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Bad Cythera Joke Day!

#1 Mr. Somebody

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Posted 30 January 2003 - 09:17 PM

Here's the game. This is a contest (Run by me) to see who can make the worst Cythera joke! This is not a place for Cythera spam, joke only. Please remember, NO JOKES ABOUT BUGS, ESPECIALLY SHALLOW WATER!!!

Here goes:
How do you describe Ignae playing sports?
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He's on fire! Posted Image

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#2 Celchu

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Posted 30 January 2003 - 10:58 PM

Is that a Mystic Spear in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

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#3 idiotSavant

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Posted 30 January 2003 - 11:11 PM

"Alaric, I think I'm hearing voices inside my head! Is anything wrong with me?"
"No, no, not at all. I think it's just an omen!" Posted Image

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#4 iKaterei

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Posted 30 January 2003 - 11:48 PM

What do you call a running Judge? Criminal.
What do you call two Judges on a bicycle? Planned theft.

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#5 idiotSavant

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Posted 30 January 2003 - 11:57 PM

"For the last time, who fetched all the fish?!"-angry fisherman Posted Image

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Siena College- Like Yale, only not!
"Anything is possible, except skiing through a revolving door."

I am not your rolling wheels / I am the highway / I am not your carpet ride / I am the sky / I am not your blowing wind / I am the lightning / I am not your autumn moon / I am the night

#6 SuperNova

Too zetta slow!

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Posted 31 January 2003 - 12:47 PM

What do you get at the beginning of the game from fighting enemies that can actually fight back?
Killed

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#7 Theo Nean Donly

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Posted 31 January 2003 - 01:08 PM

What happens when you don't move?

Nothing.

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#8 SuperNova

Too zetta slow!

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Posted 31 January 2003 - 02:18 PM

If I walk into a wall, what is the best explanation for my actions?
I'm looking for a secret passage.

I'm glad this is a bad joke competition.

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#9 Nadir I

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Posted 31 January 2003 - 09:09 PM

If you're a ruffian and you see someone standing near you wearing The Cloak of Heracles, Mystic Helm, Mystic Armor, and the belt of strength, and also carrying the sword of heroes, what do you do?

Run away? No, of course not.

Attack him with only a club? Of course.

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#10 Pallas Athene

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Posted 31 January 2003 - 11:12 PM

Don't worry, the tentacles are all the better to hug you with.

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#11 Mr. Somebody

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Posted 02 February 2003 - 12:47 AM

[quote]Originally posted by idiotSavant:
"Alaric, I think I'm hearing voices inside my head! Is anything wrong with me?"
"No, no, not at all. I think it's just an omen!"

[quote]Originally posted by idiotSavant:
"For the last time, who fetched all the fish?!"-angry fisherman Good job everyone!!

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