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#1 User is offline   stealthymatt 

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Posted 11 December 2006 - 02:19 PM

These are not neccesarily supposed to be funny.

Matt says his chi senses a dark spirit.

Matt says it is a good thing to be morally thing.

Matt says, "If you want to be a winner, you should hire a salesperson to do your laundry."

Matt says the stars tell him you will meet Bigfoot one day.

Matt says your greatest desire is world peace for everyone except the Shiites.

Matt says tennis is based on ping pong.

Matt says life has layers. Like onions. Metaphorical onions.

Matt says the Egyptians never built the pyramids, they found them and buried people in them.

Matt says neither the chicken nor the egg came first without the rooster.

Matt says books are for people that can read.

Matt says 2nd hand smoke is dangerous. What people still have yet to discover is that 1st hand smoke is also dangerous.

Matt demonstrates his stealthyness: *disappears* *reappears* *does something stealthy*

Matt says he was way before Simon.

This post has been edited by stealthymatt: 11 December 2006 - 02:19 PM

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Posted 11 December 2006 - 02:21 PM

Wolfman says ...

I don't know. I'm tired of trying to think.

BACON!
"THERE IS NOTHING MORE PRODUCTIVE THAN CHEESE!" -- mrxak

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Posted 11 December 2006 - 06:53 PM

Do I sense another shadow coming on?
You put what in my Power Mac?
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
-Avatara, on the life cycle of ATT.
Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
-ephrin
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We're being overrun!

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Posted 11 December 2006 - 06:57 PM

BACON!!!!!

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Posted 11 December 2006 - 08:19 PM

Er, kittens?
Hyperbole is the best thing ever!

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Posted 11 December 2006 - 08:25 PM

View PostThe Apple Cøre, on Dec 11 2006, 06:53 PM, said:

Do I sense another shadow coming on?


I like this new board update, but its slower. Extremely slow. At least it is on my old computer.

This post has been edited by LNSU: 11 December 2006 - 08:26 PM

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Posted 12 December 2006 - 12:54 AM

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