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Posted 29 June 2002 - 09:57 PM

Yes, Katerei has agreed to be our "test subject" to answer the question "how long can head hair grow?" She has willingly volunteered to not cut her hair for the next 40 years and to post yearly pictures and statistical results so we can track her progress.

Check back in a year for more information regarding this hair-raising experience! And good luck Katerei!

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Posted 30 June 2002 - 12:37 AM

Wait! You only told me I had to do this for 20 years! I demand you to explain! Posted Image

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Posted 30 June 2002 - 01:13 AM

Inflation. Posted Image

Actually, we recieved reports of people that had grown hair for 35 years, so 20 years wasn't long enough to yield results...actually, 40 isn't much better. How does 60 sound? Posted Image

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Posted 30 June 2002 - 09:43 AM

Yes, a very good idea. This will prove or disprove my theory. Posted Image
Kat, in reward for her efforts to further man kind, will get…cache, show her the prize! Posted Image

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Posted 30 June 2002 - 12:53 PM

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How does 60 sound?


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Kat, in reward for her efforts to further man kind, will get…cache, show her the prize!


Oh dear.

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Posted 30 June 2002 - 01:30 PM

[quote]Originally posted by idiotSavant:
Kat, in reward for her efforts to further man kind, will get…cache, show her the prize!   Posted Image

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Posted 30 June 2002 - 02:17 PM

[quote]Originally posted by Avatara:
cache is already taken.  

[quote]Originally posted by Avatara:
he's just going to show you your prize.
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Uh, there's a prize?

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Posted 30 June 2002 - 02:41 PM

[quote]Originally posted by cache22:
Uh, no, I'm not.  

[quote]Originally posted by cache22:
Uh, there's a prize?  
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I'll contact my agent to verify that one. Odysseus, just what is this prize you speak of?

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Posted 30 June 2002 - 03:14 PM

cache, cache, cache, come on, show Kat the prize. Posted Image
[edit: Newsflash, just thought of the most useless prize yet, cache, change the prize. Show Kat…the wig!] Muahahah! Posted Image
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Posted 30 June 2002 - 03:41 PM

We shouldn't be that mean, at least give her something useful. Perhaps a pair of scissors... Posted Image

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Posted 30 June 2002 - 05:16 PM

Or a full length mirror? Posted Image

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Posted 30 June 2002 - 06:25 PM

How about a hair dryer, you know how hard it'd be to dry all that.
Or maybe an extra post point! I'd bet one of those would really encourage Kat to grow long hair. Posted Image The good thing about an extra post point would be....
Well, post another post kat, an you'll discover the amazing post points!

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Posted 30 June 2002 - 06:55 PM

Hmm...a comb would be of use as well. Posted Image

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Posted 30 June 2002 - 08:32 PM

When I first read it it looked like "cache, show her your prize" which can be interpreted many ways. Frightening.

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Posted 01 July 2002 - 12:31 AM

Uhm...yeah...riiiiiight.

(Would anybody mind telling me exactly what this experiment is testing again? I seem to have forgotten.)

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Posted 01 July 2002 - 12:57 AM

"How long will (head) hair grow if left to its own devices for an indefinite length of time."

I think you've taken on rather more responsibility than you thought. Posted Image

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Posted 01 July 2002 - 07:20 AM

Retrospect is a scary thing… Posted Image

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Posted 01 July 2002 - 11:58 AM

Indeed.

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Posted 01 July 2002 - 01:58 PM

If this topic hadn't been started by a mod, I doubt it wouldn't be locked by now.

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Posted 03 July 2002 - 06:55 PM

So I guess this would a bad time to say that I probably have about a year or so head start over Kat?

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Posted 03 July 2002 - 07:10 PM

No, this is great! TDD, you can help too. Here, sign this… Posted Image
As a reward, you'll get this bag of cat food. Kat, you'll get TDD food . Posted Image

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Posted 04 July 2002 - 03:34 PM

<skeptical look>
Cat food?

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Posted 04 July 2002 - 05:38 PM

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<skeptical look>
Cat food?


Kat - Cat
Seems like it should be the other way around...

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Posted 04 July 2002 - 06:07 PM

NEWS FLASH! Kat is found -NOT- to be a cat! But, wait, Kat is Kat, but not cat…so Kat's deceased cat's kittens were Kat's cats cats. Argh, my mind! But, Kat is not a cat, -except-
she's Kat. Posted Image Hrm, since cat's shed, can this work ? Posted Image

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Posted 04 July 2002 - 06:50 PM

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But, wait, Kat is Kat, but not cat…so Kat's cat's kittens are Kat's cats cats.


Whoa. That's utterly confusing. Yet somehow I made sense of it...Oh, by the way, I don't have a cat anymore.

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