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Invasion!

#1 Shlimazel

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Posted 25 February 2009 - 05:39 PM

Sir, this is the ATT Grand Army reporting! I have received a distress signal from the outer regions of ATT territory!

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WE ARE UNDER ATTACK STOP B&B ENGAGED IN ACTS OF DANGEROUS SHEEP STOP REPEAT DANGEROUS SHEEP LEVELS DETECTED STOP REQUEST REINFORCEMENTS AND SHEARS STOP ALSO THEY ARE STEALING ALL OUR BEER STOP VITAL THAT YOU SEND IN BEER DELIVERY END

What are your orders?

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#2 mrxak

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Posted 25 February 2009 - 06:04 PM

Your orders are to surrender immediately and hand over your golds.

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#3 Shlimazel

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Posted 25 February 2009 - 07:09 PM

Sir! I gambled away all my golds, sir! Then I stole yours and did it again! Sir!

#4 Sundered Angel

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Posted 25 February 2009 - 08:53 PM

The House always wins.

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#5 Pufer

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Posted 26 February 2009 - 12:42 AM

So what's everyone's favorite variety of fish?

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#6 Luke

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Posted 26 February 2009 - 01:17 AM

Raw.

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#7 Rickton

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Posted 26 February 2009 - 01:23 AM

QUOTE (Luke @ Feb 26 2009, 01:17 AM)

Raw.

Agreed. Sushi is pretty much the only way I can eat fish, I generally hate it otherwise (though all other seafood is great).

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#8 Sponge Tom

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Posted 26 February 2009 - 02:56 PM

Beer batter fillet > any other type of fish

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#9 Luke

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Posted 26 February 2009 - 03:33 PM

I could really go for some beer-battered fish and chips right now.

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#10 JacaByte

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Posted 26 February 2009 - 10:36 PM

Wow, I have to say that Pufer has absolute control over the ATT through his super mind powers.

I mean, the cake's a lie. Yeah...

#11 Manta

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Posted 27 February 2009 - 12:35 PM

QUOTE (Luke @ Feb 26 2009, 02:33 PM)

I could really go for some beer-battered fish and chips right now.

Only if they are fried in lard.

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#12 Luke

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Posted 27 February 2009 - 05:10 PM

QUOTE (Manta @ Feb 27 2009, 09:35 AM)

Only if they are fried in lard.

I'm agreeable to that.

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#13 undead_shadow

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Posted 27 February 2009 - 05:44 PM

QUOTE (Pufer @ Feb 26 2009, 06:42 AM)

fish

Fingers

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#14 Pufer

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Posted 28 February 2009 - 01:21 AM

I haven't had fish fingers/sticks in probably a decade.

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#15 Lektor

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Posted 28 February 2009 - 08:42 AM

Fish finger sandwich. It is the only way.

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#16 Shlimazel

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Posted 28 February 2009 - 10:56 AM

Fish! Not Only Is It Tasty, It's A Fish! Get Yours Today At-

Shlimazel's Used Fish Market!

Selling Only Somewhat Digested Seafood At Economically Savory Prices!

#17 Sponge Tom

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Posted 28 February 2009 - 12:07 PM

OH GOODY GUMDROPS! I'll have a dozen bushels!

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#18 Hamster

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Posted 01 March 2009 - 08:43 AM

QUOTE (Sponge Tom @ Feb 28 2009, 06:07 PM)

OH GOODY GUMDROPS!

I hate you so good.

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#19 Jeremiah

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Posted 01 March 2009 - 10:34 AM

To be perfectly correct, goody goody gumdrops, save me when my bum pops.

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#20 Pufer

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Posted 02 March 2009 - 12:46 AM

I hereby proclaim that Songemot is to be the ATT's official cleaning lady, always to be equipped with a bucket and trowel should anyone's bum unfortunately pop.

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#21 undead_shadow

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Posted 02 March 2009 - 02:13 PM

QUOTE (Lektor @ Feb 28 2009, 02:42 PM)

Fish finger sandwich. It is the only way.

Spoken like a true englishman

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#22 Mispeled

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Posted 07 March 2009 - 11:08 PM

Hey - just thought I'd use this thread to alert you guys that I'm still alive. Just been ungodly busy with school and other related things the last few months. If I'm not back by June, send a search party to find me, and with any luck, whatever killed me will also kill them.

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#23 Pufer

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Posted 08 March 2009 - 03:17 AM

We all know you've just forgotten about us.

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#24 Shlimazel

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Posted 08 March 2009 - 10:17 AM

We all know you've left us for another forum.

#25 Lektor

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Posted 08 March 2009 - 10:38 AM

QUOTE (undead_shadow @ Mar 2 2009, 07:13 PM)

Spoken like a true englishman

Why thank you my good man! They make great drunken food, or hangover cure...

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