Matt says his chi senses a dark spirit.
Matt says it is a good thing to be morally thing.
Matt says, "If you want to be a winner, you should hire a salesperson to do your laundry."
Matt says the stars tell him you will meet Bigfoot one day.
Matt says your greatest desire is world peace for everyone except the Shiites.
Matt says tennis is based on ping pong.
Matt says life has layers. Like onions. Metaphorical onions.
Matt says the Egyptians never built the pyramids, they found them and buried people in them.
Matt says neither the chicken nor the egg came first without the rooster.
Matt says books are for people that can read.
Matt says 2nd hand smoke is dangerous. What people still have yet to discover is that 1st hand smoke is also dangerous.
Matt demonstrates his stealthyness: *disappears* *reappears* *does something stealthy*
Matt says he was way before Simon.
This post has been edited by stealthymatt: 11 December 2006 - 02:19 PM