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• Look up in the sky alot. Lean out the window just to observe the sky. When your roomie asks why, tell her/him that you are watching out for transporters that are trying to land on Earth
• When they then ask, "Why are you going to do about it?" reply: "Don't worry, i got this!" and point on a brown paper bag, resembling a Audemedon Cruiser.
• Write on your door: Official Eva Troopers for hire!"

And one way to confuse your mailman:

• Purchase a big pumpkin, paint it light grey. Get some pencils. Paint them gray too. Place the pumpkin near your mailbox. Try to hide behind it. When the mailman comes by, throw the pencils after him and yell: "Haha, feel the wrath of my Flak Drone Defence!! HAHAHA!"

REMEMBER: If the mailman drops his mailbag when he is fleeing, crawl towards it at empty it out on the streets. If anyone (the police maybe..) asks why, tell them you were looking for Enginering Pods, and if you didn't protect the flakdrone like you did, Earth were sure to be doomed.

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- When in danger or in doubt,
run in circles, scream and shout. -

Why You Little Brat !!!!!

Ronald Wan, what do you meen by calling me a Brat.
I just tried to continue some cool post on this board by writing a couple of wierdo things.

If you are a postman and you're offended by the litterature, im sorry. But why call people brats.

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- When in danger or in doubt,
run in circles, scream and shout. -

I personally know Grapy, and i sit next to him as we speak.
He is not in any way, shape or form a brat.
So I suggest that you ran somewhere else to call people brats

•Dress up in teal, and start throwing rotton apples and green darts at people out of your window

-Slug (Salrilian Spy, just don't tell anyone!)

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"In accepting the inevitable, one finds peace. In denying it, one finds hope."
-Last words of Admiral Williams before the fall of Earth.