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FOR SH*TS SAKE, it has happened AGAIN

#1 User is offline   Zortrium 

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Posted 10 November 2005 - 11:10 PM

I'm in college, just doing my work.

Think I'll go and get a bite to eat

Walk down the street, about 8 girls hanging around in a group.

I just try and walk through them, sort of have to push one out of the way a litte because she's a fat ######

next thing I know, I've got all 8 of them barking on at me "oh my god you messed up her hair, you're gonna ruin her prospects at the dance" etc

I'm not in a good mood so I just tell her to piss off and leave me alone. One of them kicks me in the balls then they're all on me, trying to punch the s### out of me

Manage to get away with just a bruised sack and a few cuts on my knee, gave one of them a good twisted arm plus I managed to run off with the fat bitch's shorts

lost them after a 30 minute sprint

I swear, it's times like this I really feel like getting my water gun and stalking the streets looking for revenge, I wasn't bothering anyone and now I just WANT TO SOAK SOMETHING

Sorry. Just a bit ######ed off that's all. I can usually handle it quite well.

ARGH

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Posted 10 November 2005 - 11:18 PM

I know the frustration sometimes resulting from that kind of college girl. There are a lot of females who, unfortunately, spend all of their time getting high and wasted, in more ways than one. Though, I think their reaction was entirely expected, I mean you weren't exactly civil about it. And then you took it a step further and stole her shorts. Way to go, nice spoils of war. Are you going to frame them on your wall or something?
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Posted 11 November 2005 - 12:00 AM

heeeee.

Yeah, nice work, but you should have jacked her chain.

hmmm... I dunno... But I'm sorta picking up a "they are women after all" vibe...

Am I the only one?

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Posted 11 November 2005 - 06:59 AM

Everyone around DIT is really polite and courtious... its kind off odd.
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Posted 11 November 2005 - 10:23 AM

'heh'

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Posted 11 November 2005 - 04:50 PM

Zortrium, on Nov 10 2005, 10:07 PM, said:

Manage to get away with just a bruised sack and a few cuts on my knee, gave one of them a good twisted arm plus I managed to run off with the fat bitch's shorts
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Normally I'd say that you were being a little mean towards them... But since they kicked you in the nuts, that's something personal. I think all of the ATT should visit your college and teach them a lesson, i.e. stealing all their shorts. Then we can go about murdering their inevitably angry boyfriends. Now that'd be one awesome story to tell to new members.

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Posted 11 November 2005 - 05:17 PM

Let's not and say we did.
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Posted 11 November 2005 - 08:15 PM

The Apple Cøre, on Nov 11 2005, 10:14 PM, said:

Let's not and say we did.
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Indeed! Quick! into the Imaginary jump jet! Converge on wherever the hell we are going... beat up young women. Shooting them is apparently a viable plan also seeing as we are armed to the teeth.
Then back to the Bat-Cave for tea, cupcakes and cucumber sandwiches.
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Posted 11 November 2005 - 10:22 PM

Deja vu?
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Posted 11 November 2005 - 10:32 PM

No DE, I don't think this bears any resemblence to anything that's happened before at all.
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Posted 11 November 2005 - 11:56 PM

Maybe I shot him one too many times with the rocket launcher. That might make a general mess of somebody's mind...
You put what in my Power Mac?
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
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Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
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We're being overrun!

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Posted 12 November 2005 - 11:33 AM

The flechette is also pretty vicious as well. And a third of a clip can kill someone.

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Posted 12 November 2005 - 02:20 PM

/me detonates a nade at DE's feet and makes him jump.
You put what in my Power Mac?
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
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We're being overrun!

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Posted 12 November 2005 - 02:22 PM

Avatara, on Nov 11 2005, 03:15 AM, said:

Though, I think their reaction was entirely expected, I mean you weren't exactly civil about it.  And then you took it a step further and stole her shorts. Way to go, nice spoils of war.  Are you going to frame them on your wall or something?
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Where's the surprise bruv? I said I was pissed off. And don't call me uncivil just because I don't like getting pushed around in my own area.

Anaxagoras, on Nov 11 2005, 08:47 PM, said:

Normally I'd say that you were being a little mean towards them... But since they kicked you in the nuts, that's something personal.
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Well, at least someone understands why this happened.

barth, on Nov 11 2005, 03:57 AM, said:

hmmm... I dunno... But I'm sorta picking up a "they are women after all" vibe...

Am I the only one?
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Yes.
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Posted 12 November 2005 - 03:12 PM

I don't think this kind of vengeance would look too good on the A-Team's record.
You put what in my Power Mac?
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
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Posted 12 November 2005 - 04:01 PM

what did you do with the shorts?

also how did you get them

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Posted 12 November 2005 - 04:37 PM

Trah, on Nov 12 2005, 08:58 PM, said:

what did you do with the shorts?

also how did you get them
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Yeah... i wondered about that one too...
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Posted 12 November 2005 - 05:05 PM

There seem to be holes in that story that you could fly a 747 through.
You put what in my Power Mac?
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Posted 12 November 2005 - 05:24 PM

The Apple Cøre, on Nov 12 2005, 02:09 PM, said:

I don't think this kind of vengeance would look too good on the A-Team's record.
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Our record is already blackened by the deaths of several young children.

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Posted 12 November 2005 - 07:06 PM

The Apple Cøre, on Nov 11 2005, 10:53 PM, said:

Maybe I shot him one too many times with the rocket launcher.  That might make a general mess of somebody's mind...
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Posted 12 November 2005 - 10:02 PM

I'll be sure to be on. I really want to play you guys, I haven't gotten many games in a while. Who could host?

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Posted 13 November 2005 - 12:37 AM

Anaxagoras, on Nov 13 2005, 01:59 AM, said:

I'll be sure to be on. I really want to play you guys, I haven't gotten many games in a while. Who could host?
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Destroyer E, on Nov 12 2005, 11:03 PM, said:

I don't recall playing you in Marathon. I will be around on Sunday Night, so keep an eye out for me and Switch.
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As for these two jokers, I'm just glad they're diverting my topic over the internet and not in person.

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Posted 13 November 2005 - 01:00 AM

/me wishes he could host.
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Posted 13 November 2005 - 10:44 AM

I had thought ten posts pertaining to the original topic was enough.

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Posted 13 November 2005 - 11:32 AM

Anaxagoras, on Nov 13 2005, 03:41 PM, said:

I had thought ten posts pertaining to the original topic was enough.
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Yeah, any more than that would just be overkill. lol.
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