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Grammer Nazi Can I resume?

#76 User is offline   G-Spark 

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Posted 30 March 2008 - 07:27 PM

I miss what I'm aiming at 8-9 out of ten times.

Like I said. My aim is unmatched. Go around the world and ask ten million people and you won't find someone with aim as bad as me. :P
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Posted 30 March 2008 - 10:17 PM

View PostCaptain Zaphod Beeblebrox, on Mar 30 2008, 03:28 PM, said:

I'd say it ends up in space, becoming the victim of any astronaut's space pee.


But then you've hit something.

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Posted 30 March 2008 - 10:22 PM

Not if every penny weaves between all the pee. Then it's stuck in a vacuum.
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Posted 30 March 2008 - 11:36 PM

Nothing is stuck in a vacuum.

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Posted 30 March 2008 - 11:43 PM

View PostPufer, on Mar 30 2008, 09:36 PM, said:

Nothing is stuck in a vacuum.

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When the vacuum bags get overfull they get stuck sometimes. They also smell horrible. This is only confirmed for self-propelled Hoover models.
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Posted 30 March 2008 - 11:53 PM

I have a twelve billion pound Kirby Tradition from 1979. It sucks like a champ, but it damn near bursts into flame when it eats a belt.

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Posted 31 March 2008 - 12:04 AM

View PostPufer, on Mar 30 2008, 08:36 PM, said:

Nothing is stuck in a vacuum.

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I've gotten a book stuck, before.
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Posted 31 March 2008 - 05:53 AM

Whee, fireworks.
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Posted 31 March 2008 - 06:47 PM

Fireworks are fun.
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Posted 31 March 2008 - 08:15 PM

View PostSponge Tom, on Mar 31 2008, 07:47 PM, said:

Fireworks are fun.

Not when they're stuck in a vacuum



Especially when they're stuck in a vacuum.
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Posted 31 March 2008 - 10:41 PM

Or when the fireworks are attached to the vacuum.
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Posted 31 March 2008 - 11:17 PM

I'm not sure if fireworks are especially fun. Nice to look at and all, but I'm not sure how much fun that is.

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Posted 01 April 2008 - 02:17 PM

View PostPufer, on Apr 1 2008, 12:17 AM, said:

I'm not sure if fireworks are especially fun. Nice to look at and all, but I'm not sure how much fun that is.

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No, no, no! You don't look at fireworks, you blow stuff up with them. Destroying grass is fun!
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Posted 01 April 2008 - 04:42 PM

Bonfires are good too. Except when you stand too close and it burns your eyelids off.
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Posted 01 April 2008 - 08:13 PM

View PostJeremiah, on Apr 1 2008, 09:42 PM, said:

Bonfires are good too. Except when you stand too close and it burns your eyelids off.

I think you mean eyebrows or eyelashes. I hope you mean eyebrows or eyelashes.
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Posted 01 April 2008 - 11:41 PM

He clearly means eyelids. I hate it when that happens.

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Posted 02 April 2008 - 01:53 AM

Luckily mine are flame retardant!

That's more than one kind of flame, I might add :P
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Posted 02 April 2008 - 07:30 AM

View PostPufer, on Apr 2 2008, 04:41 AM, said:

He clearly means eyelids.

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That is correct.

Half the fun of a good fire is throwing random things into it to see how they explode. Like a gas lighter and a large bundle of hay for instance. WHOOOOP!
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Posted 02 April 2008 - 07:40 AM

View PostJeremiah, on Apr 2 2008, 08:30 AM, said:

Half the fun of a good fire is throwing random things into it to see how they explode. Like a gas lighter and a large bundle of hay for instance. WHOOOOP!


Get a full can of spray paint, throw it in, AND RUN AWAY.
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Posted 02 April 2008 - 08:50 AM

Man, life really is so much better when you can't see Sponge Tom's posts.
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Posted 02 April 2008 - 09:14 AM

View PostRickton, on Apr 2 2008, 06:50 AM, said:

Man, life really is so much better when you can't see Sponge Tom's posts.

How I read this when I skipped over it quickly:

View PostRickton, on Apr 2 2008, 06:50 AM, said:

Man, life really is so much better when you can see Sponge Tom's posts.

I was gonna say RICKTON WHAT'S WRONG? Do you need some counseling? :P

EDIT: On second thought, you can block his posts by making him an "Ignored User." See your control panel for details.

This post has been edited by Rebelious: 02 April 2008 - 09:16 AM

... my other ride is an Ishiman Heavy Cruiser.

(x)enos. Awesome in a can. Without the can, though.

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Posted 02 April 2008 - 09:53 AM

Dry ice and a tin of paint is much more enjoyable. Especially when you throw a car in to the mix...
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Posted 02 April 2008 - 10:49 AM

View PostRebelious, on Apr 2 2008, 10:14 AM, said:

EDIT: On second thought, you can block his posts by making him an "Ignored User." See your control panel for details.

I know. That's what I did. That's how I know life is so much better now.
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Posted 02 April 2008 - 06:14 PM

View PostRickton, on Apr 2 2008, 09:50 AM, said:

Man, life really is so much better when you can't see Sponge Tom's posts.


Man, life really is so much better when you can see what people are saying, but they can't see what you're saying. Anyone in an intelligence agency will probably tell you that.

Of course, stuff that applies spying doesn't necessarily apply to web boards, but he'll still look stupid if I point something out, and in the very next post, he says the same thing as if it was his idea.

This post has been edited by Sponge Tom: 02 April 2008 - 06:14 PM

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Posted 02 April 2008 - 06:41 PM

But the chances of you both having the same thought are pretty slim. I mean that as a compliment to him, not to you. Just to be clear...
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