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That's right I'm making a topic to commemerate my 1000th post.
What should my title be instead of member?
1000 That's right I finally did it. what should my title be?
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Posted 30 September 2007 - 07:51 PM
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Posted 30 September 2007 - 08:13 PM
Just take your cue from my sig! You can either be a Dragon With Amoebic Dysentery, or the Phantom of the Opera.
Hope this helps.
Hope this helps.
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Posted 30 September 2007 - 11:04 PM
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Posted 01 October 2007 - 05:37 AM
######.
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Posted 01 October 2007 - 06:20 PM
SoItBegins, on Oct 1 2007, 12:45 AM, said:
"The Upright Man"? Do we have a Krondor fan here?
As if my name alone wasn't a dead giveaway. I don't suppose you bothered to read the entire saga, starting with Magician: Apprentice.
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Posted 01 October 2007 - 07:29 PM
Ashen-Shugar, on Oct 1 2007, 04:20 PM, said:
As if my name alone wasn't a dead giveaway. I don't suppose you bothered to read the entire saga, starting with Magician: Apprentice.
Not... exactly. I first got introduced by Betrayal at Krondor (the computer game), then I read Krondor: The Betrayal, Krondor: The Assassins, and Krondor: Tear of the Gods. Good series.
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Posted 02 October 2007 - 12:34 AM
Really? That series was good?
I've heard that they were shoddy compared to the rest of Feist's work, namely the Magician saga and its follow-up sagas. I'd recommend them all, especially the ones he co-authored; Daughter of the Empire, Servant of the Empire, Mistress of the Empire.
I've heard that they were shoddy compared to the rest of Feist's work, namely the Magician saga and its follow-up sagas. I'd recommend them all, especially the ones he co-authored; Daughter of the Empire, Servant of the Empire, Mistress of the Empire.
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Posted 02 October 2007 - 03:23 PM
Still haven't decided on a title, mainly because I want to pick the right on for me the first time.
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Posted 02 October 2007 - 11:52 PM
I'm pretty sure there's bacterial dysentery as well. "Pretty sure" because I managed to get it a few years ago. Not fun, spent about a week in the bathroom.
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Posted 03 October 2007 - 01:00 AM
No. On the scale, there's
1. Diarrhea
2. Dysentery (i.e. serious diarrhea)
3. Amoebic Dysentery (i.e dysentery gone evil)
4. Montezuma's Revenge
Hey! That's it! You could call yourself Montezuma's Revenge!
1. Diarrhea
2. Dysentery (i.e. serious diarrhea)
3. Amoebic Dysentery (i.e dysentery gone evil)
4. Montezuma's Revenge
Hey! That's it! You could call yourself Montezuma's Revenge!
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Posted 03 October 2007 - 01:05 AM
Yeah. I got some sort of combo meal for lunch from Wendy's. I was alternating between bites of burger and fries and kept noting that something tasted a little off. Took a nibble of the burger. Nope, that was fine. Sip of Coke? Fine too. How 'bout a couple fries.
Internal conversation: "Hmm. What is that strange taste? Maybe another bite." <another bite> "Nope, still strange. Tastes sorta' like... Toilet? What the hell kind of taste is "toilet?" Beats me, but that's what these fries taste like. I think I'll give up on eating them."
About a day later I found out what tastes like "toilet." Dysentery-laced fecal matter in fries from Wendy's. Yum.
Thus concludes my dysentery story. The lesson: if you ever catch yourself thinking, "Hey, this tastes like toilet." you should probably induce vomiting right away as it's definitely preferable to the alternative. Oh yeah, and stay away from fries from Wendy's.
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Internal conversation: "Hmm. What is that strange taste? Maybe another bite." <another bite> "Nope, still strange. Tastes sorta' like... Toilet? What the hell kind of taste is "toilet?" Beats me, but that's what these fries taste like. I think I'll give up on eating them."
About a day later I found out what tastes like "toilet." Dysentery-laced fecal matter in fries from Wendy's. Yum.
Thus concludes my dysentery story. The lesson: if you ever catch yourself thinking, "Hey, this tastes like toilet." you should probably induce vomiting right away as it's definitely preferable to the alternative. Oh yeah, and stay away from fries from Wendy's.
-Pufer
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Posted 04 October 2007 - 01:43 PM
So far I haven't decided on a title, so, for now it stays as ???.
Pufer, I used to work at Wendy's as the fry cook and I can garentee that it is just that wendy's, not the one I worked in. They likely didn't change the oil for weeks to build up a bacterial load.
Pufer, I used to work at Wendy's as the fry cook and I can garentee that it is just that wendy's, not the one I worked in. They likely didn't change the oil for weeks to build up a bacterial load.
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Posted 04 October 2007 - 11:00 PM
SoItBegins, on Oct 3 2007, 02:00 AM, said:
No. On the scale, there's
1. Diarrhea
2. Dysentery (i.e. serious diarrhea)
3. Amoebic Dysentery (i.e dysentery gone evil)
4. Montezuma's Revenge
Hey! That's it! You could call yourself Montezuma's Revenge!
1. Diarrhea
2. Dysentery (i.e. serious diarrhea)
3. Amoebic Dysentery (i.e dysentery gone evil)
4. Montezuma's Revenge
Hey! That's it! You could call yourself Montezuma's Revenge!
Salmonella's pretty ######ed up. You have diarrhea, and just as you're finished you turn around and puke in the toilet too. And then you have more diarrhea.
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Posted 14 October 2007 - 04:54 AM
go to the band name generator. It probably won't help, but it's funny.
And the winner of the text only entry goes to CrazyChick for "Watch for B&B on bridge." Encountering the B&B anywhere is dangerous enough. Throwing a bridge into the recipe is an equation for disaster. - Ragashingo
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Posted 14 October 2007 - 10:00 AM
How about "Dumb Enough to Make a '1000 Posts' Topic?"
It fits, and it's a whole lot better than my title.
It fits, and it's a whole lot better than my title.
This post has been edited by grunk: 14 October 2007 - 10:01 AM
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