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Skippy's Disheveled Trash Talk Bar

#1 Guest_Skippy_*

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Posted 21 December 2000 - 12:50 PM

Welcome, all! Skippy's Disheveled Trash Talk Bar is now open for business!
(Skippy stands behind a plywood counter with crude metallic chairs and tables nailed to the floor. Sheet metal is scattered about the floor with broken glass in various corners, and an automatic security sniper blaster is perched on the back wall or the bar)

Menu:
Cantharian Laser Breath: 3.50

Czeckloslovokian Ale: 4.00

Bud-weis-er: 5.25

*And shipped all the way from the Unnamed bar on the Nova board!:*
Distinctly Familiar Brandy: 4.50

Pepsi (Skippy's favorite): 2.75

Planetary Glargleblaster: 4.25

And Skippy's special:
Utarian Lava Beer (knock yourself out!): 5.50
*Motar Oil added*: 5.75

#2 OctoberFost

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Posted 21 December 2000 - 05:50 PM

Can I add Motor Oil to the Brandy?

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#3 Avatara

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Posted 21 December 2000 - 09:07 PM

What?!? You don't sell Pangalactic Gargleblasters??? Posted Image

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#4 Guest_Skippy_*

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Posted 22 December 2000 - 12:02 AM

Oh yes, October, add all the motor oil you want. I've got tons of it in the back, and am needing someway to get rid of it.

And Avatara, I'm sorry, my shipment of Pangalactic Gargleblasters won't be due in about a week. All we have right now are Planetary Gargleblasters (they're a bit sweater than the Pangalactic).

#5 El Spamo

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Posted 22 December 2000 - 03:21 AM

I gots to have my Pan-Galactic.
Nothing even comes close to a Pan-Galactic GargleBlaster™.

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#6 Guest_Skippy_*

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Posted 22 December 2000 - 10:52 AM

Well, the Planetary Gargleblaster is the closest to the Pangalactic. And I made it myself too! You could at least try it… *assumes a big-eyed puppy-face look*

#7 OctoberFost

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Posted 22 December 2000 - 10:56 AM

***tries it***

Yuck!

Gimme the brandy with motor oil!

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#8 Guest_Skippy_*

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Posted 22 December 2000 - 11:58 AM

Hmm. Someone must have genetically altered your tastebuds.
*hands him Lava Beer with extra oil*

#9 Guest_Skipyy_*

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Posted 23 December 2000 - 10:51 AM

Man, business is slow. I guess I really do need that shipment.

#10 OctoberFost

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Posted 23 December 2000 - 01:37 PM

***walks into the bar with barrels and barrels of Pangalactic Gargleblasters.***

"I'll trade you for ALL the motor oil..."

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#11 Idiot_box

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Posted 23 December 2000 - 02:22 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Skippy<k>:
(they're a bit sweater than the Pangalactic).

Well no wonder they're not selling! I could understand if you added sugar to make them more sweet than a Pangalactic, but geeze! *picks part of a sweater out of a random bar patron's drink* Say, is this cashmere?

*leaves the bar and hops a shuttle for the Hypergate, making sure the Admiral knows that Skippy stole some of his brandy ('cause he sure didn't pay for it!)*

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#12 Guest_Skippy_*

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Posted 23 December 2000 - 03:08 PM

Quote

Originally posted by OctoberFost:
***walks into the bar with barrels and barrels of Pangalactic Gargleblasters.***

"I'll trade you for ALL the motor oil..."

OOOH! This'll get me going. Yes! Give them to me. *Gives October a huge tank of motor oil*
Free pangalactics for everyone!

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Posted 23 December 2000 - 03:58 PM

mmmmm...motor oil...

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#14 Guest_Skippy_*

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Posted 26 December 2000 - 09:17 PM

I really have no idea why you want just the motor oil, but we're different, now arent' we.

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Posted 29 December 2000 - 12:48 AM

*Takes a pangalactic. Takes another pangalactic. Finds that pangalactics are soon going to send him pangalactic. As he drinks another one, he finds that he is stretched across multiple galaxies. He drinks a planetary to reduce himself to the size of a planet, but it doesn't taste very good, so he just buys more pangalactics.*

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#16 Avatara

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Posted 29 December 2000 - 12:51 AM

*Leaves the bar in a hurry, as 8 Lightnings is starting to grow...a little too much.*

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#17 Guest_Skippy_*

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Posted 01 January 2001 - 05:34 PM

8 Lightnings, stop growing! You're an annoyance to the other patrons. Here, drink this. It's a panmolecular gargleblaster. It'll shrink you down a bit.

#18 8 Lightnings

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Posted 06 January 2001 - 07:04 AM

8 Lightnings take the drink, drinks it, and finds that Skippy seems... a lot taller than he had been before. Then he looks around, to find that... well... everyone else is too. Running down to see himself in a mirror, he falls into a vat of motor oil being sent to October. He hides inside and hopes that he won't get swallowed along with a glass of brandy.

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