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But I feel dirty inside for cheating on my bacon cravings
By Edict All Bacon Shall Be Cooked in a Frying Pan
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Posted 21 April 2009 - 11:46 AM
I've really awoken a passion for Sausage Mc Muffins recently. I've started making them at home with sausage meat and cheese. Makes for a hell of a good breakfast.
But I feel dirty inside for cheating on my bacon cravings
But I feel dirty inside for cheating on my bacon cravings
"My friends tell me that I refuse to grow up, but I know they're just jealous because they don't have pajamas with feet."
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Posted 21 April 2009 - 12:13 PM
We all run the risk of awakening a passion but we should resist, a slice of hot bacon would be a perfect accompaniment to a sausage mcmuffin. And anything else come to think of it.
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Posted 21 April 2009 - 01:23 PM
There is such a thing as over indulgence. That much awesomeness could melt a whole in the space time continuum...
"My friends tell me that I refuse to grow up, but I know they're just jealous because they don't have pajamas with feet."
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Posted 21 April 2009 - 07:05 PM
Wait, you're using the "ginger beer trick"? Man, you guys are mean. I shall cook my bacon in a frying pan as the good lord SA intended. I don't want to experience the ginger beer trick.
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Posted 22 April 2009 - 12:18 AM
From what I've been led to believe, the ginger beer trick pales in comparison to the snorting of diphenhydramine.
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Posted 22 April 2009 - 05:47 AM
The best thing you can do with ginger beer is a mule...
"My friends tell me that I refuse to grow up, but I know they're just jealous because they don't have pajamas with feet."
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Posted 24 April 2009 - 04:41 PM
The best thing you can do with a mule is ride it.
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Posted 28 April 2009 - 06:45 AM
Appleton's makes for an awesome Jamaican mule.
"My friends tell me that I refuse to grow up, but I know they're just jealous because they don't have pajamas with feet."
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Posted 28 April 2009 - 12:43 PM
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Posted 29 April 2009 - 08:20 AM
Oh please. The Mexican Birdmanpig Chupacabra Flu is overrated. Your bacon is perfectly safe.
Why am I here? Why do I exist, and what is
my purpose in this universe?
(Answers: 'Cause you are. 'Cause you do. 'Cause I got a
shotgun, and you ain't got one.)
my purpose in this universe?
(Answers: 'Cause you are. 'Cause you do. 'Cause I got a
shotgun, and you ain't got one.)
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Posted 29 April 2009 - 09:23 AM
It needs to kill about 35,800 more people to bring it up to the same level as normal flu. Once it does that, I shall stop ignoring it and treat it as I would treat normal flu. I.e. only slightly ignore it.
"My friends tell me that I refuse to grow up, but I know they're just jealous because they don't have pajamas with feet."
-- Tom Sims
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
-- Tom Sims
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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Posted 29 April 2009 - 09:35 AM
Why haven't they called it Pig Flu? The newstands would be so much better.
"More Pig's Flu yesterday!"
"More Pig's Flu yesterday!"
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Posted 10 September 2009 - 03:49 PM
I call it Mad Pig. It's no less inaccurate than calling H1N1 Swine Flu. H1N1 is not zoonotic, so Swine Flu is a misnomer. Mad Pig also has the added bonus of making fun of the panic over it as being madness.
