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Weird. So can I. I can also tell if I'll get along with someone at a glance. Their appearance seems to reflect personality, at least with every person I've met. I've been wrong approximately two times. Both were guys with ADHD who were like this one second, then trying to stab you with a knife the next.

If you want my advice, don't take my previous advice about "Don't take any of my advice if you value your life!" and take this advice.

Don't, and I mean absolutely do not do the things I do if you don't want to f up your life for ever.

EDIT: Eh, that's way too long. Basically it was "Don't be as introverted as me if you want a life."

I've been too much of an idiot to have a girlfriend. Messed up my rep too much.

Captain Zaphod Beeblebrox, on Oct 22 2008, 07:21 PM, said:

This is what I mean. Well not angry. I've got the reputation of being a spontaneously clumsy spaz.

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Definately don't walk around during the homecoming dance with your arms crossed while a girl you likes is trying to force you to dance. I've done the first half. I was bored. A lot. Well at least I wasn't kidnapped to the dance. A friend of a friend of mine came to his house. The second she rang the doorbell he knew who it was and started running. He was climbing over the fence in his backyard and by the time she caught up with him he was almost over. She hit him with her shoe, tied him up, put him in her car and drove him to the dance. When I got there I thought then asked "What the hell are you doing here?" "I was kidnapped."

This post has been edited by G-Spark: 26 October 2008 - 05:11 PM

G-Spark, on Oct 26 2008, 09:51 PM, said:

Had much caffeine?

On a personal note, my wife and I were introduced by mine and her's sisters, who were working together. Which worked out rather well.

Jeremiah, on Oct 26 2008, 03:29 PM, said:

Actually, that would calm him down.

G-Spark, on Oct 26 2008, 05:51 PM, said:

Dude, aren't you like, 13? No matter what it seems, your chances and life are not "f-ed up for ever."
Unless you did something that caused you to have some major, chronic injury or medical problem or something, but since you've never mentioned that I don't think that's the case.

Well....

Well of course I'm not going to mention it... drat!

And yes. Well actually no. Well yes, sort of. I'm the second person with ADHD.

G-Spark, on Oct 26 2008, 06:24 PM, said:

Do you regularly ramble incoherently?

On days when I forget my pill.

The fact of the matter is, I only have ADD. No H. I'm not sure that makes a difference, but I'm really not all that violent. I've never really held a knife, however, so I've got no choice but not be violent.

G-Spark, on Oct 26 2008, 09:24 PM, said:

ADHD is not a life ruiner.
By "life ruiner" I meant something like paralysis or castration.

Rickton, on Oct 26 2008, 07:29 PM, said:

That would be a bit more than a "ruiner", in my book. More like an "ender".

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At least say "Hi" back after someone says it to you. Such a small gesture of kindness is what can lead to new friends. Since girls will say hi to strangers more than guys will, this also has a chance of getting you a girlfriend.

STORY YOU SHOULDN'T CARE ABOUT: Unless the 1st string QB is saying it to you, 'cause if you say "hi" back he'll laugh at you for some twisted reason. It's happened to me before (more than once), and I always feel sick when I think about it. I can't really think of a good reason why you would laugh at a guy just being nice and saying "hi" back. The joke's always been on me though...

I've noticed, whenever I refrain from talking to her, or just completely ignoring her, she generally opens up to me.

Is there some sort of explanation for this?

Women love to be ignored, and otherwise treated like s###.

Makes no sense, if you ask me. Absolutely no sense.

It means that gentlemen like us can't ever get a decent girlfriend.

JacaByte, on Oct 26 2008, 08:02 PM, said:

Well if you consider yourself a gentleman, then you need to look for ladies, which I will admit are few and far between.

Damn....

Ah, so now we're onto the topic of ladyfriends?...

You take the ladies, I'll stick with the dames.
Dames with nice gams. And that's the low down, pally.

Rickton, on Oct 26 2008, 09:21 PM, said:

That almost sounds like the lyrics to a song. Any coincidence there?

Nah, I just made it up.
But you're giving me ideas now.

This post has been edited by Rickton: 26 October 2008 - 11:26 PM

Look, before they'll like you for being an ######, you have to be good looking first. That's the basic rule, pure and simple.

You can have them dames, Ricky. My sights are set for the ladies.
Ladies with good spirit. And that's the low down, pally.

ephrin, on Oct 27 2008, 12:21 AM, said:

This could be a very complicated task. How might I go about looking better without cutting my hair? (Yes, I'm already working on the acne....)

Cosmetic surgery doesn't necessarily involve a hair cut.

It should probably include a full head replacement in our man Z's case.

-Pufer