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#26 User is offline   Vell-os 

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Posted 30 December 2008 - 03:20 AM

...actually...screw it.

Pufer needs a running parter who isn't generally associated with the ATT to heavily...

*looks around at everyone* Anyone...?
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Posted 30 December 2008 - 04:09 AM

I'll do it. I'm known for being an objective, rational, completely non-satiric being.
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Posted 30 December 2008 - 09:31 AM

View PostLektor, on Dec 29 2008, 11:28 AM, said:

No, I was going to suggest you should spend some more of your time doing other things.. getting laid perhaps...

:P


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View PostTAC, on Dec 30 2008, 04:09 AM, said:

I'll do it. I'm known for being an objective, rational, completely non-satiric being.


Where did you come from?
Ah, who cares. If you help the ATT conquer the B&B you get my vote.
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Posted 30 December 2008 - 10:36 AM

View PostTAC, on Dec 30 2008, 04:09 AM, said:

I'll do it. I'm known for being an objective, rational, completely non-satiric being.

While this is a very surprising turn of events, I cannot imagine a better running mate for Pufer than TAC.

Say, where did your alter-ego go off to?
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Posted 30 December 2008 - 10:49 AM

View PostMispeled, on Dec 29 2008, 11:05 AM, said:

The obvious solution is just to manipulate their election. We have the manpower - we could certainly get Pufer elected.

At first I read that as "manipulate their erection." The fact that the words "manpower" and "Pufer" followed made it even more hilarious.

But uh, you guys know Pufer's already Vice-Pres, don't you?
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Posted 30 December 2008 - 04:31 PM

View PostRickton, on Dec 30 2008, 10:49 AM, said:

But uh, you guys know Pufer's already Vice-Pres, don't you?

The point is that when the BnB elections take place (incidentally, is there a thread about the elections on the boards yet, or is it just something going on in #ev3?) Pufer won't be VP anymore unless we do something about it.

The obvious solution would be to put Pufer/TAC on someone's ticket as VP again, and then assassinate that person.

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Posted 30 December 2008 - 09:48 PM

View PostMispeled, on Dec 30 2008, 04:31 PM, said:

The obvious solution would be to put Pufer/TAC on someone's ticket as VP again, and then assassinate that person.


My friend probably knows a good hitman.
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Posted 31 December 2008 - 01:25 AM

View PostRickton, on Dec 30 2008, 08:49 AM, said:

But uh, you guys know Pufer's already Vice-Pres, don't you?


I was thinking that it would be a little bit like Cheney running for President.

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Posted 31 December 2008 - 09:47 AM

If I stood with Pufer, I'd be too tempted to run on an "I hate Hamster" ticket. Last time I ran on an "America sucks" ticket, and got about 10 votes...
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Posted 31 December 2008 - 04:15 PM

I support this diabolical plot. Mainly because being diabolical is fun. Right, Ming?

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Posted 31 December 2008 - 05:08 PM

View PostVell-os, on Dec 28 2008, 05:19 PM, said:

Guys. I have an idea.

How about we just leave the B&B alone until it attacks us again? We at the ATT are independent. We live under the sole rule of Sundered Angel. Let them quarrel amongst themselves while we live prosperously.


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War yet? *flick*
War yet? *flick*
War yet? *flick*
War yet? *flick*


View PostVell-os, on Dec 30 2008, 02:20 AM, said:

...actually...screw it.

Pufer needs a running parter who isn't generally associated with the ATT to heavily...

*looks around at everyone* Anyone...?


I'll do it! :P
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Posted 31 December 2008 - 05:52 PM

WE'RE UNDER ATTACK! WE'RE UNDER AT-

Oh, wait, it's just Champion trying to retain some of his power.
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Posted 01 January 2009 - 09:51 PM

View Postchampion, on Jan 1 2009, 09:08 AM, said:

*starts flicking Vell-os continuously on the ear*

War yet? *flick*
War yet? *flick*
War yet? *flick*
War yet? *flick*


No. *flick*
No! *flick*
NO! *flick*
*facepalm* *flick*
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Posted 02 January 2009 - 11:55 AM

Guys, get back to the issue at hand. We still need the goats required to pay for the energy field.
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Posted 02 January 2009 - 10:44 PM

I just got in an invoice for the goats. Apparently they're on backorder...the ship they're supposed to be on was captured by pirates.
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Posted 03 January 2009 - 12:54 AM

Rubbish. They're on the other Peerless.

/bad law school joke that nobody gets

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Posted 04 January 2009 - 10:31 PM

Here we go, gentlemen. So is the plan to elect a Pufer/TAC combo? Or Pufer/Champion? Or TAC/TAC?
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Posted 05 January 2009 - 04:45 AM

View PostMispeled, on Jan 5 2009, 02:31 PM, said:

Here we go, gentlemen. So is the plan to elect a Pufer/TAC combo? Or Pufer/Champion? Or TIC/TAC?


Fixed.
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Posted 05 January 2009 - 01:47 PM

No way am i voting for a ghost user who was created as a terrible joke, parodying an even worse user.

And also, champion doesn't exactly have a presence here, does he? Not to mention that he's automatically up for Re-Election on his own.
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Posted 05 January 2009 - 04:56 PM

If champ's candidacy is automatically renewed, I'm assuming I'm renewed too as part of it.

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Posted 05 January 2009 - 06:02 PM

I have an idea! We'll make SA the president so that the B&B will essentially be ruled by ATT! It's the seemingly perfect yet probably woefully flawed plan!
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Posted 05 January 2009 - 11:32 PM

View PostPufer, on Jan 5 2009, 03:56 PM, said:

If champ's candidacy is automatically renewed, I'm assuming I'm renewed too as part of it.

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Posted 06 January 2009 - 01:42 AM

View PostSponge Tom, on Jan 6 2009, 10:02 AM, said:

I have an idea! We'll make SA the president so that the B&B will essentially be ruled by ATT! It's the seemingly perfect yet probably woefully flawed plan!


Probably the second state, however if we gather enough man/womanpower, we could (excuse my language) ZERG RUSH the voting polls.
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Posted 06 January 2009 - 03:18 AM

View PostSponge Tom, on Jan 5 2009, 11:02 PM, said:

I have an idea! We'll make SA the president so that the B&B will essentially be ruled by ATT! It's the seemingly perfect yet probably woefully flawed plan!

Excellent idea. When you put woefully inadequate tools of power projection together with the famously fractious nature of the local population, it's sure to be the ATT's Afghanistan!
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Posted 06 January 2009 - 09:10 AM

View Postdaowei, on Jan 5 2009, 08:03 AM, said:

i smell corruption.
Pufer must not be nominated.


Busted. Just give up, guys.
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