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Since Slug died heroicly against the StarLance, we've been without an answers person. I think I'll step in.
Dear Darkky is open for business. You should know how this works by now.
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Posted 24 November 2000 - 10:36 AM
Dear Darkky,
Why is Hera so hard to use?
Ferazel
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Ferazel Rocks!
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Why is Hera so hard to use?
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Ferazel Rocks!
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Posted 24 November 2000 - 12:38 PM
dear Darkky,
are you aware that slugs topic failed 2 weeks after he put it in, how are you sure yours wont be different
um....
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are you aware that slugs topic failed 2 weeks after he put it in, how are you sure yours wont be different
um....
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"Who's next?"
-- Champion Maxwell Mokrev to an underling after leaping a fortress wall, killing 19 enemy SpaceMen, jumping into a tank, and crashing through all of the walls of the fortress, leaving nothing standing.
nickel count: 5
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Posted 24 November 2000 - 01:24 PM
Dear Ferazel_09
I'd reply honestly, but I want to get my bug report answered. I'd say it's becuase it was origionally much harder to use.
Governer Darkk
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I'd reply honestly, but I want to get my bug report answered. I'd say it's becuase it was origionally much harder to use.
Governer Darkk
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Posted 24 November 2000 - 01:26 PM
Dear Pyro
I have no plans to die in a heroic sacrafice. That sorta kills (pun intended) your chances of making it as an answers person.
Governer Darkk
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I have no plans to die in a heroic sacrafice. That sorta kills (pun intended) your chances of making it as an answers person.
Governer Darkk
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Posted 25 November 2000 - 02:48 PM
Dear Riproc
Some subjects get people emotional. In the past this has proved to be one of them.
Governer Darkk
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Some subjects get people emotional. In the past this has proved to be one of them.
Governer Darkk
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Posted 26 November 2000 - 01:59 AM
Dear Begger
Unfortunatly, all my personal fortune (Fleet Admiral is a well paying job) is going towards rebuilding the Nijayias' economy. They're pretty much in your state already.
I would loan you some money from my Phylydion expense account, but they get snippy about that sort of thing.
Governer Darkk
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Unfortunatly, all my personal fortune (Fleet Admiral is a well paying job) is going towards rebuilding the Nijayias' economy. They're pretty much in your state already.
I would loan you some money from my Phylydion expense account, but they get snippy about that sort of thing.
Governer Darkk
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Posted 28 November 2000 - 07:35 PM
Dear Darkky:
What's the deal with the stupid humans and their elections?
Cantharan prepairing to invade
Dear Invader:
I'm guessing that the humans are, like us without our links, unable to think clearly. As for the whole invasion thing, everytime the humans do this I get more ambilivalant to letting you conquer them. Feel free to, but realize the dangers, they're unpredictable and psycho.
Governer Darkk
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What's the deal with the stupid humans and their elections?
Cantharan prepairing to invade
Dear Invader:
I'm guessing that the humans are, like us without our links, unable to think clearly. As for the whole invasion thing, everytime the humans do this I get more ambilivalant to letting you conquer them. Feel free to, but realize the dangers, they're unpredictable and psycho.
Governer Darkk
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Posted 28 November 2000 - 07:52 PM
Dear wise and honourable Darkky,
Why do many people have too big of an ego?
--Your friendly master of fire.
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With war there is great amounts of death. Men and women make themselves known, doing dangerous feats in their attempt to become heroes.
Some succeed, some don't...
Why do many people have too big of an ego?
--Your friendly master of fire.
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With war there is great amounts of death. Men and women make themselves known, doing dangerous feats in their attempt to become heroes.
Some succeed, some don't...
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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Posted 28 November 2000 - 08:01 PM
Dear Avatara:
It's a personality quirk, like unreasonableness, pessimism, and the desire to snort milk through your nose. Deal with it.
Governer Darkk
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It's a personality quirk, like unreasonableness, pessimism, and the desire to snort milk through your nose. Deal with it.
Governer Darkk
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Posted 28 November 2000 - 08:09 PM
Dear Darkky,
Who killed Kenny?
Why did they kill Kenny?
Also, when would you rather have this ignorant planet destroyed: January 3rd, 2001 or in the year A.D. 290,154,000?
Signed,
Raving Lunatic
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Who killed Kenny?
Why did they kill Kenny?
Also, when would you rather have this ignorant planet destroyed: January 3rd, 2001 or in the year A.D. 290,154,000?
Signed,
Raving Lunatic
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Posted 28 November 2000 - 10:44 PM
Dear Lunatic:
As for the first question: everyone. By the time people stop watching Southpark, every last one of the 6 billion people on Earth will have been featured as Kenny's killer.
As for the second, because it drives up ratings.
As for the third, CE (the PC thug dating system, same as AD but "common era") 290,154,000 because I won't be on it then. The invasion thing was a bad joke. Besides, that's not the same thing.
Governer Darkk
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[This message has been edited by Fleet Admiral Darkk (edited 11-28-2000).]
As for the first question: everyone. By the time people stop watching Southpark, every last one of the 6 billion people on Earth will have been featured as Kenny's killer.
As for the second, because it drives up ratings.
As for the third, CE (the PC thug dating system, same as AD but "common era") 290,154,000 because I won't be on it then. The invasion thing was a bad joke. Besides, that's not the same thing.
Governer Darkk
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[This message has been edited by Fleet Admiral Darkk (edited 11-28-2000).]
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Posted 29 November 2000 - 12:54 AM
Darkky,
What invasion thing?
~Raving Lunatic
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What invasion thing?
~Raving Lunatic
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Posted 29 November 2000 - 02:37 PM
Dear Lunatic:
In anther topic I joked I'd prefer a Cantharan invasion to continual recounts. Just a joke.
Governer Darkk
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In anther topic I joked I'd prefer a Cantharan invasion to continual recounts. Just a joke.
Governer Darkk
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Posted 05 December 2000 - 11:50 PM
Dear oh wise and honourable Darkky,
What is an easy way to get a specific Slug out of a depressed mood?
--Avatara
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What is an easy way to get a specific Slug out of a depressed mood?
--Avatara
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"I'm a controversial figure. My friends either dislike me or hate me."
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 06 December 2000 - 12:08 AM
Dear Avatara:
I think the best ways are flattery and letting him win an argument. You might start Ares vs Star Trek or something.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Deary Darkky and Dear Sluggy mean I've done my part
Governer Darkk
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I think the best ways are flattery and letting him win an argument. You might start Ares vs Star Trek or something.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Deary Darkky and Dear Sluggy mean I've done my part
Governer Darkk
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Posted 10 December 2000 - 04:02 PM
Dear Begger:
During all those years as Fleet Admiral, I've ammased a healthy sum. Add to that the fact Kelyra turned over the royal family's accounts to me, and my Phylydion expense account, and I don't think I'll need that sort of loan any time soon.
Governer Darkk
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During all those years as Fleet Admiral, I've ammased a healthy sum. Add to that the fact Kelyra turned over the royal family's accounts to me, and my Phylydion expense account, and I don't think I'll need that sort of loan any time soon.
Governer Darkk
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Posted 10 December 2000 - 06:47 PM
Dear oh wise and honourable Darkky,
What's the punishment for stealing money? Say...37 million dollars.
--The wise Avatara
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What's the punishment for stealing money? Say...37 million dollars.
--The wise Avatara
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"I'm a controversial figure. My friends either dislike me or hate me."
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 17 December 2000 - 10:25 AM
Dear Avatara:
It depends where you steal it from, and if you are caught. If you are caught, plan to spend at least 45 years in jail. If you don't get caught, the pirates will hear about it and an endless succession of them will attempt to kill you and take it - in effect, the death penalty.
Governor Darkk
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It depends where you steal it from, and if you are caught. If you are caught, plan to spend at least 45 years in jail. If you don't get caught, the pirates will hear about it and an endless succession of them will attempt to kill you and take it - in effect, the death penalty.
Governor Darkk
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Posted 21 December 2000 - 07:11 AM
Dear Darrky:
Why can't I unstuff Ares 1.2.0 updater?
-A p.oed customer
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Why can't I unstuff Ares 1.2.0 updater?
-A p.oed customer
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