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Rather than posting a reply to every post in the forum's first page again, having been somewhat absent for a while, I'm going to do this. You can do it too, after. Simply reply in one sentence how you'd respond to every topic on the first page. Reply on topic, as I would. Only reply to open topics.

Word Association Football - Werecow.
Poll: The Office - The first time I saw the US version I thought it was retarded, but then I Netflixed the first season and I was amused thoroughly.
Internet pick-me-ups - The baby does not make me happy, just angry and bored.
I want to quit - Live your dream and GTFO!
Poll: Lynx... - Every time I see this topic title I get confused and think of text-based web browsers
Here's a funny picture - Seriously though, cows have magical healing power.
Autocomplete - "The Dirt on TV on the Mac".
There's something unusual going on - Every page counts as a view, I think... if topics get multiple pages (like, 500 or so), that could increase the count dramatically if people click through them all, or even a fraction.
My desk is messy - I'd have to find 4 separate pieces of technology somewhere in this room in order to post a pict of mine, which would only make me sleepy.
Dudes - Life is okay, actually quite good.
Hey kids! - Seriously though, the guy who made that picture got third degree burns on most of his face.
Why haven't I been getting my shipments? - Source?
I'm going to make an unusual topic - It's the only way to post.
14364 minutes - Maybe you should talk to an admin?
If you really think about it... - I haven't had a donut day for three weeks .
Mispeled has unusual posting habits - I think it's supposed to be my fault.
I need a urinal in my house - Where could you even find a urinal to install anyway, some kind of public building construction store?
Seventeen point four six. - Pie owns you.
The Official Thread for a most unusual game - What game is this anyway?
Poll: Avez-vous le goût? - jIyajbe'
So I'm 18... - You could be found guilty of statutory rape.
ATT Idle (Idol) - Make them record themselves singing, and then mock them ceaselessly!
Speaking from personal experience - Going to bed early, since you end up staying up just as late except tossing and turning instead of doing something useful or fun.



Consider yourselves mrxak'd.

The Alternative - mrxak turns me ON.

Don't make me actually reply to every topic now...

It's infinitely better than having to refer to each topic trying to find out the meaning of you lines.

Is it sad that I didn't need to refer back to the originals?

What?

JacaByte, on Mar 29 2007, 08:20 PM, said:

But then people whine too much.

In that case just don't post at all.

Become an inflatable monk and preach to the hordes of ants.

I support the previous suggestion.

-Pufer

The BnB has more ants. Go preach there.

Hehe, mrxak is getting told. I'm enjoying this...

*Lek sits back with some popcorn, enjoys the show*

*wanders off and eats laundry detergent*

Hehehe TJ

Oh, right. I was wondering when I would get this out again. The last time I got it out, my victim quite literally wasn't seen for months.

Dear: mrxak
[X] Clueless n00b
[_] Lamer
[_] Flamer
[X] Pervert [guilt by association with #ev3]
[_] Sexist
[X] Spammer
[_] Racist
[_] Idiot
[_] Dumbass
[X] Troller
[X] "Expert"
[_] Wannabe
[_] Waste of Life
[X] Other: mrxak, Invader from forum 22
[_] All of the above

You are being flamed because:
[_] You made an "Off-Topic" post.
[_] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand.
[X] You started a pointless thread.
[_] You bumped a pointless thread.
[_] Your post contained nothing but crap.
[_] You can't spell more than 3 words right.
[_] Your awful markup made the post unreadable.
[X] You made a useless assumption.
[_] You posted ALL IN CAPS FOR NO APPARENT REASON.
[_] YoU tYpEd SoMeThInG lAmE lIkE tHiS.
[_] You say you're "1337".
[_] You posted a topic that's been posted 23 times already.
[_] You're posting something illegal and will be banned anyway.
[_] You're asking for something illegal.

To repent, you must:
[X] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing.
[_] Stab yourself in the eye with a pen.
[_] Give up your internet account.
[_] Eat paint chips for the next 6 months.
[_] Tell your mommy to up your medication.
[_] Jump into a bathtub with a toaster.
[_] Actually post something relevant.
[X] Read and memorize the rules.
[_] Leave these boards forever.
[_] Print your home phone number.
[X] Simply shut up.
[_] All of the above

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[_] Blow me
[X] Get a life
[X] Never post again
[_] I pity your dog
[_] Your IQ must be 7
[_] Take your rejection somewhere else
[X] Learn to post
[_] Go jump into some industrial equipment
[_] All of the above

Hmm... not enough X's. It doesn't matter-Laguna will probably be around to add one.

This post has been edited by The Apple Cøre: 31 March 2007 - 12:24 PM

Heh. Your "In Closing" contradicts itself.

That's what she said...

That is what she said...

Quite.

mrxak's a girl?

I could swear we had that conversation already...

Probably. I don't remember. What was he?

I think we had decided that he was a girl. But I can't be sure what everyone else decided.

I'm a man, actually.

moonunit4eva, on Mar 29 2007, 09:12 PM, said:

Yes, it means that all your brains are belong to us.

mrxak, on Apr 2 2007, 02:58 AM, said:

Well said. Happy 13,000th, old man.