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I think everyone should know this...

#1 Guest_Boba Fett_*

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Posted 18 January 2000 - 06:46 PM

I know the truth!!! Andrew doesn't run Ambrosia, Hector does!!! This is just part of Hectors plot for world domination!!! Andrew is just his slave! One day, everybody will be playing Ambrosia games, not noticing what's going on around them, thats when Hector will overthrow all of the governments and take over!!! I know this is true, so let me be the first to pledge my allegiance to Hector, The Allmighty!!!!!

(note to readers: I'm sorry about this post, but my other personality has been in control of this body more recently.akdfjhleufa sl!'23!@#
ah hahaha!!! back in control!!!!

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Posted 18 January 2000 - 06:53 PM

Take your medicine regularly, Boba. Posted Image

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Posted 18 January 2000 - 11:22 PM

"Hmmmmmm... mmhmmmm? Mmm? Hmmmmmmmmmm..."

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Posted 19 January 2000 - 12:47 PM

Um, ya. I wouldn't be insulting the head of Ambrosia Software (andrew)! Well, that was amusing!

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Posted 19 January 2000 - 01:08 PM

This post is funny. We need more halucenogen/insanity/boredom inspired posts.
Those are the most fun.
Like my Ares vs Star Wars™ debate. But let's not go there...

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Posted 19 January 2000 - 03:19 PM

Any smart person knows that Adam (Corola?) will take over the world! And when he does, he'll make all of you sterile and you will have to prove your worth being able to procreate.

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Posted 19 January 2000 - 07:09 PM

I like that idea about making everyone steril and making them prove their worthy to procreate... How can I get in touch with this guy to send him money for his plan? Posted Image

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Posted 19 January 2000 - 07:27 PM

The plot is deeper than you think.

Hector is merely a decoy to draw attention from the tru7h.

The real ruler of Ambrosia and hence the world i...

*thunk*
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Posted 19 January 2000 - 07:37 PM

Ha ha ha. The plots our species has been working on with humanity from its beginning (a plot in itself) will soon come to fruition. No mere human will rule your entire world. Interpret as you will....

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Posted 19 January 2000 - 08:54 PM

D'oh!! You found me out!! I was actually trying to distract you from the REAl truth. Hectori is merely a decoy, in fact, he's whats really keeping my from taking over your puny planet called "Earth"... I SHALL HAVE REVENGE!!!!!!... oh yes... I shall have revenge... > Posted Image



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Posted 20 January 2000 - 01:52 PM

Heh heh heh heh heh heh.
5/5/2000
Heh he heh
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Heh heh he
Kennedy
Hah ha ha hah ha!
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BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!
All you need to know.
We're a little more involved with humanity than it might want. Or prehaps just as much as it might want.

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Posted 20 January 2000 - 03:32 PM

Well, this is relitively stupid. I guess thats is why the is called the "Trash Talk" fourm!

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Posted 23 January 2000 - 07:26 PM

Indeed.
"Man who stand on hill with mouth open will wait long time for roast duck to drop in" -Confucius

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Posted 23 January 2000 - 11:19 PM

C'mon, guys; you all know I'm the ruler of the world, right? Don't you remember how I enslaved humanity 20 years ago to construct a giant moth ball to destroy the dust bunnies under my couch? It didn't work, but don't you remember it?
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Posted 27 January 2000 - 05:36 AM

"And thus, on that fateful day of january 12th, 1982, The Grand Squid devised its plan to take over the world and enslave all of mankind. To faciliate this, it recruited other Squids and requested them to use their shapeshifter abilities to impersonate totally normal human beings. These Squids in human skins would assist The Grand Squid, which roamed the world as a human itself, in taking over the world when the time would grow nigh."

From "The tales of The Grand Squid", volume 3, chapter 17, line 45 to 57

Some of the impersonators are Replicant, Newt, Boba Fett and Robin Hood (although they would never admit it).

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Posted 27 January 2000 - 04:31 PM

We don't let squid take over our pals.

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Posted 27 January 2000 - 04:32 PM

BTW - Bill Gates is a Cantharan trying to dumb humanity down for the upcoming takeover.

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Posted 27 January 2000 - 09:05 PM

2 things:

1. What the hell are you talking about? Squids? I'm no squid! I don't really know how I got into that list, but I'd like to know.

2. There's no way Gates is a Cantharan. Anyone else pay attention to the part at the beggining of part 2 where it says that Cantharans once promoted peace throughout the galaxy, and were basically the stellar UN? I think that the sals made them go get the asteroid bits, and then they just went a little nuts. There's no way Gates is, or was, a defender of stellar peace.

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Posted 27 January 2000 - 10:56 PM

Well, Mr. Fizzy, you think I'm a squid? WELL I'M NOT!!! Don't try to cover up you own pathetic conspiracy with another person whom you know is involved in a conspiracy. You're just trying to direct all that rebellion away from your Great Squid... WELL IT WONT WORK!!! Posted Image

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Posted 28 January 2000 - 07:46 AM

*sigh* See everybody? I told you they wouldn't admit it!

Humans all over the world! Pledge your loyalty to The Grand Squid now, and you may be granted a life in slavery.

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Posted 28 January 2000 - 01:12 PM

It said it became evil centuries before the Human counter attack.
Not the nicest bunch...

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Posted 30 January 2000 - 08:57 PM

Why doesn't anyone speak in their native language here? And I don't mean to make one up.
For example:
Things to call Xyrus:
baktag: Klingon insult
d'akturak: Klingon for "ice man"
Ha'DlBah: Klingon insult; animal
Hur'q: Klingon for "outsider"
Uistanaion: High Elven for "bastard"
Commands:
DaH: Klingon for "now!"
Du'cha: Klingon for "put sound on speakers"
GhoS: Klingon for "Make it so"
Hechu'ghos: Klingon for "set course"
In'Cha: Klingon for "Begin"
vâik: High Elven "You, go"
makin: High Elven "Slay him"

And I'm not just making this up!!

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Posted 14 February 2000 - 03:04 AM

It's 12:06, Portland time. Looks like I'll have to pull and all nighter. I think I'll come back and see what happens around 3:00 or 4:00. Look out!

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Posted 14 February 2000 - 05:20 AM

Rats.

My early morning insanity has been diffused, and I've decided that an all-nighter is not a great way to start off the week. If anyone is interested in what could possibly be so hilarious as to diffuse this early morning insanity, download http://students.wash...ob.wavthis</a>.

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Posted 15 February 2000 - 11:59 AM

Jesus crist!!! I listened to that at that school in the middle of the lab with headphones, and every guy in there was wondering why the hell is was cracking up, that is WRONG!

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