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Why haven't I been getting my shipments?

#1 User is offline   Lobster 

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Posted 06 March 2007 - 12:54 AM

Mackilroy claims he has been sending "innocent ATTers" to me. I have yet to receive any of these much-needed shipments. WHERE ARE YOU ATTers?

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Posted 06 March 2007 - 01:03 AM

Well, we were going to ship you CrazyChick, but when it turned out that she was living on the other side of the world, we realized that we'd have to wait until the next time SA goes home. We figure he can stop by on his way and smuggle her to you in a suitcase. Until then, we have a fine selection of beer to choose from in the fridge and some tasty rosemary-olive oil bread on the table. mrxak performs table dances thrice nightly, so bring some singles.

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Posted 06 March 2007 - 01:21 AM

Note to lobster: perhaps mWalk is strategically intercepting them?
At last he came to a door, with these words in glowing emeralds: THE END OF THE WORLD. He did not hesitate. He opened the door and stepped through.

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Posted 06 March 2007 - 02:32 AM

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Why must I be mentioned in every topic lobster posts in or makes. Its quite obvious why the shipments dont come. None of the ATTers are innocent.

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Posted 06 March 2007 - 02:22 PM

Oh that's why...
"THERE IS NOTHING MORE PRODUCTIVE THAN CHEESE!" -- mrxak

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Posted 06 March 2007 - 04:47 PM

It's obvious Lobster is collaborating with Lizard to build a massive army of conservative Lobstards!
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Posted 06 March 2007 - 06:12 PM

*winks at Lobster*

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Posted 06 March 2007 - 07:01 PM

Tharr be a spot a plunderin' methinks.

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Posted 06 March 2007 - 08:03 PM

None on ATT are innocent.
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Posted 06 March 2007 - 08:13 PM

View PostmWalk, on Mar 6 2007, 02:32 AM, said:

Why must I be mentioned in every topic lobster posts in or makes.


Because everyone knows we belong together. :P

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Posted 07 March 2007 - 12:58 AM

I'm not sure I want to be smuggled. I might consent if you give me chocolate. (hint hint)

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Posted 07 March 2007 - 01:03 AM

I hear you are not, in fact, "crazy." Is this true?

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Posted 07 March 2007 - 01:09 AM

You've been talking to Mackilroy, haven't you?
I am, in fact, "crazy". But you don't have to believe it, and neither does that pink elephant that just cartwheeled past.
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Posted 07 March 2007 - 01:15 AM

I have been talking to far more sinister characters. :P

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Posted 07 March 2007 - 01:17 AM

View PostCrazyChick, on Mar 7 2007, 01:09 AM, said:

You've been talking to Mackilroy, haven't you?
I am, in fact, "crazy". But you don't have to believe it, and neither does that pink elephant that just cartwheeled past.


You're not crazy. :P
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Posted 07 March 2007 - 01:21 AM

Nobody can be crazy.

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Posted 07 March 2007 - 01:24 AM

Except Pufer, the MAD ECONOMIST-PHILOSOPHER!

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Posted 07 March 2007 - 01:28 AM

What you say may be true, but it's crazy. :P

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Posted 07 March 2007 - 01:37 AM

Hey, I haven't told lobster a thing about you, CC. :P
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Posted 07 March 2007 - 02:01 AM

Good.
But I am crazy.
Someone who can come up with Villian's Tales must be crazy (although my cousins and my sister helped. We are planning on writing a sequel someday.)
I will PM it if you ask. Or I can start a topic with it.
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Posted 07 March 2007 - 02:03 PM

Labstard. What an interesting word...

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Posted 07 March 2007 - 02:09 PM

Insane people are the only sane ones in the world. The sane ones are the insane ones, you dig?

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Posted 07 March 2007 - 04:17 PM

View PostPufer, on Mar 6 2007, 06:03 AM, said:

Well, we were going to ship you CrazyChick, but when it turned out that she was living on the other side of the world, we realized that we'd have to wait until the next time SA goes home. We figure he can stop by on his way and smuggle her to you in a suitcase. Until then, we have a fine selection of beer to choose from in the fridge and some tasty rosemary-olive oil bread on the table. mrxak performs table dances thrice nightly, so bring some singles.

-Pufer


Sorry mate, it's going to be a little while before I'm back down south. On the other hand, I still have plenty of contacts in The Land of the Long White Cloud. I'm sure I could arrange for them to handle the whole smuggling deal, though we'd probably need money to pay off the Mongrel Mob.
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Posted 07 March 2007 - 04:55 PM

View PostJacaByte, on Mar 7 2007, 02:03 PM, said:

Labstard. What an interesting word...

Interesting? MORE LIKE FRIGHTENING
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Posted 08 March 2007 - 12:30 PM

View PostCrazyChick, on Mar 6 2007, 10:09 PM, said:

You've been talking to Mackilroy, haven't you?
I am, in fact, "crazy". But you don't have to believe it, and neither does that pink elephant that just cartwheeled past.

You're not crazy. You're going sane in a crazy world.
Why am I here? Why do I exist, and what is
my purpose in this universe?

(Answers: 'Cause you are. 'Cause you do. 'Cause I got a
shotgun, and you ain't got one.)

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