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Grammer Nazi Can I resume?
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Posted 25 March 2008 - 07:00 AM
Does bad guitar playing make you allergic to pennies?
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Posted 25 March 2008 - 10:08 AM
Yeah I fail to see what sacks of pennies and guitar playing have to do with each other. You're clearly not the Logic Nazi either.
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Posted 25 March 2008 - 12:24 PM
My brother was really irritating last night. Those pennies would have made it worse. 'Course, now that I think of it, I'm just glad most of it was spent tuning. 
He sucks at guitar.
He sucks at guitar.
Mein Hut, der hat drei Ecken
Drei Ecken hat mein Hut
Und hat er nicht drei Ecken
Dann ist es nicht mein Hut
Drei Ecken hat mein Hut
Und hat er nicht drei Ecken
Dann ist es nicht mein Hut
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Posted 25 March 2008 - 06:29 PM
He just needs to learn. I could probably learn to play an electric guitar just by ear since music is something I catch onto really fast. I could learn myself if I had one that is.
Also Captain, I don't remember receiving or approving your resignation as Grammar Nazi. As far as we know you still are one. The election was for a new nazi not a replacement. Again. I don't remember receiving or approving your resignation nor will I.
Also Captain, I don't remember receiving or approving your resignation as Grammar Nazi. As far as we know you still are one. The election was for a new nazi not a replacement. Again. I don't remember receiving or approving your resignation nor will I.
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Posted 26 March 2008 - 12:29 AM
Sweet! I get to be the Grammar version of Hitler! (as opposed to the Jew version)
Of course, this means I have to watch my grammar (and spelling, for that matter) everywhere I go.
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Ahh, it'll be good for me.
Of course, this means I have to watch my grammar (and spelling, for that matter) everywhere I go.
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Everywhere!
Ahh, it'll be good for me.
Mein Hut, der hat drei Ecken
Drei Ecken hat mein Hut
Und hat er nicht drei Ecken
Dann ist es nicht mein Hut
Drei Ecken hat mein Hut
Und hat er nicht drei Ecken
Dann ist es nicht mein Hut
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Posted 26 March 2008 - 01:40 AM
The Jew version of Hitler? What the hell are you talking about?
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Posted 26 March 2008 - 02:44 AM
can i just say, that if you imagine everything CZB says in a HomeStarRunner voice, it all starts to make sense?
that was very hard to type, i was trying to contain my laughter.
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that was very hard to type, i was trying to contain my laughter.
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Posted 26 March 2008 - 08:40 AM
Yesterday has past and today is a new today, which is a today that is not yesterday, for then it would not be today's today.
Zaphod, we're gonna hit you with sacks of pennies now.
Zaphod, we're gonna hit you with sacks of pennies now.
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Posted 26 March 2008 - 08:57 AM
DO YOU HAS? 
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(x)enos. Awesome in a can. Without the can, though.
(x)enos. Awesome in a can. Without the can, though.
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Posted 26 March 2008 - 12:40 PM
daowei, on Mar 25 2008, 11:44 PM, said:
can i just say, that if you imagine everything CZB says in a HomeStarRunner voice, it all starts to make sense?
that was very hard to type, i was trying to contain my laughter.
SRSLY!
that was very hard to type, i was trying to contain my laughter.
SRSLY!
Very true. I only went through these two posts on this page, but it's freakin' hilarious!
Mein Hut, der hat drei Ecken
Drei Ecken hat mein Hut
Und hat er nicht drei Ecken
Dann ist es nicht mein Hut
Drei Ecken hat mein Hut
Und hat er nicht drei Ecken
Dann ist es nicht mein Hut
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Posted 26 March 2008 - 03:46 PM
daowei, on Mar 26 2008, 03:44 AM, said:
can i just say, that if you imagine everything CZB says in a HomeStarRunner voice, it all starts to make sense?
that was very hard to type, i was trying to contain my laughter.
SRSLY!
that was very hard to type, i was trying to contain my laughter.
SRSLY!
Woah!
You're right!
I guess so.
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Posted 26 March 2008 - 04:50 PM
Absolutely. Even though I don't know what you're talking about.
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Posted 26 March 2008 - 04:57 PM
Kinda sad, isn't it? I pretty much act like Homestar.
Mein Hut, der hat drei Ecken
Drei Ecken hat mein Hut
Und hat er nicht drei Ecken
Dann ist es nicht mein Hut
Drei Ecken hat mein Hut
Und hat er nicht drei Ecken
Dann ist es nicht mein Hut
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Posted 26 March 2008 - 09:48 PM
If you think of me as Homestar, you wouldn't even come near me with those pennies because Homestar doesn't wear pants!
Mein Hut, der hat drei Ecken
Drei Ecken hat mein Hut
Und hat er nicht drei Ecken
Dann ist es nicht mein Hut
Drei Ecken hat mein Hut
Und hat er nicht drei Ecken
Dann ist es nicht mein Hut
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Posted 26 March 2008 - 10:28 PM
Captain Zaphod Beeblebrox, on Mar 27 2008, 10:48 AM, said:
If you think of me as Homestar, you wouldn't even come near me with those pennies because Homestar doesn't wear pants!
see what i mean?
did that make sense to anyone?
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Posted 27 March 2008 - 12:32 AM
I'm a bit behind (as in I've seen all of two episodes) in my Homestar. Is he still dating a penis with a ponytail?
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Posted 28 March 2008 - 03:49 PM
Captain Zaphod Beeblebrox, on Mar 26 2008, 10:48 PM, said:
If you think of me as Homestar, you wouldn't even come near me with those pennies because Homestar doesn't wear pants!
Who said I'd have to come near you?
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Posted 28 March 2008 - 04:27 PM
You do know that if you throw that, I get all the pennies and cash it in to make one dollar, right?
Mein Hut, der hat drei Ecken
Drei Ecken hat mein Hut
Und hat er nicht drei Ecken
Dann ist es nicht mein Hut
Drei Ecken hat mein Hut
Und hat er nicht drei Ecken
Dann ist es nicht mein Hut
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Posted 28 March 2008 - 06:45 PM
I'd bunch several together and throw them at your eye. My aim is unmatched. Just make sure that if you don't want to get hit make sure that I'm aiming for you. I made up some really random but pretty accurate figues.
Hit to miss ratio - 1/9
Actual number of hits per hit - .5
Number of hits where it bounces off something else - .5
So I miss 90% of the time, I hit 5% of the time and it bounces off something and hits another 5% of the time.
So remember. If I'm aiming at you, you're pretty safe.
Hit to miss ratio - 1/9
Actual number of hits per hit - .5
Number of hits where it bounces off something else - .5
So I miss 90% of the time, I hit 5% of the time and it bounces off something and hits another 5% of the time.
So remember. If I'm aiming at you, you're pretty safe.
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Posted 29 March 2008 - 02:16 AM
So don't aim at him. Your aim will improve.
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Posted 29 March 2008 - 11:34 PM
If you aim at anything will you miss everything 9/10 times? If so, where does the thrown item end up at?
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Posted 30 March 2008 - 04:28 PM
I'd say it ends up in space, becoming the victim of any astronaut's space pee.
Mein Hut, der hat drei Ecken
Drei Ecken hat mein Hut
Und hat er nicht drei Ecken
Dann ist es nicht mein Hut
Drei Ecken hat mein Hut
Und hat er nicht drei Ecken
Dann ist es nicht mein Hut
