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Hear Ye, Hear Ye, and read the first volume of Ancient Lore.
For those uneducated, Ancient Lore contains short poems and stories of Cythera.
Volume One may only contain one story, but future volumes shall contain more.
This dialog, by Rip C. Evunizar, (now gone due to his own stupidity and treachery) captures Cythera's shortcomings gloriously:
Watch it punk.
Moving slow old man.
Watch it punk.
Tasty.
Watch it punk.
Moving slow old man.
Do you have any food?
Moving slow old man.
Tasty.
Moving slow old man.
Watch it punk.
Ask Aethon about what?
.....
Ask Aethon about what?
.....
[God! Why doesn't Aethon reply?]
Ask Aethon about what?
.....
[Aaaargh!]
Ask Aethon about what?
.....
[Grumble]
Moving slow old man.
Watch it punk.
Pick what lock?
Work the lock!
-Use metal door
Locked!
Pick what lock?
Work the lock!
-Use metal door
Locked!
[Moan]
Watch it punk.
Moving slow old man.
Watch it punk...
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Cythera Chronicles: Ancient Lore, Volume I
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Posted 14 October 2000 - 09:10 AM
Bronze: the other gold metal. || And so the space toaster hardened the outer layers of the doughy, ooey-gooey ancient Earth...
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Posted 15 October 2000 - 09:12 PM
LOL!!!
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And so the problem remained; lots of people were mean, and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches. Many were increasingly of the opinion that they had all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that the trees had been a bad move and that no one should ever have left the oceans. - Douglass Adams
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And so the problem remained; lots of people were mean, and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches. Many were increasingly of the opinion that they had all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that the trees had been a bad move and that no one should ever have left the oceans. - Douglass Adams
Growth through the Cross.
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Posted 16 October 2000 - 08:02 PM
thats... interesting...
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"It was widely rumored that since the Shadow Hunters were cut off from the primal chord of thier race, they were forced to draw thier psionic energies from the dark, cold void of space..."
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Posted 17 October 2000 - 07:58 PM
Uh...okay.
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Posted 09 September 2002 - 09:38 PM
Not Chronicle of the Month material, but then again, since when were chronicles required to be stories? The problem with the present day is everything is so complex there is almost no fun left...
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Posted 25 September 2002 - 01:42 PM
Fun is irevelent. Continunity is futile. You will be assimilated...
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Posted 01 October 2002 - 09:47 AM
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Originally posted by Bryce:
Fun is irevelent. Continunity is futile. You will be assimilated...
Fun is irevelent. Continunity is futile. You will be assimilated...
Watch it, punk.
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Posted 26 November 2002 - 03:50 PM
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Watch it, punk.
Watch it, punk.
Why to you resist us? We only wish to improve continuity for all chrons throughout the Cytherian world.
Prepare to be assimalated into the unified story line...
*raises borg probe thing and jabs ferazel with it*
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