Bright ideas post yours today!
#1
Posted 30 May 2008 - 08:55 PM
Or maybe you've got an idea to resolve a problem in the world, like the Sponge Tom Industries Regional Climate Control!
This device is designed to stop global warming, one area at a time. It is a giant air conditioning unit, so huge and powerful, that it can take a country the size of Mexico back to it's natural temperature in just a few days! You may be wondering, "Where would the money come from?". Well that's easy! Where it always comes from! Or maybe you're wondering where the power comes from. Well, we have the answer: where everything else comes from. China!
A huge, human-driven dynamo generator sends the needed power to the AC unit via underground cables. We've made a simple sketch for you to study.
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We are also proud to present the ladder of the future! Between the two main...parts, is a belt, similar to those things at the Wal-Mart check-out booths you've always wanted to control. But this one is different. The belt contains specially designed footholds equipped with pressure-detecting sensors, so all you have to do is step on, and the ladder gets you where you need to go!
So post your bright ideas, so that others may claim them as their own and eat the fruit of your mind!
I shat a bottle of rope.
#2
Posted 30 May 2008 - 10:28 PM
-Thomas Jefferson
#3
Posted 31 May 2008 - 12:02 AM
taxis connected to the electric bus lines would be pretty effective i think, as most people taking taxis are heading through the city.
-布袋
#4
Posted 31 May 2008 - 09:59 AM
#5
Posted 31 May 2008 - 08:05 PM
Sponge Tom, on May 30 2008, 09:55 PM, said:
Ice cubes are really quite overused. There's really no reason to put more than three or four in even a large drink if your liquid is properly cooled, and three or four shouldn't significantly water down the drink.
#6
Posted 31 May 2008 - 10:54 PM
-Pufer
#7
Posted 01 June 2008 - 09:37 AM
But when it comes to water, pile that ###### in baby!
#8
Posted 01 June 2008 - 10:08 AM
Also, that giant AC maching wouldn't work because AC units, at theoretical best, can't actually produce cold (remove heat), they can only move heat around (say, from inside to outside). Law of energy conservation. The AC unit would need to expel the heat to space, which wouldn't work so well as heat needs a medium to travel through, and space is pretty vacuum-y.
Modern AC units actually end up producing heat, but they just dump it outside.
This post has been edited by LNSU: 01 June 2008 - 10:09 AM
#10
Posted 01 June 2008 - 06:52 PM
LNSU, on Jun 1 2008, 10:08 AM, said:
Also, that giant AC maching wouldn't work because AC units, at theoretical best, can't actually produce cold (remove heat), they can only move heat around (say, from inside to outside). Law of energy conservation. The AC unit would need to expel the heat to space, which wouldn't work so well as heat needs a medium to travel through, and space is pretty vacuum-y.
Modern AC units actually end up producing heat, but they just dump it outside.
And you could make something that takes heated air and pulls it through some sort of coolant then spits it back out.
#11
Posted 01 June 2008 - 07:22 PM
#12
Posted 01 June 2008 - 08:58 PM
#13
Posted 01 June 2008 - 08:58 PM
And where would that coolant get cold from? why, from making other things hot! Unless you want to somehow transport that heated matter to space and eject it there, good luck. Also, ejecting large amounts of hot stuff into space isn't so great, because then you are ejecting bits of the earth into space, which will (if enough stuff is sent out) reduce the mass of the earth significantly enough to have some effect.
#14
Posted 01 June 2008 - 09:15 PM
#15
Posted 01 June 2008 - 10:30 PM
G-Spark, on Jun 1 2008, 10:15 PM, said:
I'd rethink that plan.
#17
Posted 03 June 2008 - 05:50 AM
*Morality puke over*
#19
Posted 03 June 2008 - 03:32 PM
Jeremiah, on Jun 3 2008, 06:50 AM, said:
Well in Australia's case they drink beer.
#20 Guest_Swithich_*
Posted 26 June 2008 - 12:40 AM
LNSU, on Jun 1 2008, 06:58 PM, said:
And where would that coolant get cold from? why, from making other things hot! Unless you want to somehow transport that heated matter to space and eject it there, good luck. Also, ejecting large amounts of hot stuff into space isn't so great, because then you are ejecting bits of the earth into space, which will (if enough stuff is sent out) reduce the mass of the earth significantly enough to have some effect.
It could actually work if the coolant (say water or another gas) was forced into a cooler place. Say if this massive ac unit had a hole to drop condensation far into the Earth. Then the heat would be transfered from gas, to liquid, to solid, and since solids can take a large quantity of heat, without changing form you have a viable solution. There are of course other problems with is solution, primarily the power part, but I like the idea of solar powered ac units, that really is a good idea. The will run at full when you need it most. I prefer the three story house method, however, window open in the basement, two sets of stairs to the attic, and a window open in the attic. Good old transfer of thermal energy.
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#25
Posted 12 July 2008 - 02:17 PM
It's really really old. Not really old like the ones with knobs and stuff that are really really really old but it's got to be at least 17-20 years old. I'm not real sure, but it's around there. I'll ask someone who knows.
Every once and a while it will refuse to shut off completely. I will still see picture and such, but channel changing as well as sound and access to other options such as tint and color are eliminated. It won't turn off until I:
1. Press the power button as hard as I can repeatedly which I now refuse to do. Both of the channel changing buttons have been pushed inside the panel and change is impossible without the remote.
2. Press the power button repeatedly. Also refuse to do for any period of time more than ten seconds.
3. Unplug the TV. This works best but may actually be the problem. The plug is a little messed up right now so even a little pressure will cause it to become unplugged.
In short: I need a new television.