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Posted 31 March 2007 - 07:30 AM
that would never be able stand up in court! But neither would Matt after a weekends 'maneuvers'.
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#78
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Posted 31 March 2007 - 01:21 PM
I got to say "guilty" in a courtroom once. It was pretty cool.
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Posted 31 March 2007 - 11:35 PM
I got to sit in the judge's chair at the head of a courtroom once. It was pretty cool until courthouse security put an end to it. And, no, I'm actually not making this up.
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Posted 01 April 2007 - 01:38 AM
I wish I could get jury duty every year.
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Posted 07 April 2007 - 08:51 PM
Lektor, on Mar 31 2007, 05:30 AM, said:
that would never be able stand up in court! But neither would Matt after a weekends 'maneuvers'.
I have excellent stamina.
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Posted 07 April 2007 - 10:29 PM
mWalk, on Apr 7 2007, 08:51 PM, said:
I have excellent stamina.
And surprisingly limber hips...
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Posted 08 April 2007 - 10:22 AM
You may hae what I call the 'skiers hips syndrome', which is a result of doing squats, squats, and more squats. Your hips/but bubbles out, which looks really weird. Eventually, you will need custom made pants.
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Posted 08 April 2007 - 06:33 PM
LNSU, on Apr 8 2007, 10:22 AM, said:
You may hae what I call the 'skiers hips syndrome', which is a result of doing squats, squats, and more squats. Your hips/but bubbles out, which looks really weird. Eventually, you will need custom made pants.
Have you considered a career as a hip/hop music video background dancer?
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Posted 08 April 2007 - 07:02 PM
LNSU, on Apr 8 2007, 07:22 AM, said:
You may hae what I call the 'skiers hips syndrome', which is a result of doing squats, squats, and more squats. Your hips/but bubbles out, which looks really weird. Eventually, you will need custom made pants.
There's this kid that I went to high school with who totally had that. It looked soo strange. He had a nice face, but I didn't know what to do about that whole bubble thing. Was weird.
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