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This week, Celchu continues his Below Sight series. This chapter deals with Milcom's Sunday, and the stress he feels about the threat on his life. It's a good chronicle. You can read it [url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/cgi-bin/ubb/newsdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number=52&forum=*Cythera+Chronicles&DaysPrune=25&article=000118&startpoint="]here[/url].

You people are raising my blood pressure by waiting until the last minute to submit your chronicles, though it's distinctly better than no chronicles at all. Again(surprise, surprise) we're out of chrons! Submit more!

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Slayer's guide to Cythera:
[url="http://"http://www.macclassics.com/cythera/cythera.htm"]http://www.macclassi...era/cythera.htm[/url]

Somebody else comment. My story is lonely.

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Quite frankly, we just don't have enough readers. (That comment.)
We should start putting stuff in our stories asking for comments,
like public television is always asking for donations...

Hmm...

'If you read this chron at all - even just the title - you have to comment, or you're a theif! A common theif! And you can go to jail!"


Okay, so nobody would belive that... maybe this:

'By reading this chron you agree to write at least thirty (30) words, in English and reasonibly relevent, about it and what you found interesting or of note in it.'

Wait, nobody likes EULA's...
How about this...

'Please comment on my story, it would bring joy and satisfaction to me. I will love you always and take your side in any flame wars if you want me too. I'll trade my firstborn offspring for a comment longer than four paragraphs, and I'll become your indentured servant for five years if you give me three such comments.'

Or maybe...
'Give me comments or give me death!'

Hehe... those last two are a tad extreme...


[edit] removed potentaly offensive comment about possible fate of non-commenting readers in a traditional 'afterlife' enviroment. Bryce does not endorse the concept of eternal torment, even for such people as (In order of wickedness) Hitler, terrorists, serial killers, WW2 nazi soldiers, child pornographers, and non-commenting chron readers.

[edit] removed other potently offenseive reference to non-commenting readers.

[edit] I hope nobody saw the original form of this...

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"...All persons are free to think of any concept and hold to any idea or position." - The Second of the Five Fundimental Truths of 2081.
  
   
Where do you want to [url="http://"http://www.macclassics.com/cythera/tricks/rJade.htm"]teleport[/url] today?

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In A.D. 2003
Chron was beginning.
Reader: What happen ?
Moderator: Somebody set up us the chron
Moderator: We get story
Reader: What !
Moderator: Main screen turn on
Reader: It's You !!
Celchu: How are you gentlemen !!
Celchu: All your text are belong to us
Celchu: You are on the way to entertainment
Reader: What you say !!
Celchu: You have no chance to survive make your comments
Celchu: HA HA HA HA ....
Reader: Make 'posts'
Reader: For great justice

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Is that ascending or descending order?

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"There are 10 kinds of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't."

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Descending.

Most Wicked:
(1) Hitler (Killed hundreds of thousands of people, for no legitimate reason whatsoever. Only person evil enough to get his own position on the chart!)

(2) Terrorists (Kill thousands of people over the years, sometimes lots at once.)

(3) Serial killers (Collectively. Kill hundreds of people and create much fear.)

(4) Child pornographers (Doubtful they've ever killed anyone, but they create much suffering)

(5) Non-commenting chron readers. (By not commenting, they cause suffering.)
Least Wicked (But not good)

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"...All persons are free to think of any concept and hold to any idea or position." - The Second of the Five Fundimental Truths of 2081.
  
   
Where do you want to [url="http://"http://www.macclassics.com/cythera/tricks/rJade.htm"]teleport[/url] today?

Conversely, here is a ranking of the least evil personas:

1. God. While his morality may be in quesiton, he is the Lord Almighty and if I put Nelson Mandela above Him I'll get struck dead by a vicous case of genital worts.

2. Jesus. like Father, like Son. Except with tuberculosis, and he also has a thing against Sammie Davis Jr.

3. The fedora. A very stylish trend that was cut short prematurely. We mourn your loss, o fedora.

4. Chron writers. 'Nuff said.

5. Nelson Mandela. I like to place myself above famous people, which is why he's ranked here. If I say that we're more holy than anyone, it has less of an effect than if I say we're more holy than the Pope. John Paul's 6th, by the way.

P.S.-On the plus side, this is the most activity I've seen a new chron topic get over here.

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A tomb now suffices for him for whom the world was not enough.