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#1 User is offline   Macintosh Man 

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Posted 23 January 2001 - 07:31 PM

1.You need another of something and you think, "I can just replicate that..." and then catch yourself (No joke...it happens to me!)

Come up with some good ones!

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Posted 23 January 2001 - 09:10 PM

2. You wonder why you can't hold an infinite amount when you put something in a crate in a crate.

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Posted 23 January 2001 - 11:42 PM

3. You waste as much time as me on Cythera. (both game and webboards) Posted Image

*angry glares in Avatara's direction* Ok ok:

3. You use fetch to open even unlocked doors.

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Posted 25 January 2001 - 12:10 PM

4. You wonder why everyone continues to move when you don't.

(This one really bugged me for weeks)

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Posted 25 January 2001 - 01:48 PM

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4. You wonder why everyone continues to move when you don't.

(This one really bugged me for weeks)



There is, of course, the completely undocumented, unsupported "real time mode" which changes that.


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Posted 25 January 2001 - 02:20 PM

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There is, of course, the completely undocumented, unsupported "real time mode" which changes that.




how exactly do you do that?

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Posted 25 January 2001 - 04:06 PM

*back to topic*

5. When you move a thing before you take it, afraid of staining your soul.

6. You bring a sword with you in the woods, because of ruffians and harpies.

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Posted 25 January 2001 - 05:46 PM

7. You always wear a strange hat, afraid of getting attacked by magical beings.

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Posted 25 January 2001 - 11:11 PM

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4. You wonder why everyone continues to move when you don't.

(This one really bugged me for weeks)

Huh?

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There is, of course, the completely undocumented, unsupported "real time mode" which changes that.



Huh?


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Posted 26 January 2001 - 03:58 PM

8. You beat your brothers for more experience ...
and therefore
10. You wonder why you don't have the skill points you need to improve your maths skills.

*oh well, they aren't that great, I know*

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Posted 26 January 2001 - 04:18 PM

11. When you lock your car keys in your car, you wonder why casting "fetch" doesn't get rid of the door.

note: Moonshadow did not misnumber. Avatara made to "3"s earlier on.

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Posted 26 January 2001 - 04:27 PM

When you eat bread by the loaf.

When you wander into people's houses and start talking to them

When you wander into people's houses and and eat something that's laying out

When you try to double click your desk to open the drawer

When you start walking in strait lines and lean a little when you go diagonal

When you go in your basement expecting to find barrel shaped green monsters, polyps

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Posted 26 January 2001 - 05:06 PM

When you eat raw meat that`s lying around.

When you throw away your fishing pole because there`s no deep water anyway.

When you smash people`s doors down with heavy objects.

Whan you kill a goat and attempt to find some meat under the carcass.

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Posted 26 January 2001 - 05:17 PM

21: When you use the term Oboloi insted of dollers

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Posted 26 January 2001 - 11:04 PM

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note: Moonshadow did not misnumber. Avatara made to "3"s earlier on.


The first one didn't count, notice the joking smiley. That's why I replaced it with the "real" #3. Don't count the first one.

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Posted 01 February 2001 - 08:59 PM

When you want to get home fast so you can play Cythera but Directed Nexus won't work. Posted Image

When you try to use remote manipulation in track and field to get past the hurdles.

When you give money in large amounts to beggars in the hopes of getting information on Plagues and Tombs.

When you stopped bathing, worring scylla will come up through the drain pipes (only one here that hasn't happeded to me).


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Posted 01 February 2001 - 09:31 PM

When you go up to old beggars in the street, trying to say the correct word-strings to them to have them teach you persuasion and haggling.

When you look for a "Slayer's Guide to Life".

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Posted 01 February 2001 - 10:06 PM

When you find out someone's broken in to your house and the "mage lock" didn't work.

When you wonder why the "fetch" bug doesn't work with dogs.

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Posted 01 February 2001 - 10:10 PM

When you are glad Mage Lock doesn't work, because that means you can get out of the room.



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Posted 02 February 2001 - 04:23 PM

When you lock yourself out of the house, you attempt to cast "open" on the door.



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Posted 02 February 2001 - 05:31 PM

You voted for "President Alaric" in the 2000 elections.

When someone mugged you, you wonder why the judge can't magically figure out if the suspect is lying.

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Posted 19 February 2001 - 01:54 AM

15. When you can name the characters played by David Dunham, Zach Dunham, and Jason Whong.

16. When you kill the characters played by David Dunham, Zach Dunham, and Jason Whong, and have stashed their bodies in various drawers throughout Landking Hall.

17. When, after beating Cythera the first time, you revert your QT version to 2.5 (with the old QuickTime Musical Instruments file) so that you can hear Cythera as it was meant to be heard.

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Posted 19 February 2001 - 12:58 PM

When you never go fishing because there's no water deep enough.
When you don't understand why the bomb squad doesn't just fetch the bomb.
When you climb into the sewer system hoping to find a young boy who can reveal the mystery of a strange murder and then find him!!


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Posted 22 February 2001 - 11:26 PM

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15. When you can name the characters played by David Dunham, Zach Dunham, and Jason Whong.

16. When you kill the characters played by David Dunham, Zach Dunham, and Jason Whong, and have stashed their bodies in various drawers throughout Landking Hall.

17. When, after beating Cythera the first time, you revert your QT version to 2.5 (with the old QuickTime Musical Instruments file) so that you can hear Cythera as it was meant to be heard.



Welcome to the board! I wonder who this guy is.... Posted Image

And your Cythera obviously has more capabilities than mine! Posted Image



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