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I was wondering what the imaginary lower ranking officers in each imaginary title user's navy was-mine is as follows:

Fleet Admiral: Commander of All ships in Navy
•Admiral: Commander of Battleship/Heavy Destroyer+Others
Rear Admiral: Commander of Battleship/Heavy Destroyer
Commodore: Commander of Gunship+Others
Captain: Commander of Gunship/Heavy cruiser
Lt. Captain: 2nd on Gunship/Heavy Cruiser
Commander: Commander of Cruiser/Division on Battleship/Heavy Destroyer
Lt. Commander: 2nd On Cruiser/Division on Battleship/Heavy Destroyer
Lieutenant: Officer on Battleship/Heavy Destroyer, Fighter Pilot
Lieutenant JG: Officer on Gunship/Heavy Cruiser, Fighter Pilot
Ensign: Minor Job on any ship
Midshipman: More minor job on any ship
Xyrus: Idiot

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No, I'm not that cruel. I don't use the flamethrower on my
enemies. I save that for my
allies.
-caalaklael, the trigger
happy obiard

Here's one: caalaklael=******* !!

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Alas, none of you have seen the Homeworld Light. Down with Ares!!!!!!!

Darn Admins! The bove should have been Mother-f**king A**hole!

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Alas, none of you have seen the Homeworld Light. Down with Ares!!!!!!!

An addition to your list: High Commander(That's me): Commander of six standard-sized fleets(Of all types of ships), on a Carrier.

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Commander Cicion, commander of Audemedon 6th fleet

"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo

No, high commander confuses things. This is mine.

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No, I'm not that cruel. I don't use the flamethrower on my
enemies. I save that for my
allies.
-caalaklael, the trigger
happy obiard

Here are the imaginary ranks of the Revolutionary Front of the Chaos God Binki:

Soldier of Binki (also known as Binki's Chosen and High Cultist): Grand poo-bah of Binki's armies. Gives the big important orders for lesser tacticians to interpret and execute. Traditionally, if the High Cultist gives a direct order to a unit to attack (usually the generals give the attack orders), then he/she is expected to be the first one into battle. This practice goes down through all the ranks of the Army of Binki (i.e. if a general orders a unit to make an attack, guess who gets to stand/pilot in front?). This generally leads to ranks changing hands a LOT in the Army of Binki.

Hand of Binki-A rank given to a revered tactician who has ordered and survived no less than ten attacks. Since survival means actually winning as well as being the first one in, the logic being that if the one who gives the orders not only gets troops killed but DOESN'T FULFILL THE OBJECTIVE, then their lives should be forfeit as well. In very rare cases, the tacticians are allowed to save face and their own lives in loss by not allowing anyone in the unit to die.

Jahu-This title is given to The Official Snowboarder of Binki™. A Snowboarder's responsibilities involve speeding down a snowy hill on a wooden plank, shouting out 'CROM!!!!' to warn others to get out of the way. This important function is only given to the most capable of Binki's Army.

Eye of Binki-Leader of intelligence.

Going beyond these ranks, you get a complicated web of self-assigned responsibility that would cause lesser mortals to go insane were it explained to them. Generally, though, others work below one of the above tacticians, untill he or she dies, at which point the unit decides on a new tactician. Other ranks are often applied by consensus, or just by one's own decision. 'Mister Black', 'Queen Takhissis', and 'Optimus Prime', are all fairly common ranks in Binki's army.

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Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for the Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the shadows lie.

-The Lord of the Rings

I personally prefer the imaginary titles for the Ares Axis (blatant plug: [url="http://"http://www.axis.n3.net)"]www.axis.n3.net)[/url].

Speaking of which, we still have an opening for Supreme Commander of the Canine Sanitary Department. My backyard needs a new branch of that department, so we're expanding.

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Replicant
www.axis.n3.net

Here are the ranks of the Phylydion Navy:

Supreme Admiral- Head of entire navy

High Admiral- Head of all fleets in a region

High Commander(That's me)- Head of 6 system fleets

Fleet General- Head of 3 system fleets

Admiral- Head of 1 system fleet

Line Admiral- Head of 1 planetary garrison fleet

Commander- Head of 4 squadrons

Line Commander- Head of 2 squadrons

High Captain- Head of 1 squadron

Line Captain- Head of 1 flank of a squadron

Captain- Head of 1 ship

High Lieutenant- 1st officer of 1 ship

Lieutenent- Bridge officer head of 1 area of ship control

Ensign- Bridge officer or other, manns 1 station.

Crewman- Nameless personnel, the kind you see running around the ship when a red alert is sounded


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Commander Cicion, commander of Audemedon 6th fleet

"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo


[This message has been edited by Commander Cicion (edited 02-11-2000).]

Boba Fett: Bounty hunter. Basically has many secret contacts and is mysterious. Tends to work alone, but is even deadlier then.

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"Well try to kill them with a fork-lift!"
The Notorious Bounty
Hunter,
Boba Fett
judygeof@ix.netcom.com

And has more weapons in his personal arsenal than the Rebellion has in its entire arsenal. Fett, tell me if these are all or most of them:

BlasTech EE-5 blaster rifle

Small pistol with long stock

Several different little pistols

Wrist laser

Wrist flame projector

Sonic beam projector

Mandalorian wristlets

Knee-mounted rocket darts

Magnetic harpoon(on his jet pack)

Survival knife

That rope-shooter he uses in ROTJ

Multi-detonator



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Commander Cicion, commander of Audemedon 6th fleet

"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo

The inside of my helmet is also REALLY complex. I can do stuff like tell my ship to come to my location by pressing a button with my toung (seriously, last time i checked, my newest ship is the Slave IV). I also have built in microbinoculars. It's been a while since I read a Star Wars book, so I'm sorry if you can remember the names of parts of my suit and i can't.

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"Well try to kill them with a fork-lift!"
The Notorious Bounty
Hunter,
Boba Fett
judygeof@ix.netcom.com