of posting the 300th post in a 'Hehe' topic on the Ares boards. However...
------------------
------------------
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
#307
- Ravenous
-
- Group: Members
- Posts: 3,746
- Joined: 03-March 00
- Location:The Cabbage Patch
Posted 11 November 2000 - 01:34 AM
...they accidentally kill Al Gore's.....
------------------
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
-Alduran Outlaw Rick Blazer
StarLance
------------------
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
-Alduran Outlaw Rick Blazer
StarLance
[image removed]
#308
- Member
- Group: Members
- Posts: 48
- Joined: 09-October 00
Posted 11 November 2000 - 08:49 AM
....Precious little poodle, and his....
------------------
"Life is pain your Highness, any one who says differently is selling some thing"-Dread Pirate Roberts - The Princess Bride
"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
------------------
"Life is pain your Highness, any one who says differently is selling some thing"-Dread Pirate Roberts - The Princess Bride
"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
#310
- conspirator
-
- Group: Members
- Posts: 1,107
- Joined: 28-June 00
Posted 12 November 2000 - 12:23 AM
opponent, George W. Bush. The world rejoices.
Next stop for the rampaging kangaroos: the...
------------------
(Insert Signature Here)
Next stop for the rampaging kangaroos: the...
------------------
(Insert Signature Here)
"Speak softly and carry a big stick." --Theodore Roosevelt
+++++++++++++++++
"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
+++++++++++++++++
"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
#311
- Guardian
-
- Group: Moderators
- Posts: 12,036
- Joined: 05-July 00
- Gender:Male
Posted 12 November 2000 - 12:36 AM
...wonderful neighborhood of Mr. Rogers...
------------------
------------------
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
#312
- fogey
-
- Group: Members
- Posts: 1,768
- Joined: 23-January 00
- Gender:Male
- Location:Portland, OR
Posted 12 November 2000 - 01:02 AM
..., which, unfortunately, got nuked during WWIII. The kangaroos decide to instead go to...
------------------
"You can get much further with kind words and a loaded gun than you can with kind words alone."
- Al Capone
------------------
"You can get much further with kind words and a loaded gun than you can with kind words alone."
- Al Capone
#313
- Member
- Group: Members
- Posts: 48
- Joined: 09-October 00
Posted 12 November 2000 - 02:27 PM
...The infamous and dangerous land of....
------------------
"Life is pain your Highness, any one who says differently is selling some thing"-Dread Pirate Roberts - The Princess Bride
"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
------------------
"Life is pain your Highness, any one who says differently is selling some thing"-Dread Pirate Roberts - The Princess Bride
"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
#315
- Member
- Group: Members
- Posts: 48
- Joined: 09-October 00
Posted 12 November 2000 - 08:10 PM
....home to many evil....
------------------
"Life is pain your Highness, any one who says differently is selling some thing"-Dread Pirate Roberts - The Princess Bride
"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
------------------
"Life is pain your Highness, any one who says differently is selling some thing"-Dread Pirate Roberts - The Princess Bride
"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
#316
- Guardian
-
- Group: Moderators
- Posts: 12,036
- Joined: 05-July 00
- Gender:Male
Posted 12 November 2000 - 09:48 PM
...hairy...
------------------
------------------
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
#317
- Ravenous
-
- Group: Members
- Posts: 3,746
- Joined: 03-March 00
- Location:The Cabbage Patch
Posted 12 November 2000 - 10:41 PM
-But wait! Pyro enters the scene, a look of menace in his eyes. The rumbling in his throat rises up and the dreaded words bellow from his mouth:
"Close this!!!"
------------------
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
-Alduran Outlaw Rick Blazer
StarLance
"Close this!!!"
------------------
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
-Alduran Outlaw Rick Blazer
StarLance
[image removed]
#318
- Guardian
-
- Group: Moderators
- Posts: 12,036
- Joined: 05-July 00
- Gender:Male
Posted 12 November 2000 - 11:23 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Slug:
-But wait! Pyro enters the scene, a look of menace in his eyes. The rumbling in his throat rises up and the dreaded words bellow from his mouth:
"Close this!!!"
-But wait! Pyro enters the scene, a look of menace in his eyes. The rumbling in his throat rises up and the dreaded words bellow from his mouth:
"Close this!!!"
I sure hope you don't...
------------------
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
#320
- Member
- Group: Members
- Posts: 48
- Joined: 09-October 00
Posted 13 November 2000 - 04:17 PM
....A mob out side his house, all of its members hold sharp pointy objects such as....
------------------
"Life is pain your Highness, any one who says differently is selling some thing"-Dread Pirate Roberts - The Princess Bride
"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
------------------
"Life is pain your Highness, any one who says differently is selling some thing"-Dread Pirate Roberts - The Princess Bride
"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
#322
- conspirator
-
- Group: Members
- Posts: 1,107
- Joined: 28-June 00
Posted 14 November 2000 - 02:59 AM
Proceed to paper-cut everything within sight to death, except an inconspicuous-looking lizard, who manages to burrow into the sand, leaving only a suspicious-looking small metal pipe sticking out from underneath a rock.
The Kangaroos, driven further into the depths of insanity by the sheer irony of death by paper-cuts...
------------------
(Insert Signature Here)
The Kangaroos, driven further into the depths of insanity by the sheer irony of death by paper-cuts...
------------------
(Insert Signature Here)
"Speak softly and carry a big stick." --Theodore Roosevelt
+++++++++++++++++
"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
+++++++++++++++++
"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
#323
- conspirator
-
- Group: Members
- Posts: 1,107
- Joined: 28-June 00
Posted 16 November 2000 - 03:25 PM
keep the topic alive!
Then, they kangaroos spot something even more hated and more disasterous than a molten lake or a rampaging lizard: Bill Gates marching toward them with his billions of dollars, dozens of lawyers, and a gigantic PC-shaped tank!
Reacting quickly...
------------------
"Fück you, and fück you too!"
-pipeline, paraphrasing Ian Morphet
Then, they kangaroos spot something even more hated and more disasterous than a molten lake or a rampaging lizard: Bill Gates marching toward them with his billions of dollars, dozens of lawyers, and a gigantic PC-shaped tank!
Reacting quickly...
------------------
"Fück you, and fück you too!"
-pipeline, paraphrasing Ian Morphet
"Speak softly and carry a big stick." --Theodore Roosevelt
+++++++++++++++++
"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
+++++++++++++++++
"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates
#324
- Member
- Group: Members
- Posts: 48
- Joined: 09-October 00
Posted 16 November 2000 - 04:06 PM
...the kangaroos make use of their limited resources, and create a weapon so ingenious, that afterwards many top military scientists commit suicide, disgusted with them selves for not thinking of it. They create....
------------------
"Life is pain your Highness, any one who says differently is selling some thing"-Dread Pirate Roberts - The Princess Bride
"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
------------------
"Life is pain your Highness, any one who says differently is selling some thing"-Dread Pirate Roberts - The Princess Bride
"Somtimes I think the surest sign that there's intellegent life out there is that it hasn't tried to contact us"-Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
#325
- Guardian
-
- Group: Moderators
- Posts: 12,036
- Joined: 05-July 00
- Gender:Male
Posted 16 November 2000 - 05:33 PM
...what becomes to be known as a "potato peeler"...
------------------
------------------
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
