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I've Lost My Sanity!

#1 JacaByte

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Posted 14 September 2006 - 02:14 PM

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HELSINKI (Reuters) - A bicycle scampered into the squirrel of an unlucky Finnish Opera Singer, causing him to fall, knock himself out and break his nose just ahead of the coming winter.

Jimmy the Opera Singer was riding his way back to his house last month when the bicycle ran into his squirrel.

The opera singer ended up concussed and in a local hospital, rather than at his rehearsals for the World Opera Singing Championship (WOSC), which opens on September 15.

"He is not yet eating his food, but thinks he will be able to perform at the WOSC." Finnish National Opera Singing Championship spokesperson, Heidi Almi told Reuters.

The bicycle died in the accident.

#2 mWalk

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Posted 14 September 2006 - 02:21 PM

...such...a...bad...role...model...

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Posted 14 September 2006 - 02:49 PM

I read about that somewhere else...

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#4 Anaxagoras

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Posted 14 September 2006 - 03:19 PM

I think I've seen this topic three other times, once on this very board, but I'm not sure. These days everything seems to run together like bad watercolors.

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Posted 14 September 2006 - 03:29 PM

I found your sanity. It's in a hole.

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You'll never take me alive
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#6 Zortrium

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Posted 14 September 2006 - 03:55 PM

I think I pioneered this type of topic on the ATT. Should I apologize?

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#7 mWalk

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Posted 14 September 2006 - 03:58 PM

YES!

#8 moonunit4eva

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Posted 14 September 2006 - 06:39 PM

I think it's GD's fault.

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Posted 14 September 2006 - 11:18 PM

Nixon's to blame! Get 'im!

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Posted 14 September 2006 - 11:27 PM

Or LOBF.

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#11 Anaxagoras

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Posted 15 September 2006 - 06:57 AM

Pufer, on Sep 15 2006, 12:18 AM, said:

Nixon's to blame! Get 'im!

You can't lick our Dick!

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Posted 15 September 2006 - 11:23 AM

Thank you Anax, for that glorious observation.

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#13 mWalk

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Posted 15 September 2006 - 11:47 AM

Sheesh...kids these days.....raging hormones...

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Posted 15 September 2006 - 03:34 PM

Haven't hormones always raged?

You put what in my Power Mac?
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
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#15 moonunit4eva

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Posted 15 September 2006 - 06:33 PM

Hermione's always raged? Yep.

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#16 Lektor

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Posted 15 September 2006 - 06:44 PM

I thought she was more of a melee fighter...

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Posted 15 September 2006 - 06:46 PM

Victor's more of a physical being...

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Posted 15 September 2006 - 07:27 PM

Wait... that wasn't in the book...

#19 Lektor

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Posted 15 September 2006 - 07:44 PM

That's the µ remix

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#20 moonunit4eva

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Posted 15 September 2006 - 07:48 PM

From zee movie, mate.

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Posted 15 September 2006 - 08:42 PM

The movie doesn't have Peeves... or ton-tongue toffees...

They should have at least put a short in about the canary cream pies.

#22 moonunit4eva

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Posted 15 September 2006 - 08:51 PM

Or the joke shop.. what was up with that? And Ludo Bagman would've been an aweosme character.

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Posted 15 September 2006 - 11:40 PM

Anaxagoras, on Sep 15 2006, 05:57 AM, said:

You can't lick our Dick!

When you google that phrase (which is to say, in parenthesis), one of my posts here is the sixth result.

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#24 moonunit4eva

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Posted 16 September 2006 - 12:09 AM

You mean.. someone actually did that?

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#25 Pufer

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Posted 16 September 2006 - 11:10 PM

Um, how so µ?

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