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I hope no-one is offended by the fact that some of the board members make cameo appearnces in the story. Hey, I was running low on names for its name list...
An Elf Injured A Scroll
- By Bryce's Mac
Mira Amused or otherwise interacted with Avatara.
And so on, until Leandra Slamed with a Neon Tetra Mira's Neck
Then Dr. McCoy Pushed The Fish.
Cache22 Threw or otherwise interacted with The Pufferfish.
Captain Kirk Stabed The Pufferfish.
Qui-Gon Jinn Blasted The Pufferfish.
Then Slayer Jumped on The Fish
Someone who looked like Glenn Andreas Stabed The Hair Drier
An Elf Restored A Hair Drier.
Moonshadow Pulled or otherwise interacted with Miles O'Brian's Thumb
A Shapeshifter Cleaned with a Brick The Plecostomus
Velcarn Washed A Plecostomus.
However, Slayer Unscrewed or otherwise interacted with Natile Portman
After That, Someone other than Slayer Bemused with a Stuffed Animal a Lamp
Someone other than Dr. McCoy Pummeled The Lamp
Glenn Andreas Resurected with a Pliers A Lamp
Glenn Andreas Vaccumed An Elf's Hands
A Cat Sucked Captain Kirk
An Elf Amused The Heater
Then Someone other than A Tribble Dryed Talaris's Belly.
And so on, until Talaris Hit A Tribble.
Afterwards, Wolmark Squrited Katerei's Back
And so on, until A Shapeshifter Slamed The Quil Pen.
Then Katerei Injured or otherwise interacted with The Shroomish
And so on, until The Shroomish Unscrewed or otherwise interacted with A Cat
However, A Shapeshifter Hit with a Dwarven War-Axe The Sheep
However, Cache22 Punched Captain Kirk's Earlobe
However, Cache22 Shocked The Sheep
After That, Cinderella Threw Cache22
And so on, until Flynn Struck Slayer's Chin
Then Someone who looked like Glenn Andreas Resurected Grand Moff Tarkin's Thumb. Then Grand Moff Tarkin Injured Avatara's Mouth.
Then Grand Moff Tarkin Hurt with a Glove Sybok's Thigh
Then Grand Moff Tarkin Blasted A Tribble
But Before that, A Tribble Popped A Pufferfish.
A Tribble Healed A Primitive Mallet
The end.
Another sample:
Jar-Jar Binks was a Energetic person.
Only a Sticker or a Packing Crate could Bemused Jar-Jar Binks.
Though it was thought that David could do the same.
P.S. I think we're safe
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In general, what exactly makes a game good isn't that easily
quantified - perhaps the absense of things that make it bad? - Words of Wisdom from Glenn Andreas
Where do you want to [url="http://"http://www.macclassics.com/cythera/tricks/rJade.htm"]teleport[/url] today?
[This message has been edited by Bryce (edited 09-04-2002).]
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It's amusing, though.
