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Poll: ...what really does float your boat? (25 member(s) have cast votes)

...what really does float your boat?

  1. A sail? (1 votes [4.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 4.00%

  2. Rocks (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  3. 5 Seasons of B5 on DVD (7 votes [28.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 28.00%

  4. A duck! (2 votes [8.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 8.00%

  5. Ernie's rubber ducky (1 votes [4.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 4.00%

  6. An iceberg (1 votes [4.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 4.00%

  7. Something oil based (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  8. A piano (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  9. The Fonz's hair gel (1 votes [4.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 4.00%

  10. Saturn (1 votes [4.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 4.00%

  11. A bucket of hamsters (1 votes [4.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 4.00%

  12. An answering machine in a bottle (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  13. Very small pieces of lead (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  14. Azeroth's left shoe (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  15. Yttrium Dioxide (1 votes [4.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 4.00%

  16. Giant blue oranges (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  17. Something lame dusk just said (2 votes [8.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 8.00%

  18. Tumbleweeds (1 votes [4.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 4.00%

  19. A complete set of dice from d4s to d20s (3 votes [12.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 12.00%

  20. It doesn't, it just sinks - like the Titanic (3 votes [12.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 12.00%

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#1 User is offline   Avatara 

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Posted 13 September 2004 - 11:55 PM

One of the greatest questions of all time...well, for some lamers it is.
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Posted 13 September 2004 - 11:56 PM

...actually, I was going to say a Witch, but that's basically the same thing as a duck.

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Posted 13 September 2004 - 11:58 PM

*is voting for his very own lame option*
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Posted 14 September 2004 - 12:00 AM

I just didn't understand your "Macs default calculate, with the 'graphic' bit enabled" suggestion. :P
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Posted 14 September 2004 - 12:17 AM

Avatara, on Sep 14 2004, 05:00 AM, said:

I just didn't understand your "Macs default calculate, with the 'graphic' bit enabled" suggestion. :P
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I spent ages trying to think of something to say in defense of that statement... but I just can't.

If I bought wc3 would you forgive me?
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Posted 14 September 2004 - 12:25 AM

dusk, on Sep 13 2004, 11:17 PM, said:

If I bought wc3 would you forgive me?
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Only if it included the expansion and you played it online. :P
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Posted 16 September 2004 - 01:45 AM

Yeah, Avatara, I think having this many options makes it rather difficult to settle on a clear victor...
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Posted 16 September 2004 - 09:57 AM

Not if you get >21 people to vote. :P
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Posted 16 September 2004 - 10:51 AM

Besides, who needs a clear victor anyway? Shouldn't we just have some flame wars?

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Posted 16 September 2004 - 10:55 AM

Saturn crushes your duck, you lose, Mr Loser. :P
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Posted 16 September 2004 - 11:00 AM

Probably crushes the boat too. How can you expect Saturn to float a boat if it can't even float a duck?

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Posted 16 September 2004 - 11:27 AM

The duck is much smaller than the boat. The duck has to hold up all of saturn on one tiny spot, compared to a much larger ship that could spread out some of the mass across its deck.
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Post icon  Posted 16 September 2004 - 11:31 AM

Ahaha, I win. :P
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Posted 16 September 2004 - 11:32 AM

I'll just have to fix that!
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Post icon  Posted 16 September 2004 - 11:34 AM

No you don't.

Dice rule, you cannot deny the truth.
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Posted 16 September 2004 - 11:40 AM

I rolled a "20". My critical "20" means Saturn turns your puny dice into space dust - and plastic particles.
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Posted 16 September 2004 - 12:35 PM

Actually, by the gaming system I currently play, you butched your roll major time and Saturn got sucked in by a wormhole, leaving my dice quite intact and well.

Nice try though. :P
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Posted 16 September 2004 - 12:41 PM

Unfortunately, the wormhole was so close to the gravity of the Earth the boat is floating on, that it tunneled back around and Saturn appeared beneath your boat, scattering your dice across the seas where they can do no good.
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Post icon  Posted 16 September 2004 - 12:53 PM

How unfortunate that Saturn and Earth do not go well together and we now have a bunch of large rocks floating around space where Earth used to be.

On the plus side, my dice survived the destruction, fortunately having been submerged in now frozen water.
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Posted 16 September 2004 - 02:09 PM

Need more...gasoline...

And my planet's interference has sunken somebody's vote, your dice no longer have the lead!

This post has been edited by Avatara: 16 September 2004 - 02:22 PM

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Posted 16 September 2004 - 02:27 PM

You left out some really imprtant options, like "5 seasons of B5 on DVD."

Ahem, "The Interstellar Alliance sends rangers in a fleet of Whitestars to rescue the survivors of Earth (along with assorted frozen dice.) The Whitestars avoid being destroyed by the rogue planet Saturn by opening jump points inside its atmosphere, making good their escape." :P
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Posted 16 September 2004 - 02:31 PM

Okay, so the dice and the White Stars have both abandoned the boat floating in space. Objective failed. :P
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Posted 16 September 2004 - 02:34 PM

Oops. :P Still, if you've got a Whitestar, who needs a boat? ;)
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Posted 16 September 2004 - 02:39 PM

Its like one of those video game missions where you have to hold off an enemy army for fifteen minutes so they don't steal some priceless artifact of immense power. Why can't you simply use that artifact to wipe them out, rather than having to punch them in the face and push buckets of paint into them?

Its all in the mission objectives.
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Posted 16 September 2004 - 07:52 PM

Mission Objectives:
-Dice must not be in the lead of the poll
-Screw the humans on earth, save Saturn with a fleet of Whitestars
-Escape within 1 hour of jumping in, and make your excape by opening a jump point in the boat
-Make sure the Whitestar convoy is not destroied by the Draq or bad spelling.
-All human victims must die
-Have fun
-Pay Avatara lots of money
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