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#1 Shlimazel

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 04:15 PM

I must now pray to the alka-selzer gods for a speedy recovery.

#2 dude3

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 04:44 PM

When did this place become such a den of whiners?

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#3 undead_shadow

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 04:53 PM

seconded. I'm getting sick of the unfunnyness of it all.

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#4 GutlessWonder

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 05:06 PM

QUOTE (undead_shadow @ May 19 2009, 04:53 PM)

seconded. I'm getting sick of the unfunnyness of it all.

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It should also be noted that Alka-Seltzer is not a god(s) in and of itself, and praying to them is just as useful as dropping an alkaline battery into seltzer water, swallowing the whole mess, and then waiting for the battery to pass (praying that it doesn't explode in your stomach). Bayer, however, who currently owns Alka-Seltzer, will surely accept your prayers (and will definitely appreciate your monetary tithing).

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#5 Shlimazel

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 05:25 PM

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It should also be noted that Alka-Seltzer is not a god(s) in and of itself

Really?

I wonder if that sacrificial lamb I got is refundable...

#6 Pufer

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 01:44 AM

Anyway, you're only supposed to send the gristle and unsavory bits to the Gods. That's all they really dig. You're supposed to eat the rest of the yummy bits of the lamb yourself.

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#7 Jeremiah

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 02:12 AM

I personally prefer pork to lamb, only because I am English; sausages are numero uno.

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Posted 10 September 2009 - 03:59 PM

I'm sick too, from PAX. I didn't get the Mad Pig though, like so many other people. I'm calling this PAX SARS and I think I'll be all better by tomorrow, as the sick-feeling trajectory seems to indicate.

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Posted 10 September 2009 - 04:06 PM

mrxak, you should stop spending so much time around sick people.

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#10 mrxak

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Posted 10 September 2009 - 08:01 PM

I'm actually feeling remarkably better right now. The last few hours I've improved quite a bit.

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Posted 11 September 2009 - 11:46 AM

QUOTE (mrxak @ Sep 10 2009, 09:01 PM)

I'm actually feeling remarkably better right now. The last few hours I've improved quite a bit.

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#12 mrxak

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Posted 13 September 2009 - 10:06 AM

What.

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#13 Sponge Tom

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Posted 13 September 2009 - 03:20 PM

QUOTE (mrxak @ Sep 13 2009, 11:06 AM)

What.

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Posted 22 September 2009 - 11:16 PM

Swine Flu, Mad Snail Disease, some other monetary sickness... I wouldn't be surprised if I had all of them. My immune system's good enough to keep them all at bay.

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#15 Sponge Tom

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 09:43 PM

What the heck is with all the zombies around here lately?

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#16 Captain Zaphod Beeblebrox

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Posted 26 September 2009 - 01:46 AM

MAD SNAIL DISEASE!!!

I'M A ZOMBIE!!! BWAHAHA!!!

Now watch Hector reign on my parade.

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#17 Sponge Tom

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Posted 26 September 2009 - 03:00 PM

What would happen if we B&B'd 4chan?

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#18 GutlessWonder

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Posted 26 September 2009 - 04:16 PM

QUOTE (Sponge Tom @ Sep 26 2009, 03:00 PM)

What would happen if we B&B'd 4chan?

Lost at sea. Adrift in an ocean filled with shark bait

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#19 Sponge Tom

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Posted 26 September 2009 - 09:16 PM

You don't mean...?

Do you?

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Posted 28 September 2009 - 12:28 PM

QUOTE (Sponge Tom @ Sep 26 2009, 08:00 PM)

What would happen if we B&B'd 4chan?

The sheer idiocy of this text was sufficient to knock me backwards off my chair. I salute you.

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Posted 28 September 2009 - 07:40 PM

*bows*

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Posted 29 September 2009 - 01:17 AM

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