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What the hell are you talking about? There are no Phylydion in Ares. Least none Isee in the game

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Web Board RPG, dude!!
The Buildup
The Officers' Club Bar
Darkk's Search
and others in the officer's club

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Me: You ******* IDIOTS!! That planet was INHABITED!!!
Them: Ooops
Me: Let's resume this disscussion at the admiralty court near airlock 13.
[immediatly following the first disrupter missle test]

Debate the nature of Sundered Angel with yourself loudly.

Wear black clothes and a short, blue cape. Pretend to be a pure Taeskor.

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Discuss the new pirate threat like it's real. (AWB RPG)

Print out all the text in Ares. Read it to them for a bedtime story.

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Become a moderator for a Webboard about Ares.

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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
-Alduran Outlaw Rick Blazer
StarLance

Write a game called "Ares." Complain to the VW dealership when they won't accept your "resources" as payment for a silver bug.

Carve "The Order of the Golden Dawn is here" into every wall you can find. If you're feeling ambitious, use left-over fireworks to blow up a representation of Slug.

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Sundered Angel,
The One and Only
Ares Webboard Moderator, and all-around Nice Guy

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WTF? What "Order of the Golden Dawn"? None of that In my version of Ares.

Are you always this random or are you just like this in the Trash Talk?

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The Order is from the Ares Web Board RPG. We added lots of new stuff that I hope will come out in a plug.

I'm more random than you can possibly imagine.

New ideas:

Use the T-Space Bolt (yellow jump rope) on food. Complain it won't instantly cook it.

Throw purple orange balls at blue cars. Claim you must vanquish the unenlightened Ishimans.

If you're female, write love letters to the Hek Met. If you're male, write the human in the briefing pict, who I believe is a UNS resistance leader. Or just write Hek Met to really freak them out.

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[This message has been edited by Fleet Admiral Darkk (edited 11-17-2000).]

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You're starting to confuse even me now.

Build models of the ships in Ares (I've done this)

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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
-Alduran Outlaw Rick Blazer
StarLance

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Magno pulses are used by Salrilians. Ishimans are blue.
Salrilians don't like Ishimans.

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Magno pulses are orange...

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"You can get much further with kind words and a loaded gun than you can with kind words alone."
- Al Capone

Why magno pulses? The only Cantharan ship to ever use them was the Gateship, which was a non-combat vessel.

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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
-Alduran Outlaw Rick Blazer
StarLance

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S-A-L-R-I-L-I-A-N
This is the 2nd time I said it.
And that gateship sure FOUGHT like a non-combat vessle. Like, oh, say, 3 dozen carriers.

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Slug: The Salrillian carrier also has magno pulses. I think you're thinking of the shreikolator.

Darkk: That's 'cause its a friggin' big ship, and it's important, so it has lots of shields. It's weapons weren't particularly good, though.

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"You can get much further with kind words and a loaded gun than you can with kind words alone."
- Al Capone

Err, why Salrilian? The Cantharans are the ones who grumble about the unenlightened. The Salrilians just sit back and watch. Who knows if the Salrilians are even religeous?

Oh, and the Gateship has a shrikeolator and magno pulses (same sprite). Gateships are Non_combat, ok Darkk? The purpose of a gateship is a mobile jumpgate to transport fleets without the use of civilian jumpgates.

Here is my speculation on Gateships:
Correct me if I'm wrong:

The Audmedons don't need a gateship because they are too advanced to need jumpgates and only inhabit a few systems.
The Elejeetians are too advanced to need a gateship.
The Salrilians don't need a gateship because they are non-militaristic, but they may or may not have one.
The Humans haven't developed gateship technology so they rely entirely on system jumpgates.
The Cantharans lost their only Gateship in the Battle for Sol when they tried using it for military purposes.
The Gaitori used the Cantharan Gateship for their own military deployment.
The Ishiman have one gateship in service.
No clue on the Obish.
The Nijayias once ruled a lot of space that their fleets frequently needed to cross. They must have needed two or three.
The Phylydions are too bloody-minded and too advanced (omni-drive tech) to need use of Gateships.

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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
-Alduran Outlaw Rick Blazer
StarLance

[This message has been edited by Slug (edited 11-17-2000).]

Back on subjecct:

Work out a deal with Sargatanus to write up the Cantharan Bible for the Chronicles.

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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
-Alduran Outlaw Rick Blazer
StarLance

Stack pop cans in the shape of an Ishiman heavy cruiser, with the inside hollow. Say you stole the Rogue from me, and are taking it for a spin. Suddenly start screaming that the Salrillians ambushed you, and knock all the pop cans down. Then act like you were blown across the room, in slow motion.

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"You can get much further with kind words and a loaded gun than you can with kind words alone."
- Al Capone

Claim to be a Nijayias. Complain you can't use your powers because your room is lined with muuum.

Keep GI Joes or similar in a big glass jar. Order your roomate to guard your simlab.

Use Hera to make a plug called "Kill My Roomie." Include a steller map showing <building name>-<room #> system. In the level have "bed alpha" where you start, and "bed beta" which you must capture, as well as killing the gateship "Roomie's name" there.

Build a flack drone in the center of your room. Complain that it doesn't waste everyone except you.

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Draw the Ares Aliens in art class.

When at the keyboard, make annoying beep-boop-clakka-clakka sounds whenever you press a key.

Constantly hum/whistle the first 9 notes to the Ares theme.

Hang out in a stall in a public restroom. Whenever someone breaks the silence with a body-function noise, make flak-drone explosion noises.


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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
-Alduran Outlaw Rick Blazer
StarLance

Spend all your money on spaceship model kits. Constantly build them. Claim you need to help Darkk with his lack of a fleet. Continually render spaceships in POV-Ray or some other 3D program.

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This topic is beginning to get lame.

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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
-Alduran Outlaw Rick Blazer
StarLance