Join an -ap -sm dota.
So the first thing you do to let your noob allies know how good you are is to say "top solo" and spam your signal up there. Then select the tavern with the SB, and madly click on him while mashing the "S" key so some n00blet doesn't steal him from you.
So, you have your hero and are ready to begin the ownage. The first items you buy are a ring of health and a sobi mask FTW.
Your first skill to learn should be Empowering Haste. Now wait to see which unlucky opponent is up against you. Once you figure it out, set chat to personal, and trash talk (haha) him to death.
OK now the real game starts.
1. DO NOT COMMIT SELF OWANGE: this means getting attacked by creeps early and losing allot of health, or running into a tower by mistake and dying.
2. Now your main task is waiting until you reach the glorious level 6 and 1500 gold. Do this by holding position behind the creep wave, sometimes running in to kill a low HP creep (either sent or scourge)
3. You will gain levels now. Your skill build order is as follows:
empowering haste --> great bash --> charge of darkness --> EH --> EH --> nether strike --> EH --> GB --> CD --> CD --> NS--> GB --> GB --> CD --> Stats --> NS --> Stats
4. OK so you now you have 1500 gold. Run back to the fountain and buy power treads.
5. The ownage truly begins now. Charge the poor soul who is fighting you. When you hit the ch00blet keep fighting until he runs. Then use your ult, and you will here these glorious two words:
FIRST BLOOD
so you've now owned your first noob. Continue to own noobs, and you will be rewarded with the following loud declarations from God (the voice who lets the world know how much you own):
3 - Killing Spree
4 - Dominating
5 - Mega-Kill
6 - Unstoppable
7 - Wicked Sick
8 - M-m-m-m....Monster Kill
9 - Godlike
10+ -Holy s###
The main other item you get should be Sange and Yasha. After that, its up to you based on the situation in-game what to get, but hyperstones, hearts, and bashers are generally good.
So, there you go, you just learned how to own a noob. Post a strategy to own my SB build, and i'll post a counter strategy with a new hero. Maybe this topic can become a source for ALL DOTA HEROS

note: I know this topic would fit best on Just Games, but I don't like that board, and we need content here, plus i know people here play DOTA, while they probably don't on JG.
Also, I figure this'll basically be a topic for Znorty Av and me, but maybe other DOTA players will gravitate here.