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Attention Residents of Northern Nevada

#1 User is offline   dude3 

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Posted 01 June 2007 - 02:11 AM

It has recently come to my attention that after the next Census rolls around, we're going to get screwed in the Legislative Reapportionment. Seriously. Right now it looks like we stand to lose two Assembly seats and one Senate seat. Furthermore, we'll have to share our Representative district with even more of the South. As one reportere said, the Legislature will become nothing more than "a glorified Clark County Commission". In the near future, Washoe County will have little more relevancy than the Rurals. If we can't even hold sway in our own state, where can we?
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Posted 01 June 2007 - 05:44 AM

Ha ha.
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Posted 01 June 2007 - 11:40 AM

I thought we were growing... rapidly?
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Posted 01 June 2007 - 01:32 PM

We've managed about 60% growth since 1990, but we just don't have the numbers to compete with Vegas.
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Posted 01 June 2007 - 11:23 PM

You could hold sway in New Mexico. We could use some legal brothels out here.

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Posted 01 June 2007 - 11:58 PM

We don't actually have any in Reno. I'm not sure if this is good or bad.
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Posted 02 June 2007 - 09:49 AM

I have always thought if there was a way to move somewhere else easily and temporarily, you could actually move into a "battleground state" and vote there to make a real difference. Because Florida was like 6 votes off in 2000.
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Posted 02 June 2007 - 11:31 PM

Nevada is home to the Armpit of America. I think we deserve those seats.
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Posted 03 June 2007 - 12:39 AM

Reno is the armpit and Vegas the crotch.

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Posted 03 June 2007 - 01:18 AM

Home means Nevada all right..
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Posted 03 June 2007 - 02:57 AM

I always thought Texas was the armpit of America. At least in Houston, it's hot, humid, wet, and very often stinks.
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Posted 03 June 2007 - 03:01 AM

Our armpit is backed by Old Spice. Take THAT Texas!
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Posted 03 June 2007 - 03:01 PM

Our armpit is full of tailgaters, mosquitoes, and various other things nobody likes.
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Posted 03 June 2007 - 03:46 PM

My armpit is full of armpit-colonizing bacteria and deoderant. Probably some leftover soap particles from my shower.
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Posted 03 June 2007 - 04:03 PM

View PostmWalk, on Jun 2 2007, 10:39 PM, said:

Reno is the armpit and Vegas the crotch.


Actually Battle Mountain is the Armpit. That makes Reno the liver.
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Posted 03 June 2007 - 04:31 PM

Cincinnati is more of an armpit than people realize. For example, did you know that Jerry Springer used to be mayor?
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Posted 03 June 2007 - 05:36 PM

View Postmoonunit4eva, on Jun 2 2007, 12:58 AM, said:

We don't actually have any in Reno. I'm not sure if this is good or bad.

There actually is one legal brothel in Sparks, but it's east of the river, which makes it Storey County and not Washoe.
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Posted 03 June 2007 - 10:50 PM

View PostMispeled, on Jun 3 2007, 03:31 PM, said:

Cincinnati is more of an armpit than people realize. For example, did you know that Jerry Springer used to be mayor?


Yeah, Cincinnati is a pretty crummy place.

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Posted 03 June 2007 - 10:58 PM

Seriously? Is it Wild Horse?
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Posted 03 June 2007 - 11:10 PM

¿Que?

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Posted 03 June 2007 - 11:31 PM

This?
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Posted 04 June 2007 - 12:57 AM

Ah, not responding to my post. I understand.

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Posted 04 June 2007 - 01:56 AM

Very funny. When I do something, I like to do it right, you know?
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Posted 04 June 2007 - 08:13 PM

No doubt...


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Posted 04 June 2007 - 08:20 PM

Like mowing the lawn. The end result is beautiful!
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