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Bacon!

Poll: Bacon? (39 member(s) have cast votes)

WELL?

  1. Yes (7 votes [17.95%])

    Percentage of vote: 17.95%

  2. No (9 votes [23.08%])

    Percentage of vote: 23.08%

  3. YES, BY GOD!!! (23 votes [58.97%])

    Percentage of vote: 58.97%

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#251 User is offline   Pufer 

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Posted 11 April 2008 - 10:03 PM

View PostThe Journalist, on Apr 11 2008, 07:07 PM, said:

I really prefer manual cars, but, paradoxically, I also love Buicks. Dilemma.


I didn't think anyone but 80 year old women loved Buicks. :P

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Posted 12 April 2008 - 09:04 AM

View PostPufer, on Apr 11 2008, 11:03 PM, said:

I didn't think anyone but 80 year old women loved Buicks. :P


Actually, my grandma was 79.
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Posted 12 April 2008 - 11:18 AM

View PostSponge Tom, on Apr 11 2008, 03:33 PM, said:

Tie her to a chair and force feed her nothing but bugs until she gets used to it. Then give her bacon.

I like Pufer's idea better.

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Posted 12 April 2008 - 03:13 PM

View PostPufer, on Apr 11 2008, 08:03 PM, said:

I didn't think anyone but 80 year old women loved Buicks. :P

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Quite a few people think that. But, for some reason, I really enjoy them.
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Posted 13 April 2008 - 07:51 AM

View PostDestroyer E, on Apr 12 2008, 12:18 PM, said:

I want to learn how to drive stick someday.

That's something I can help you with.
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Posted 21 June 2008 - 12:22 PM

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Posted 21 June 2008 - 01:03 PM

My arteries are hardening just looking at that.
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Posted 21 June 2008 - 01:17 PM

It's like eating a burger, minus the inconvenience of chewing, swallowing, and digesting.

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Posted 21 June 2008 - 07:17 PM

Bacon = heavenly food. Seriously. I must have bacon once every week.
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Posted 22 June 2008 - 09:46 AM

View Postking_of_manticores, on Jun 21 2008, 08:17 PM, said:

Bacon = heavenly food. Seriously. I must have bacon once every week.

You must? What happens if you don't?
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Posted 22 June 2008 - 11:05 AM

View PostRickton, on Jun 23 2008, 12:46 AM, said:

You must? What happens if you don't?


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Posted 22 June 2008 - 12:44 PM

No, he has a terminal bacon discognation. Much nastier than an aneurysm.

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Posted 22 June 2008 - 07:14 PM

View PostRickton, on Jun 22 2008, 07:46 AM, said:

You must? What happens if you don't?

Life will not look good on that day.
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Posted 22 June 2008 - 10:45 PM

What does life usually look like? Does it have big ears?

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Posted 23 June 2008 - 10:06 AM

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What does life usually look like? Does it have big ears?


No, large feet. For speeding by faster than you'd like.

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Posted 23 June 2008 - 07:21 PM

Let's just say... bad luck. If I describe further, a gloom will settle over everyone.
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Posted 24 June 2008 - 01:40 AM

I prefer gloom. Brightness taxes my corneas.

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Posted 24 June 2008 - 09:30 AM

Why not take the next step and go to total darkness? Much more relaxing.

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Posted 24 June 2008 - 10:44 AM

I disconnected all the lights in my office at work.

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Posted 24 June 2008 - 10:50 AM

Makes perfect sense. Light is overrated.

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Posted 24 June 2008 - 04:53 PM

View PostShlimazel, on Jun 24 2008, 08:50 AM, said:

Makes perfect sense. Light is overrated.

And also, the ninjas will reign the night! Something that is very beneficial to the lowering of crime. :P
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Posted 25 June 2008 - 02:12 AM

View PostShlimazel, on Jun 24 2008, 03:50 PM, said:

Light is overrated.


I need light to keep my watch's battery topped up.
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Posted 28 June 2008 - 10:13 AM

Obviously that means that you need to buy a better watch.

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Posted 28 June 2008 - 10:16 PM

View PostShlimazel, on Jun 23 2008, 08:06 AM, said:

No, large feet. For speeding by faster than you'd like.

Unless it is swimming, I don't think big feet would really help life go faster. Heavily and clumsier and all that.

View PostShlimazel, on Jun 24 2008, 08:50 AM, said:

Makes perfect sense. Light is overrated.

Sometimes when I'm in a dimly lit room for awhile I get kinda anxious and antsy until I can get to somewhere that is properly lit. Especially if I've been inside all day. Actually, I kinda feel like that right now. *get up and leaves*

This post has been edited by Veritus Dartarion: 28 June 2008 - 10:28 PM

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Posted 29 June 2008 - 12:19 AM

View PostShlimazel, on Jun 28 2008, 09:13 AM, said:

Obviously that means that you need to buy a better watch.


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