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King of ATT time to become more ridiculous

#1 Sponge Tom

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Posted 03 March 2008 - 06:41 PM

Posters of ATT, it is time we choose a king. A king of ATT. But not a normal king. No, we, as ATT, must elect a king.
There will be no poll. People will simply throw in their votes.

Duties of the king of ATT:
Get elected.

Things the king of ATT gets to do:
Say he's the king of ATT.

That is all. Cast your votes. I vote for mrxak.

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#2 dude3

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Posted 03 March 2008 - 09:26 PM

Kings aren't elected. They're appointed. By God. And ours was. And his name is Laguna.

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#3 Sponge Tom

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Posted 03 March 2008 - 10:00 PM

dude3, on Mar 3 2008, 09:26 PM, said:

Kings aren't elected. They're appointed.

But we're the ATT. We don't do things normally.

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#4 Captain Zaphod Beeblebrox

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Posted 03 March 2008 - 10:25 PM

I say that trash can behind me should be king.

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Drei Ecken hat mein Hut
Und hat er nicht drei Ecken
Dann ist es nicht mein Hut

#5 Pufer

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Posted 04 March 2008 - 12:23 AM

dude3, on Mar 3 2008, 07:26 PM, said:

Kings aren't elected. They're appointed. By God. And ours was. And his name is Laguna.

What does that make SA?

-Pufer

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Posted 04 March 2008 - 04:09 AM

Pufer, on Mar 4 2008, 05:23 AM, said:

What does that make SA?

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Ssssh. I'm trying to be an éminence grise.

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#7 Jeremiah

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Posted 04 March 2008 - 04:42 AM

Every King needs a Queen. Cast your votes.

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#8 Mispeled

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Posted 04 March 2008 - 06:58 AM

Every king should have a jester. We should have jester elections!

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#9 JacaByte

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Posted 04 March 2008 - 06:01 PM

We're all jesters, you fool!

#10 Mispeled

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Posted 04 March 2008 - 06:30 PM

Then the jesters should have a king. We should have king elections!

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#11 Sponge Tom

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Posted 04 March 2008 - 06:34 PM

Mispeled, on Mar 4 2008, 06:30 PM, said:

Then the jesters should have a king. We should have king elections!

Great idea!

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#12 dude3

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Posted 04 March 2008 - 07:20 PM

Pufer, on Mar 4 2008, 02:23 AM, said:

What does that make SA?

-Pufer

The "democratically" "elected" SA "government" is a front created to preserve the illusion of individual agency while maintaining the hierarchical systems of oppression that have shackled the denizens of ATT for the better part of the last decade. Only the naive believe that meaningful change can be effected through such a puppet.

#13 Sponge Tom

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Posted 04 March 2008 - 08:12 PM

dude3, on Mar 4 2008, 07:20 PM, said:

Yes, but what if the puppet revolts?

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#14 Rickton

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Posted 04 March 2008 - 09:14 PM

Stop trying so hard. Please.

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#15 Sponge Tom

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Posted 04 March 2008 - 10:01 PM

Sounds like puppet talk to me.

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#16 Cippy

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Posted 04 March 2008 - 11:15 PM

I always thought of SA and Laguna as the dictators that keep us in our place. Well, SA is more of a sheriff, holding to the rules. Laguna is simply more of an executioner.

Whatever our system is, it works.

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#17 JacaByte

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Posted 06 March 2008 - 06:09 PM

It's a guillotine.

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Posted 06 March 2008 - 09:05 PM

Yes, everything is making sense now...
We can't have a king unless the king has a guillotine! So we need to elect the guillotine first.

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#19 Avatara

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Posted 06 March 2008 - 09:36 PM

I nominate Laguna.

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#20 vecoriwen

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Posted 07 March 2008 - 12:42 AM

I move to break the sexism of monarchy and nominate myself.

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#21 Eegras Studios

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Posted 07 March 2008 - 07:35 AM

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I would stop if I were you.

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#22 Solid

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Posted 07 March 2008 - 11:29 AM

ATT is like a villiage full of people more or less living at their own will within a kind of biosphere. What makes this interesting is that, outside that biosphere are the ever powerful spectres of SA and Laguna, and when they are not pleased by denziens of their artificial world, they strike with sound, loving justice to return order to their people.

But if were going to have a king, were going to need a castle.
Lets nominate a castle first.

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#23 vecoriwen

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Posted 07 March 2008 - 11:37 AM

I nominate this one.

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I would stop if I were you.

I my first order of business will be to exile you.

I kid, I kid. But, seriously. I don't think he knows who I am?

Can you imagine if I was deranged?

#24 Avatara

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Posted 07 March 2008 - 01:08 PM

I don't know who he is, but at least he likes ReBoot, so he can't be all that bad. I think.

#25 Sponge Tom

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Posted 07 March 2008 - 07:36 PM

Excellent idea everyone. We do need a castle. And vecoriwen's find will work perfectly. But it must be reinforced and plated with steel and titanium. We must mount QLBT and EBT batteries on it. We will also need Hellhound missile and EMP torpedo silos. We will supply it with 5 Federation Carrier shield generators, 8 Rebel viper bays, and 4 Anaconda bays.
So it's perfect. That will be the castle.

But we also need a nearby garrison for the defense fleet in case someone attacks our biosphere...
Okay, our next order of business is to elect the garrison.

You don't know who Eragas is, or you don't know who I am?

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