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I've been Podless since my 5GB first-gen died.

Apple product engineering meeting:

Big Kahuna: We've come together to decide on a way to attract even a larger section of the public to our iPod product line.
Peon 1: How about integrating a Pop-Tart brand toaster pastry into each model behind the click wheel.
Peon 2: Maybe we could include a Porsche with every iPod sold!
Peon 3: You people are idiots.
Big Kahuna: I agree with Peon 3, you idiots are idiots.
Peon 2: What if we include two Porsches with every iPod? Who doesn't like Porsches?
Big Kahuna: You're fired!
<Peon 2 is chucked out the window>
Big Kahuna: OK, let's get back to business. What does the public care about?
Peon 1: Television?
Peon 4: Doing stuff?
Replacement Peon 2: Charity work?
Big Kahuna: Yes, great! How can we appeal to folks' senses of charity?
Peon 1: Television?
Peon 4: Doing Stuff?
Replacement Peon 2: How about donating thirty six starving African kids to the rainforest with every iPod U2 version sold?
<Big Kahuna shoots Replacement Peon 2>
Peon 1: That was uncalled for!
Big Kahuna: Get stuffed.
Peon 1: <grumble, grumble, grumble>
Peon 5: How about adding some new function to the iPod line?
Big Kahuna: Now we're cooking with gas! What shall we add?
Peon 4: Stuff?
Peon 1: A television?
Secretary: A Bible?
Replacement Replacement Peon 2: God!
Big Kahuna: Oh God.
<Janitor walks in>
Peon 1: No, what we need is something that appeals to everyone, but especially our core audience of computer geeks!
Peon 5: I agree.
Peon 4: Me too.
<Janitor begins emptying trash>
Big Kahuna: OK, what appeals to our core audience?
Peon 5: Shrimp dip?
Peon 4: Stuff?
Peon 1: Television?
Peon 3: <aside> I need a beer.
Secretary: Churches.
Janitor: Sorry to interrupt, but you mother######ers better stop stuffing all your goddamned used porn in this trash can after every one of these meetings. You ######s are really starting to piss me the hell off, you ######-wits!
Secretary: <agast>
VP on conference line: <faints>
Big Kahuna: That's it! Porn! Make it so that the ######ing peasants can carry their porn collections in their pockets with their music! Now that's friggen' genius!
Peon 3: You mean you want to do the same damn thing I did with my iPod Photo project ######ing last year?
Big Kahuna: Absolutely! Aren't you glad I thought of it?
Peon 4: Yes.
Peon 1: Yes, indeed.
Peon 5: Absolutely, yes. Yes, indeed!
<Peon 3 jumps out the window after Peon 2>

The End.

-Pufer

All I can say is "..."

I got a creative they are much cheaper. and enormous

AND NOT AN iPOD!