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Yeah, I see what you're doing. You're taking over Earth and stuff. You think you're cool. But you didn't see me coming, did ya. No, no ya didn't. I pwned your little Gaitori minions so hard they're still feeling it beyond the grave. I blew up their bases and all their pathetic noob ships. Next I'm coming for you, fool! I gots the Ishiman tech, and it's gonna wipe. you. out.
I'll be listening to F.R.E.D.'s Theme while I kick your ass from here to over there! Yo momma's will feel the hurtin' I'll put on you, despite being really fat and stupid. I bet I even blow up your stupid little gate ships too. Here comes the mrxak schoolbus, noobs! Here to school you! You want some of this? You'll get more than you can handle ugly-face! You'll be all like, "oh em gees, our ships are on fires" and then I'll be all like "booyah, in yo mother######ing faces!".
See you soon, love and kisses,
mrxak
P.S. Sucka got served.
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Posted 13 February 2007 - 03:24 PM
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Posted 13 February 2007 - 03:34 PM
What's wrong, Cantharan Order, too afraid to respond? Too afraid to face the ridicule? No wonder you pansy asses wouldn't face me in the first battles, too chicken.
Oh noes! Send the Gaitori minions to fight him! Don't hurt me mean mister mrxak!
Oh noes! Send the Gaitori minions to fight him! Don't hurt me mean mister mrxak!
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Posted 13 February 2007 - 04:10 PM
I'm sorry, we don't discuss Ares on the Ares Boards.
P.S. Salrilians rule
P.S. Salrilians rule
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 13 February 2007 - 04:16 PM
Yeah, Cantharans arr just easily manipulated puppets. Salrilians FTW!
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Posted 13 February 2007 - 11:02 PM
I think it's about time I payed my shareware fee. It's been about time I payed my shareware fee.
You put what in my Power Mac?
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
-Avatara, on the life cycle of ATT.
Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
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We're being overrun!
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
-Avatara, on the life cycle of ATT.
Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
-ephrin
Will not get involved in a creation/evolution debate.
We're being overrun!
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Posted 14 February 2007 - 12:49 AM
It's done been about time I done payed that my shareware fee. It done been about 'nuff time for should I to done payed that there shareware fees. Done been 'bout 'nuff time for done should I done payified dems shareware feeahs. Das be bonuff tih dun ahs payifah d'sha-ware fuhas. Das-nuf tih'dun ah'pa d'shaw-f's. Danu'tim d'pu shaf. D'tim d'pu saf. Ti'pu s-f. T'p sf. T-sf. mrxak.
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Posted 14 February 2007 - 12:53 AM
This is about the pansy-ass Cantharan Order. I'll deal with those measly Salrilians in due time.
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Posted 14 February 2007 - 04:12 PM
wolfman_rec, on Feb 14 2007, 07:21 PM, said:
Is there a windoze version of Ares?
Blasphemey!
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Posted 14 February 2007 - 04:53 PM
Dude, you don't listen to F.R.E.D's theme before blowing up the Cantharans. That's the **** you listen to to get you pumped before you blast the ************* **** out of the ****-******* ********! Try Getalong.
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Posted 14 February 2007 - 09:20 PM
I haven't played past the second tutorial mission of ares. I haven't had time to. I've still got it sitting on my disk. I've never registered it, because I never really got into it. It helps to play it on a fullsize keyboard, and the only time I would have to play it, I don't have access to one (only a labtop keyboard).
VXI
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Posted 14 February 2007 - 11:17 PM
Pufer, on Feb 14 2007, 12:49 AM, said:
It's done been about time I done payed that my shareware fee. It done been about 'nuff time for should I to done payed that there shareware fees. Done been 'bout 'nuff time for done should I done payified dems shareware feeahs. Das be bonuff tih dun ahs payifah d'sha-ware fuhas. Das-nuf tih'dun ah'pa d'shaw-f's. Danu'tim d'pu shaf. D'tim d'pu saf. Ti'pu s-f. T'p sf. T-sf. mrxak.
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Posted 15 February 2007 - 02:17 AM
Those of you that haven't registered really should. I played the demo a bunch of times, but (years after the heyday of Ares) I went ahead and registered eventually. Good stuff.
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Posted 16 February 2007 - 02:16 PM
Be warned, foolish human, the Cantharan Order will not tolerate your feeble attempts much longer. We shall drag your entrails from the hulls of our ships as we level the surface of your precious homeworld. You cannot stand up to the might of the Order.
(ooc: I do agree with you on registering. Best money I spent until Nova came out.)
(ooc: I do agree with you on registering. Best money I spent until Nova came out.)
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When life gives you lemons, make apple juice...
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Posted 16 February 2007 - 07:12 PM
I registered after Nova came out, as I recall.
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