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#26 User is offline   The Apple Cøre 

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Posted 13 September 2007 - 10:04 PM

Watch Red vs. Blue.

If you're at work, with headphones.
You put what in my Power Mac?
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Posted 13 September 2007 - 11:21 PM

View Postmoonunit4eva, on Sep 13 2007, 04:26 PM, said:

You should write to Rainn Wilson and try and convince him to keep you company. That'd be insane...


I wouldn't do that based purely on how his name is spelled. Sure, good actor and all, but that's no excuse.

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Posted 14 September 2007 - 02:17 AM

View PostMackilroy, on Sep 13 2007, 03:09 PM, said:

Read xkcd.


Always a good idea, but there's not too many of them, it will not last very long as a distraction.
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Posted 14 September 2007 - 04:47 AM

If you're a D & D player, I'd highly recommend The Order Of The Stick. If you know D & D the jokes will be a lot funnier! He's on a hiatus at the moment, so now would be a good time to catch up.
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Posted 14 September 2007 - 06:34 PM

Order of the Stick is really hilarious even if you don't know too much about D&D, I expect.
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Posted 15 September 2007 - 05:38 AM

True, but you'll get a lot more of the jokes the more you do know.
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Posted 17 September 2007 - 07:03 PM

Linky:
http://www.nuklearpo...php?date=010302

View Postmoonunit4eva, on Aug 27 2007, 12:45 AM, said:

Nah.. the romance novels have a special place in our hearts.

Yeah, but erotica has a special place between our legs.
(Prog)metalhead and voidian

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You'll never take me alive
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Posted 17 September 2007 - 07:08 PM

...

:P

Disturbingly funny.
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Posted 17 September 2007 - 07:25 PM

What, the 8 bit theatre thing?
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Posted 17 September 2007 - 07:32 PM

Umm >_> yeah :P
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Posted 17 September 2007 - 07:34 PM

I spent WAY too much time reading about 100 of those... still have the one I was one bookmarked. I need some more time, those things are awesome.
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Posted 19 September 2007 - 12:47 AM

View PostKedFiller, on Sep 17 2007, 05:03 PM, said:

Yeah, but erotica has a special place between our legs.


Best. Retort. Ever.
Hyperbole is the best thing ever!

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Posted 19 September 2007 - 11:44 PM

That's what she said?
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Posted 20 September 2007 - 03:51 PM

You said it...
You put what in my Power Mac?
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
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Posted 22 September 2007 - 03:20 AM

View PostThe Apple Cøre, on Sep 13 2007, 09:04 PM, said:

Watch Red vs. Blue.

If you're at work, with headphones.


Indeed. Indeed.

My other suggestion of an awesome thing to do "At The Office" is put people's stuff (staplers, mugs) in jell-o.
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Posted 23 September 2007 - 12:28 AM

Or you could just steal the staplers and mugs so you can set up a lucrative side business in the office supplies black market.

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Posted 24 September 2007 - 04:01 AM

Or you could just set up your evil organization and eventually dominate the galaxy! Bwahahaha!


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Posted 01 October 2007 - 09:11 PM

Wait.. then what did?
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Posted 02 October 2007 - 12:40 AM

This one.
Hyperbole is the best thing ever!

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Posted 02 October 2007 - 12:50 AM

That joke didn't even make any sense...
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Posted 05 October 2007 - 02:35 PM

This guy's a crackhead...
Hyperbole is the best thing ever!

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Posted 07 October 2007 - 10:27 PM

He sure likes to talk about food..
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