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#51 Lektor

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 04:54 AM

Pufer, on Feb 2 2009, 10:17 PM, said:

"Got some snow on the ground, better turn off the subway."

You Brits are all clearly stoned.

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Mostly Londoners, but with weather like this, there isn't much else to do!

The problem of course is that the underground spends a fair amount of time overground.

Figure that one out

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#52 Sponge Tom

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 04:16 PM

adam_0, on Feb 2 2009, 10:07 PM, said:

*plays along*

Why of course. They say that you should leave immediately. As in now.

So I should listen to the voices?

This post has been edited by Sponge Tom: 03 February 2009 - 04:17 PM

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#53 Jeremiah

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 04:30 PM

In my experience the voices should definitely be listened to.

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#54 Shlimazel

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 04:34 PM

One time the voices told me to walk off a cliff. I did it, and it turned out that there was a giant cabbage on the ground below.

The moral of the story is, if you listen to them, the voices will lead you to the cabbage.

#55 Sponge Tom

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 05:17 PM

Jeremiah, on Feb 3 2009, 04:30 PM, said:

In my experience the voices should definitely be listened to.

Wow... in that case I'll need you all to stand still. I only have one bullet for each of you and it's a bit harder to shoot moving targets.

(OK, just to make sure no one freaks out, I'm NOT threatening anyone. I'm just making utterly failed half-way attempts at something almost resembling a post with some semblance to humor.)

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#56 lemonyscapegoat

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 05:46 PM

That post would have been much funnier without the disclaimer.

I guess so.

#57 Shlimazel

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 05:55 PM

Quote

Wow... in that case I'll need you all to stand still. I only have one bullet for each of you and it's a bit harder to shoot moving targets.

Why would you shoot the cabbage?

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 06:12 PM

THERE IS NO SPONGE TOM

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#59 Jeremiah

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 06:13 PM

Shlimazel, on Feb 3 2009, 11:55 PM, said:

Why would you shoot the cabbage?

Because of those Cabbage Patch Kids?

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#60 Shlimazel

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 06:15 PM

Cabbage denies all connection to cabbage patch kids. Cabbage intends to sue.

#61 The Journalist

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 06:31 PM

Pufer, on Feb 2 2009, 02:17 PM, said:

"Got some snow on the ground, better turn off the subway."

You Brits are all clearly stoned.

-Pufer

I was going to say essentially this exact thing. Instead I shall quote Pufer!

Shlimazel, on Feb 3 2009, 01:34 PM, said:

The moral of the story is, if you listen to them, the voices will lead you to the cabbage.

Not news!

mrxak, on Feb 3 2009, 03:12 PM, said:

THERE IS NO SPONGE TOM

He can be found in the cow level, after you unlock Luigi.

Hyperbole is the best thing ever!

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 06:36 PM

The Journalist, on Feb 3 2009, 03:31 PM, said:

He can be found in the cow level, after you unlock Luigi.

THERE IS NO COW LEVEL! ONLY CABBAGE!

... my other ride is an Ishiman Heavy Cruiser.

(x)enos. Awesome in a can. Without the can, though.

#63 Shlimazel

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 06:43 PM

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THERE IS NO COW LEVEL! ONLY CABBAGE!

YES! THE CABBAGE! I SEE THE CABBAGE!

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 07:46 PM

mrxak, on Feb 3 2009, 06:12 PM, said:

THERE IS NO SPONGE TOM

Currently making Possession 2, a game where you play as a ghost and possess your enemies.

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 10:45 PM

Lektor, on Feb 3 2009, 02:54 AM, said:

The problem of course is that the underground spends a fair amount of time overground.

Figure that one out

I think that fits nicely into you Brits all clearly being stoned.

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#66 Sponge Tom

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 11:32 PM

lemonyscapegoat, on Feb 3 2009, 05:46 PM, said:

That post would have been much funnier without the disclaimer.

I know. I didn't really want to add it, but stuff I've said has been mistaken for threats before and I didn't want to risk it.

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#67 Rickton

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 11:36 PM

Sponge Tom, on Feb 3 2009, 11:32 PM, said:

I know. I didn't really want to add it, but stuff I've said has been mistaken for threats before and I didn't want to risk it.

Maybe if you wouldn't say threatening things it wouldn't be a problem.
I dunno! Just throwin' it out there!

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#68 mWalk

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 01:44 PM

I AM GOING TO SLIT YOUR THROAT!

...now don't take that as a threat, I'm just throwin' comments out there...

#69 Shlimazel

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 04:25 PM

I AM GOING TO LEKTOR YOUR MWALK!

...now don't take that as a threat, I'm just throwin' comments out there...

#70 Sponge Tom

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 05:24 PM

mWalk, I'm going to cut off your own hand and use it choke you while you're hanging by your hair and being burned by exposed heater coils pressing against your bear back.

Shlimazel, I will tie you all to a wall and cut off your eyelids, after which I shall spray citric acid at them before finally cutting your jugular veins and letting you all bleed to death.

...now don't take those as threats, I'm just throwin' comments out there...

This post has been edited by Sponge Tom: 04 February 2009 - 05:27 PM

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#71 Sniper Kitty

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 05:37 PM

Sponge Tom, on Feb 4 2009, 04:24 PM, said:

I blame the media.

This post has been edited by Sniper Kitty: 04 February 2009 - 05:53 PM

Words are cheap; so I'm just giving mine away.

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#72 Shlimazel

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 06:20 PM

Sponge Tom, considering that I'm among the very few here who has given you any respect, I'd call that an ill thought move.

#73 adam_0

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 11:32 PM

Sponge Tom, on Feb 4 2009, 02:24 PM, said:

mWalk, I'm going to cut off your own hand and use it choke you while you're hanging by your hair and being burned by exposed heater coils pressing against your bear back.

I'm glad that mWalk has a bear back. I mean, bears are so manly.

Hrm, that reminds me of barears...

... my other ride is an Ishiman Heavy Cruiser.

(x)enos. Awesome in a can. Without the can, though.

#74 Pufer

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Posted 05 February 2009 - 12:53 AM

adam_0, on Feb 4 2009, 09:32 PM, said:

I'm glad that mWalk has a bear back. I mean, bears are so manly.

Mmm. Back hair.

-Pufer

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