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The Book of Cythera: Slayer
i. Lo, Slayer came unto the Cythera Web Board and spake thusly
"Let there be hints for the newbies!" and there were.
ii. And Slayer spake thusly "Let there be easy tricks to help make money between the ruffian camp and Odemia!" and there were.
iii. Slayer spake unto the web board and said "There are updates to my
guide" and the web board went to Slayer's Guide and read that the spell Fetch demolishes things.
iv. And Andrew Welch came unto the web board and spake thusly"Who would make a good overlord for the web board?"
v. And the web board rose up and spake "Slayer!"
vi. And Valkyrie spake thusly "Surely Slayer is great, for who but a great one would have such support? All hail Slayer."
vii. And the people bowed to Slayer and spake "Surely Slayer is great."

Slayer = Master of all things Cythera.

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I come, I go; You'll never know...

-Admiral Dennis
[url="http://"mailto:admiraldennis@mac.com"]mailto:admiraldennis@mac.com[/url]admiraldennis@mac.com

Slayer=God
Steve Jobs=God

A connection? Perhapse.

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Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are cruchy and taste good with catsup.

Yep - Steve Jobs is a god.

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Cotten Kelsh

If the above is true, then that means that Slayer IS Steve Jobs!!! Cool!!!
Hi Steve!! I wish I could shake your hand. I love my Mac and hate the crummy Microslop box I'm forced to work on at my job all day. Working on a Mac is like taking off a tight pair of shoes.

Actually, I'm just thrilled that Ambrosia is still making good games that run on my good old 68K Quadra. No one else seems to be these days, and unfortunately technology has FAR outpaced my salary. Most software makers don't seem to realize that a lot people can't afford a new computer every year or so. So a big thanks to you, Ambrosia. I hope you continue to cater to those of us who can't justify the expense of a new computer when there's absolutely nothing wrong with our old one!

(Another great thing about Macs. Try as you may, you just can't kill them!)

viii. And then one person rose up and spake, "Then surely Slayer is Steve Jobs!"
ix. And Valkyrie thought, I write of Slayer, the great one, but Slayer speaks not of the Book of Cythera. Have I done something to displease him?
x. And she spake "Oh, Slayer, great one, please give us the benefit of your wisdom!"

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And lo, another figure arose and spake thusly unto those who have worketh so hardeth to keep this poor topic aliveth...yea verily, the voice spake into the gloom and cried out...ENOUGH ALREADY!! You want me to puke or what??? Geesh!


---Zelda

I'm flattered and no, unfortunately I'm not Steve Jobs.

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"Speak thee. Let you toungues runeth with praises for the overlord of this fair webboard. We are united, we are Slayerians!"

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Happiness is finding your mother-in-law's picture on the back of a milk carton...

Slayer is the best Cythera player alive! All hail Slayer!

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I come, I go; You'll never know...

-Admiral Dennis
[url="http://"mailto:admiraldennis@mac.com"]mailto:admiraldennis@mac.com[/url]admiraldennis@mac.com

[This message has been edited by Admiral Dennis (edited 01-28-2000).]