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1a) Fasten one canoe to the top of your VW beatle (or any small car) and one on each side, and paint the whole thing green. Tell your roommate that it's a gate ship.
1b) When they call you insane and say it won't work and go to a friends house, show up at that friends house, throw a green tennis ball (magno pulse) through the window to get their attention, prop up a big hula hoop with orange lint around it on their front porch, and drive through.
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"…Throught their history, these 'unenlightened' beings have continually organized to opposed the injustices and attrocities committed by their bretheran in power. We, as the prophets, would do well to learn from these humans."
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Posted 29 February 2000 - 04:59 PM
2) If they have model airplanes hanging from the ceiling, whip them with the yellow jump rope, throw orange darts at them, and tell them that their fleet is no match for your weapons.
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"…Throught their history, these 'unenlightened' beings have continually organized to opposed the injustices and attrocities committed by their bretheran in power. We, as the prophets, would do well to learn from these humans."
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Posted 01 March 2000 - 10:50 AM
I don't get the one with the hula hoop with orange stuff. Mind 'splainin?
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When walking down the street with him, hit every public telephone you see claiming that you have "Destroyed the subspace relay stations."
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Commander Cicion, commander of Phylydion Primary Armada
"Never tell me the odds!"
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"Never tell me the odds!"
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"Never tell me the odds!"
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Posted 01 March 2000 - 09:46 PM
Promote them to the rank of Captain. Demote them every time the displease you.
Wear a black tux and a black ski mask. Crawl along the floor, then throw orange Nerf™ darts at them. Claim to be Sal fighter.
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Wear a black tux and a black ski mask. Crawl along the floor, then throw orange Nerf™ darts at them. Claim to be Sal fighter.
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Posted 02 March 2000 - 12:26 PM
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Commander Cicion wrote:
I don't get the one with the hula hoop with orange stuff. Mind 'splainin?
I don't get the one with the hula hoop with orange stuff. Mind 'splainin?
I'm slightly colorblind and my monitor has been screwed up since before I got Ares; It was refering to the previous comment about the "gateship". I was trying to imply a jumpgate. It now occurs to me that jumpgates are bluish-green.
It's not so funny when you have to explain it.
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Posted 02 March 2000 - 07:41 PM
cut a window in a large cardboard box and when your roomate enters,pretend to be "flying" in it,and say things like: "IM GOIN' IN!",then say "AGHHHHH IM HIT" and start shaking the box agrresively screaming and calling "SUPPPPOOOORRRTTT"!
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Posted 16 September 2000 - 09:29 PM
I thought I'd bring this back. There is the "confuse" your neighbor topic but you can do different things with roommates.
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Posted 17 September 2000 - 12:56 AM
Please stop digging up old posts, Avatara.
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Posted 18 September 2000 - 10:25 PM
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Does anyone know where Finland is? (I know cuz I´m a Finn)
-- Umm.. Scandinavia.
Does anyone know where Nokia celphones are (originally) made in?(Hint not Japan)
Just curious.
-- Either Taiwan or Korea..
Does anyone know where Finland is? (I know cuz I´m a Finn)
-- Umm.. Scandinavia.
Does anyone know where Nokia celphones are (originally) made in?(Hint not Japan)
Just curious.
-- Either Taiwan or Korea..
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Posted 27 September 2000 - 07:40 AM
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Originally posted by Fleet Admiral Darkk:
I was thinking about how cool the apperently halucenogen inspired topics on the old board were, and decided to start one:
Ares related ways to confuse your roommate.
1. Dress like a Salrilian. Attempt to eat them or attempt to dissect them.
2. Dress like a Ishiman. Act cowardly.
3. Dress like a Gatori. Act stupid.
4. Discuss ways of defeating entire Salrilian fleet. Works best if they have no clue about Ares.
5. Throw Dr. Pepper cans (or red balls, or similar) at them. Tell them they will face your fullereen pulse attack again if they get closer.
6. Buy lots of yellow foam balls. Place them around your room. Act annoyed that they don't seek and blow up your roommate.
7. Buy large amounts of red marbles. When they ask why, tell them you are gathering supplies of fusion pulses for your campagn against the evil Sals.
8. Make a 1 or 2 meter diameter sphere. Paint it like a planet. Act dissapointed that it doesn't build ships when you shout for it to.
9. Refer frequently to the impending Cantharan invasion. Pray to Zom and Doz for privelages.
10. When asked where you are going for vacation, talk about the glories of Ishima and how much fun seeing the rest of your litter (or whatever) will be.
For an explation, go here. Consise explanation: humorous list of crazy stuff to do to confuse you college roommate.
I was thinking about how cool the apperently halucenogen inspired topics on the old board were, and decided to start one:
Ares related ways to confuse your roommate.
1. Dress like a Salrilian. Attempt to eat them or attempt to dissect them.
2. Dress like a Ishiman. Act cowardly.
3. Dress like a Gatori. Act stupid.
4. Discuss ways of defeating entire Salrilian fleet. Works best if they have no clue about Ares.
5. Throw Dr. Pepper cans (or red balls, or similar) at them. Tell them they will face your fullereen pulse attack again if they get closer.
6. Buy lots of yellow foam balls. Place them around your room. Act annoyed that they don't seek and blow up your roommate.
7. Buy large amounts of red marbles. When they ask why, tell them you are gathering supplies of fusion pulses for your campagn against the evil Sals.
8. Make a 1 or 2 meter diameter sphere. Paint it like a planet. Act dissapointed that it doesn't build ships when you shout for it to.
9. Refer frequently to the impending Cantharan invasion. Pray to Zom and Doz for privelages.
10. When asked where you are going for vacation, talk about the glories of Ishima and how much fun seeing the rest of your litter (or whatever) will be.
For an explation, go here. Consise explanation: humorous list of crazy stuff to do to confuse you college roommate.
LOL!!!
*After a few minutes DF finally contains it*
That is funny
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Posted 27 September 2000 - 06:04 PM
Make a poster looking like Hera, and yell bloody murder whenever he walks in (It locked up!)
Knock the poster over (Damn! Error -15!)
Go to bed with it (I'm Boba Fett!)*
Paint the back pink and put an apple symbol in white on it (I'm Admiral Gramatticus, the Girly Man!)
Complain about the lack of organisation in the racial class system (Hey! Humans are 900 but Gaitori are 300?)**
* Older members will understand this
**Well, does it make sense?
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Knock the poster over (Damn! Error -15!)
Go to bed with it (I'm Boba Fett!)*
Paint the back pink and put an apple symbol in white on it (I'm Admiral Gramatticus, the Girly Man!)
Complain about the lack of organisation in the racial class system (Hey! Humans are 900 but Gaitori are 300?)**
* Older members will understand this
**Well, does it make sense?
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ThinkFish, and good things will come.
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Posted 27 September 2000 - 10:00 PM
Um, the races are organized roughly in the same order you encounter them in the game.
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Posted 29 September 2000 - 06:58 PM
Yeah, I know. But that doesn't mean it makes sense! Humans should be a little earlier.
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Posted 30 September 2000 - 02:17 PM
Just be honered we're up there with the Salrilians and Audemedons. 
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Posted 10 October 2000 - 09:46 PM
Reinact the First Battle of the Ring with a used monster truck tire (I've seen them in parks), lots of random spaceship models, and a large supply of marbles. If you had a role, exageratate it out of all proportion. (Eg "And after SA went down, I took the shot, and my 1 torpedo took the Ring out of commision).
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Me: You ******* IDIOTS!! That planet was INHABITED!!!
Them: Ooops
Me: Let's resume this disscussion at the admiralty court near airlock 13.
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Me: You ******* IDIOTS!! That planet was INHABITED!!!
Them: Ooops
Me: Let's resume this disscussion at the admiralty court near airlock 13.
[immediatly following the first disrupter missle test]
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Posted 11 October 2000 - 08:55 PM
LOL LOL, i just read this and i was cracking up for a long long time, keep posting more. oh and sorry im not a funny guy so i dont have any
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Posted 11 October 2000 - 10:27 PM
Cloak your apartment by painting all the rooms black. When your room mate starts complaining, paint him black and ignore him.
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Posted 11 October 2000 - 10:43 PM
Put a bunch of ants in your home/appartment, then drop an ant trap in the centar of a large room. Make you roommate watch, and explain to him that your audemadon troopers are capturning a bunker station, and that they have almost captured the station because none are comming back.
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Posted 11 October 2000 - 10:57 PM
Make crazy Ares related boasts while eating dinner. Pretend to be much more drunk than you are.
(EG I whupped 20 pure taeskors in a knife fight with one hand and a wooden knife!! *hic*)
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Me: You ******* IDIOTS!! That planet was INHABITED!!!
Them: Ooops
Me: Let's resume this disscussion at the admiralty court near airlock 13.
[immediatly following the first disrupter missle test]
(EG I whupped 20 pure taeskors in a knife fight with one hand and a wooden knife!! *hic*)
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Me: You ******* IDIOTS!! That planet was INHABITED!!!
Them: Ooops
Me: Let's resume this disscussion at the admiralty court near airlock 13.
[immediatly following the first disrupter missle test]
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Posted 13 October 2000 - 12:56 PM
When he is nearby, pretend to call NASA Asking when the Apollo 2200 will be launched.
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Posted 18 October 2000 - 07:40 PM
Keep a terrerium with slugs. Taunt them with stuff like "How does it feel to be in MY simlab? HUH?".
If your roomate has a triangular object about 1' (0.33m) in size, demand they surrender their "Verasi Artifact".
Discuss how the weapons in Ares work. Make up laws of quantum mechanics. Works very well if you both know stuff about that.
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Me: You ******* IDIOTS!! That planet was INHABITED!!!
Them: Ooops
Me: Let's resume this disscussion at the admiralty court near airlock 13.
[immediatly following the first disrupter missle test]
If your roomate has a triangular object about 1' (0.33m) in size, demand they surrender their "Verasi Artifact".
Discuss how the weapons in Ares work. Make up laws of quantum mechanics. Works very well if you both know stuff about that.
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Me: You ******* IDIOTS!! That planet was INHABITED!!!
Them: Ooops
Me: Let's resume this disscussion at the admiralty court near airlock 13.
[immediatly following the first disrupter missle test]
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Posted 19 October 2000 - 12:42 PM
Paint a third blue eye on your forehead and act really pissed all the time. Claim that you just now realised that you're a Phylydion trapped in a human's body.
