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I'd like to propose a toast...

#26 Rickton

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Posted 11 March 2009 - 10:46 PM

QUOTE (Sponge Tom @ Mar 11 2009, 11:32 PM)

Did you honestly not get it?

I honestly got that agnostic doesn't mean what you think it means, yes.
You should have said something like "I'm agnostic. I don't know if there are any shrimp or not and I don't really care because I'd rather eat crab anyway."

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Posted 12 March 2009 - 06:11 AM

This topic has made me want to get a loaf of french bread, toast it, and make a very large shrimp poboy sometime during spring break.

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#28 undead_shadow

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Posted 12 March 2009 - 08:29 AM

QUOTE (Sponge Tom @ Mar 12 2009, 03:32 AM)

Did you honestly not get it?

Just admit you screwed up and we'll move on...

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Posted 12 March 2009 - 01:37 PM

Shlimazel said he's an atheist, and doesn't believe in shrimp. Atheists say that there is no God. Agnostics say there may or may not be a God, but we can't really know. Thus, an agnostic does not believe in God since he is not sure He exists. So, while Shlimazel's definition of an atheist could be rightly applied to an atheist, it could also be applied to an agnostic. When Shlimazel said, "I don't believe in shrimp", I associated the "doesn't believe in" characteristic with agnosticism before atheism, and....
Forget it, I'll go right to the illustration type thingy or whatever it is:
Shlimazel: I'm an atheist. I don't believe in shrimp ("don't believe in" = agnostic)
Songemot: I'm agnostic. There is no shrimp ("there is no" = atheist)

So yes, if posting something you didn't get is messing up, then I did mess up.

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Posted 12 March 2009 - 03:13 PM

Wow. Your logic is terrible.

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Posted 12 March 2009 - 03:44 PM

Andrew's logic is wonsolured and terults in a 50% or levs correct anscer sate.

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Posted 12 March 2009 - 03:49 PM

QUOTE (Sponge Tom @ Mar 12 2009, 07:37 PM)

QUOTE (Rickton @ Mar 12 2009, 09:13 PM)

Wow. Your logic is terrible.

This.

QUOTE (LNSU @ Mar 12 2009, 09:44 PM)

Andrew's logic is wonsolured and terults in a 50% or levs correct anscer sate.

This post has been edited by undead_shadow: 12 March 2009 - 03:49 PM

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Posted 12 March 2009 - 04:09 PM

Yeah, I mean, before I even got back here to check for replies I was all like, "I probably should have gone with Shadow's idea."

So. Who wants to microwave some batteries?

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#34 undead_shadow

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Posted 12 March 2009 - 04:38 PM

Hmm I've never tried it...

I sort of like the taste though... (of batteries not microwaves)

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Posted 12 March 2009 - 07:27 PM

My name is Bob.

I guess so.

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Posted 13 March 2009 - 06:24 AM

Do you have bitch-tits?

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Posted 13 March 2009 - 06:45 AM

Moobs

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Posted 13 March 2009 - 03:54 PM

QUOTE (undead_shadow @ Mar 13 2009, 07:24 AM)

Do you have bitch-tits?

Not yet . . .

my last name does sound remarkably similar to Paulson though.

I guess so.

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Posted 13 March 2009 - 04:33 PM

QUOTE (Jeremiah @ Mar 13 2009, 04:45 AM)

Moobs :o

I once was down in Monterey on vacation, and my dad had decided to change shirts after coming home from the aquarium. Now I had seen my dad topless before, but for some reason when he took off his shirt I stared at him and just started giggling. You see, my dad is somewhat of a large man and I had taken special notice to his chubby man boobs. At this point my arm had been extended and uncontrollable laughter began pouring from my mouth. My dad, curious as to why I was laughing at him, turned to me and said, "What's so funny?" and I replied in hysteria, "Man boobs!" and proceeded to fall over on the floor.

My dad was definitely not pleased with my response and became depressed and ended the vacation early.

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Posted 13 March 2009 - 05:15 PM

QUOTE (lemonyscapegoat @ Mar 13 2009, 08:54 PM)

Not yet . . .

my last name does sound remarkably similar to Paulson though.

I'm glad someone knew what I was aiming at.

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Posted 13 March 2009 - 05:16 PM

You should stop smoking pot and/or drinking when your dad's around.

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#42 undead_shadow

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Posted 14 March 2009 - 07:03 AM

Don't do it around your mum either.

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Posted 15 March 2009 - 09:36 AM

Don't smoke her either.

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#44 Shlimazel

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Posted 15 March 2009 - 09:40 AM

How do you smoke an either?

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Posted 16 March 2009 - 01:47 AM

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