You know you are too deeply in Cythera when...
#1
Posted 23 January 2001 - 07:31 PM
Come up with some good ones!
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#2
Posted 23 January 2001 - 09:10 PM
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#3
Posted 23 January 2001 - 11:42 PM
*angry glares in Avatara's direction* Ok ok:
3. You use fetch to open even unlocked doors.
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
#4
Posted 25 January 2001 - 12:10 PM
(This one really bugged me for weeks)
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#5
Posted 25 January 2001 - 01:48 PM
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4. You wonder why everyone continues to move when you don't.
(This one really bugged me for weeks)
There is, of course, the completely undocumented, unsupported "real time mode" which changes that.
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#7
Posted 25 January 2001 - 04:06 PM
5. When you move a thing before you take it, afraid of staining your soul.
6. You bring a sword with you in the woods, because of ruffians and harpies.
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#8
Posted 25 January 2001 - 05:46 PM
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#9
Posted 25 January 2001 - 11:11 PM
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4. You wonder why everyone continues to move when you don't.
(This one really bugged me for weeks)
Huh?
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There is, of course, the completely undocumented, unsupported "real time mode" which changes that.
Huh?
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#10
Posted 26 January 2001 - 03:58 PM
and therefore
10. You wonder why you don't have the skill points you need to improve your maths skills.
*oh well, they aren't that great, I know*
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#11
Posted 26 January 2001 - 04:18 PM
note: Moonshadow did not misnumber. Avatara made to "3"s earlier on.
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#12
Posted 26 January 2001 - 04:27 PM
When you wander into people's houses and start talking to them
When you wander into people's houses and and eat something that's laying out
When you try to double click your desk to open the drawer
When you start walking in strait lines and lean a little when you go diagonal
When you go in your basement expecting to find barrel shaped green monsters, polyps
#13
Posted 26 January 2001 - 05:06 PM
When you throw away your fishing pole because there`s no deep water anyway.
When you smash people`s doors down with heavy objects.
Whan you kill a goat and attempt to find some meat under the carcass.
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#15
Posted 26 January 2001 - 11:04 PM
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note: Moonshadow did not misnumber. Avatara made to "3"s earlier on.
The first one didn't count, notice the joking smiley. That's why I replaced it with the "real" #3. Don't count the first one.
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"I'm a controversial figure. My friends either dislike me or hate me."
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
#16
Posted 01 February 2001 - 08:59 PM
When you try to use remote manipulation in track and field to get past the hurdles.
When you give money in large amounts to beggars in the hopes of getting information on Plagues and Tombs.
When you stopped bathing, worring scylla will come up through the drain pipes (only one here that hasn't happeded to me).
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#17
Posted 01 February 2001 - 09:31 PM
When you look for a "Slayer's Guide to Life".
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#18
Posted 01 February 2001 - 10:06 PM
When you wonder why the "fetch" bug doesn't work with dogs.
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"I'm a controversial figure. My friends either dislike me or hate me."
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 01 February 2001 - 10:10 PM
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#21
Posted 02 February 2001 - 05:31 PM
When someone mugged you, you wonder why the judge can't magically figure out if the suspect is lying.
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#22
Posted 19 February 2001 - 01:54 AM
16. When you kill the characters played by David Dunham, Zach Dunham, and Jason Whong, and have stashed their bodies in various drawers throughout Landking Hall.
17. When, after beating Cythera the first time, you revert your QT version to 2.5 (with the old QuickTime Musical Instruments file) so that you can hear Cythera as it was meant to be heard.
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#23
Posted 19 February 2001 - 12:58 PM
When you don't understand why the bomb squad doesn't just fetch the bomb.
When you climb into the sewer system hoping to find a young boy who can reveal the mystery of a strange murder and then find him!!
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#24
Posted 22 February 2001 - 11:26 PM
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15. When you can name the characters played by David Dunham, Zach Dunham, and Jason Whong.
16. When you kill the characters played by David Dunham, Zach Dunham, and Jason Whong, and have stashed their bodies in various drawers throughout Landking Hall.
17. When, after beating Cythera the first time, you revert your QT version to 2.5 (with the old QuickTime Musical Instruments file) so that you can hear Cythera as it was meant to be heard.
Welcome to the board! I wonder who this guy is....
And your Cythera obviously has more capabilities than mine!
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